₦airaland Forum

logoscope:
It's being long I posted games here. Like if you wanna see what I'm staking on.

pls post the poo.... lemme shi*t on it!

Vikings007:
@bolded settles this matter. Next scam case please?

hahaha..this guy is a bastard... so you're SCAM CASE manager!

hensben:
I know people will take this for a joke but it's not funny anymore.

Why do most rich Nigerians don't help the needy in the country, I can't count how many friends or people I have helped through my father's little influence in the country.

man... you goan help me... I've been stranded in Lagos for the past three weeks...got job but no accommodation... been sleeping around white garment churches ( I know people will say lotta folks are sleeping in a worse place) but I'm not Happy with this cos I'm not comfortable and this makes me not paying attention to whatever I'm doing!

Lasveg:
I know a very gud strategy/formular one can use on betting and wil be making over 3k daily with guaranty. It requires capital though of between 70 to 100k.

explain it fam ...I'll start making #25 with it everyday with low capital till I'm huge

I will like to advice... when you reach 10k or prolly 12k pls start over from 2k again... peace

satundlog:
Lol bro...... Welcome to Lasgidi. Just believe it is parts of your journey in life there are situations that's go beyond human being description. You never can tell why God make you to leave your village.I love your decision and that we make me to give you something.Once Again Welcome To Lasgidi.

Rules 1:
1.Be bold
2.Mind your business
3.Don't follow anybody do strong head even if na rat
Always remember where you are coming from

Rules 2:
Use pedestrian bridge especially in Island
Watch always watch side
Don't walk in the dark area alone
No smesme!(No dulling)
No friends no enemies

Rules 3:
Don't by from chest beater dem without checking well
Always enter bus with change in your pocket
Prepare your mind to always wake up as earlier as possible
Prepare your mind for end time traffic
And always look out for opportunity,don't be lazy.

Lastly,don't be carried away...............Welcome to lagos,Eko akete,Ile ogban,Aromi sale-legbelegbe,Ilu owo,Ilu olokiki........Wari tie se o.

thanks boss...planning to go to the Beach to try set-up barbecue and shawarma or prolly plantain&sauce spot... shey I fit try am before I waste my transport go there?

these small small boys wey drive big cars don inspired me...me sef go get my own money here.... and I just found out no be only me dey this kind situation,so that's MOTIVATION

flokii:
@OP.Lagos sef no send you o..

better find transport money go back Akure ASAP

cheers

I no dey go anywhere..we go dey gather rugged am here till things go better

ExplicitContent:
;DLol
On some nollywood things.
Good luck man, but op how u go take d baff?

I swear no be lie... I just baff now now.. the Church get bush bathroom na

I came all the way from akure to lagos today...with what I've seen already.. I think I have the right to kill myself.. in fact everybody in Lagos is a tout including old women around here.... actually na one chance carry me reach Lagos.. my padi gave me one of his guy number say hin be supervisor for one Lagos factory... I no know say them be GNLD(really pissed)...I called him, he said na 35k per month with accommodation and they specialised in slippers production (OK)..I was happy I called all my guys and dashed out all my properties say I don see work for lag (mehn) that I ain't coming back to ak(fuk me)..as I reach lag they ( GNLD) started giving me life is good sh*t I vex comot there,I do shakara, I cursed them comot(I no know anybody for lag o) ..na so my Lagos life begin o every good things wey una dey talk on here about lag na lie ( una no go make heaven) including all lagos conductors ..dem don dupe me no be small...I told one I'm going to ojota bus stop...he collected #50 carry me for two mins, drop me say we don reach..( haba hin no fit tell me the bus stop dey down road) i drop to find church wey I go crash....person wey dey sell food for road side self harass me cos I greet her twice( well no be ak i dey) so I no fit talk back.. where I dey rest I see like three private jet flew over when some people dey sleep on trees wey dem call house... in short today experience bad I no fit write all some cos you go say I be mumu.. I dey one c&s church now dey plan how I'm going to sleep there... and I dey fear these people because the way them dey look me since! hopefully tomorrow I'll start job hunting cos I no go back even if na gate man job

I came all the way from akure to lagos today...with what I've seen already.. I think I have the right to kill myself.. in fact everybody in Lagos is a tout including old women around here.... actually na one chance carry me reach Lagos.. my padi gave me one of his guy number say hin be supervisor for one Lagos factory... I no know say them be GNLD(really pissed)...I called him, he said na 35k per month with accommodation and they specialised in slippers production (OK)..I was happy I called all my guys and dashed out all my properties say I don see work for lag (mehn) that I ain't coming back to ak(fuk me)..as I reach lag they ( GNLD) started giving me life is good sh*t I vex comot there,I do shakara, I cursed them comot(I no know anybody for lag o) ..na so my Lagos life begin o every good things wey una dey talk on here about lag na lie ( una no go make heaven) including all lagos conductors ..dem don dupe me no be small...I told one I'm going to ojota bus stop...he collected #50 carry me for two mins, drop me say we don reach..( haba hin no fit tell me the bus stop dey down road) i drop to find church wey I go crash....person wey dey sell food for road side self harass me cos I greet her twice( well no be ak i dey) so I no fit talk back.. where I dey rest I see like three private jet flew over when some people dey sleep on trees wey dem call house... in short today experience bad I no fit write all some cos you go say I be mumu.. I dey one c&s church now dey plan how I'm going to sleep there... and I dey fear these people because the way them dey look me since! hopefully tomorrow I'll start job hunting cos I no go back even if na gate man job

