₦airaland Forum

wakaman:
Fake news

https://punchng.com/bandits-shoot-futa-deputy-registrar/?amp=1&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

The way you people will just come out and say fake news is so annoying, someone said his pastor and even mentioned his name, you are quoting him with link to another news.

Does your brothers stop killing ?

Green snake under the green grass

Two mad men

My father has 22, mine will be 44 as the first son

With these kind of ambassadors you will keep seeing girls like the runs girl that killed a guy few days ago, because they believe there is a reward for being stupid, useless, wayward and mannerless

My 5yrs old son is like that, whenever he is watching his cartoons and I call he says daddy I’m busy talk to you later and the call is cut off

One of my account was banned last year and the ban expires 2121 I laughed when I saw it.

I was like the weed wey this mod smoke na from Bermuda Triangle

We wey don born so go dey fear oo

tayoccu:
A few of them are there

Okay

I think there is one or more of the old cast still alive, why are they not in the movie

Whether we say Rest In Peace or not, not everybody will Rest In Peace

realsammie:
Oga be Calming down small small. Naija problem no dey finish. Abeg rest

I’m trying oo, but the madness is becoming unseriously serious. Somebody even sent me the WhatsApp group link yesterday, I asked the guy if they share money on the group.

Which kind madness be this, these are the leaders of tomorrow very unserious

excanny:
For a woman, it's called fiancée. notice the e.

Stop confusing us with your poor education.

Oga, professor of English

Devil resides in Nigeria. While not send her back to where she came from instead of wanting to kill her

Imagine, so if technology can’t help Nigeria what will ?

Klass99:
Lol .



I'm looking to prevent pregnancy at all cost and every means possible. While I practice celibacy is there a means to do this in marriage without invasive procedures or procedures which cause weight gain?

That digital app you mentioned does it tell you how close you are to menopause, how soon or quickly it will happen for a person? Early and permanent menopause will be a huge relief to me abeg, I used to bleed for 7 days. The first time it did abracadabra and acted like it was going to rain for less than 7 days I was so excited, I thought to myself could this be a sign that my days of bleeding are coming to an end? Imagine my disappointment when that didn't happen.

There was a front page story on NL a few years ago where a 30 or 33 year old lady said she stopped bleeding and had to go to a doctor to rectify the issue so she could have kids later. She got married had 2 kids and then one day divulged the info to hubby and the guy went gaga ......but I digress. I have wished more than once that I had her condition, I won't even seek to rectify it I will just carry on living my life.

But wetin dey worry all of us dey different sha.

You have right to whatever you wish to do with your life but honestly you are one mystery I wish I could solve. I’m not trying to be mean with words but I hope you don’t regret this adventure sometime in the future.

I asked you this question not too long ago and I’m going to ask again “are you medically alright” ?

You have to travel outside Nigeria to find a man that has same mindset.

White men will willingly accept your condition because there are many of them who are willing to make dogs and cats their children or maybe you have to look for a man who has given up on his fertility condition.

I come in peace and I hope we can have a private conversation someday soon

Aboki make una repent of una sins

hansomb:
Jesus was a herdsman you know.

He wasn’t Fulani

AnanseK:
Okay go ahead and kill all the tribes you hate.

Mor0n I don’t hate them I hate their senseless killings and people like you make hatred for that region grows.

Same body language the vegetable in Aso Rock has been exhibiting

AnanseK:
To Label a tribe and kill all of them. That was attempted in Rwanda by idiots like you.

Animals like you have done worse than what happened in Rwanda in 1994.

Your kinsmen derive joy in killing innocent Nigerians and animals like you sees nothing wrong in it and whenever your victims rise up to defend themselves evil men like you automatically gets voice to speak

There is nothing like innocent herdsmen.

This girl used to be my crush before she got married, I thought I was gonna make money and marry her but before money come she don marry.

To the topic of discussion, don’t accept the script if it will affect your nail and eyelashes.

Don’t come here and disturb us with your woes

They have no place on earth not to talk of heaven

That your daughter sha, once a female child starts taking preak forget she can do anything to whoever stands on her way.

God don’t give me female children, they know where to find what you don’t want and bring it home

Because that all they were trained to do

Traveled from Benin to witness a case that is neither for your father nor your mother.

If dem kidnap you or you die for road accident now dem go blame village people.

APC government and distraction

filleSouriante:
Hello Austin. Long time. Compliments

I’m fine I hope you are, wish you the best of 2021

India! A country where going to jail is inevitable, where tomorrow isn’t certain, where any wrong movement can get you behind bars for years.

A country where caesarean section is more advised than normal delivery by doctors

I escaped going to jail in 2016 because because I was pacifying my son.

My friends that were arrested were in prison for about 4 years.

Which code name has our army not used against boko haram yet they still can’t defeat the terrorist sect.

Has any country’s army ever won a fight by code name ?