toyeoye:
my guy hold that your phone tight and sleep with one eye open

I no go even sleep sef

I came all the way from akure to lagos today...with what I've seen already.. I think I have the right to kill myself.. in fact everybody in Lagos is a tout including old women around here.... actually na one chance carry me reach Lagos.. my padi gave me one of his guy number say hin be supervisor for one Lagos factory... I no know say them be GNLD(really pissed)...I called him, he said na 35k per month with accommodation and they specialised in slippers production (OK)..I was happy I called all my guys and dashed out all my properties say I don see work for lag (mehn) that I ain't coming back to ak(fuk me)..as I reach lag they( GNLD) started giving me life is good sh*t
I vex comot there,I do shakara, I cursed them comot(I no know anybody for lag o) ..na so my Lagos life begin o
every good things wey una dey talk on here about lag na lie ( una no go make heaven)
including all lagos conductors ..dem don dupe me no be small...I told one I'm going to ojota bus stop...he collected #50 carry me for two mins, drop me say we don reach..( haba hin no fit tell me the bus stop dey down road) i drop to find church wey I go crash....person wey dey sell food for road side self harass me cos I greet her twice( well no be ak i dey) so I no fit talk back.. where I dey rest I see like three private jet flew over when some people dey sleep on trees wey dem call house... in short today experience bad I no fit write all some cos you go say I be mumu.. I dey one c&s church now dey plan how I'm going to sleep there... and I dey fear these people because the way them dey look me since! hopefully tomorrow I'll start job hunting cos I no go back even if na gate man job

MrCork:
....baby dont be like that...are uu gonno phuck me or not & do you realice am from London?..and jussss incase you ask again..did I mention I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot!!

Haha... I give fuk 'bout this lifestyle

pardon the grammar....
God knows if I have any opportunity like KANU or shekau... I would form my own violent group and start killing all these leaders(APC/PDP)... for I know it will create fear on the newly elected ones not to be bad leaders!

but trust me I'm working on it... just need to get some youth more and some military men!
heard some army men discussing this kinda issue so I know some would join the group! yea I'm crazy!

I guess this man was sleeping when efcc were arresting normal civilians and suddenly when it start concerning high profile people he woke up to make this statement.. ..




been looking for super power just to start killing some leaders( APC/PDP) in Nigeria!

pls guys continue the fighting cos I just but 10mb because of this... make una no gree for each other Abeg... and we don't need to act mature every time it ain't fun

most of them don't talk anyhow and always talk in shy low voice! that's why you'll never know..!

you should keep hustling.. one day you might be successful more than them

just serve God...people don't really have to do it in particular religion way, I'm not saying I'm a saint but trust me I always know when I do bad things... and even when I did something right I always think it might be wrong (unknowingly) against God so that's why I always ask for forgiveness

I was just in a forum where people are
fighting, insulting themselves because of
religions... some supporting their
arguments with what pastor and imam
engage in! as for me I just believe there
is ALMIGHTY GOD and I don't wanna
know if he's Muslim or Christian ,I
communicate with him with my mind. I
mean I don't really have to do it in
Christian or Muslim way! if you believe
he exist just serve him by doing what's
right *note* not what you think it's right and trust me you always know what's truly right
cos last time I checked people
misbehave cos they think there is a
particular religion to follow to serve God
RIGHT

pls op.. don't make people hate Catholic Church... I was in akure then...only locked because lot of them were with many fireworks in last minutes

benedictnsi:
Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha


You see your life So you want make we fight abi Oya break bottle gimme


Ekpa!!!

you don gok am! next time he go say something more than that to you

publicenemy:
YOUR FATHER.

wait.. don't worry I'll act like I'm mature...






but come here na my father you call so? lemme lemme act like I'm grown ass




but I'll find you and kill you.. believe me

I should be able to... if they gimme star raddler join

publicenemy:
AND IT MAKES FRONT PAGE.


























SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW OLD THESE MODERATORS ARE.

jixux.. this guy just insulted mods like that? see,. moderators if you no ban this guy.. I go deactivate my account.. I dey tell you now before you go dey beg me to activate back

benedictnsi:
Now you sound like a real guy.....

Well I'm sorry too..... Observe me on Nairaland, i don't look for trouble first....



#kind_regards

cc MediaDeveloper see this guy tryna say you're a fake and mumu kid.. abi what does he mean by"now you sound like a real guy"? Abeg no gree for him.. and make he no bobo you by saying sorry.. pls fire this guy back

MediaDeveloper:
Am sorry to disappoint you. Am not on Nairaland to exchange words with anyone, am here to offer advice and help in any way I can through my comments, likes and share, I beg you to forgive me in anyways I have offended you and join me to face the issue and not the persons involved.

Kind Regards.

cc benedictnsi Abeg no gree for this guy o..is that how to advice somebody?? don't let this guy bobo you se! fire this guy back pls