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TerrorSquad:
AFONJA BANK

Backed by an Igbo lawyer. You see how backward your thinking is.
What's that bank owned by Cecelia ibru again??
Oho!!! Oceanic Bank

Estharfabian:

I'm igbo with No beards.. Or traces Of One growing in the nearby future.


I've seen Calabar, Yoruba women with lots of beards, boob beards, pimple beard, lap Beard and whatnot foreal tho .... So, Pulleeeaase, stick your generalization Up your Ass.

Op is right. It's very common among Igbo females

SimpleBea:
You need to change the screen

any idea how much it costs?

Pls how can a Q5 with a blank screen be fixed And how much will it cost?? Thanks

7. Being Tribalistic: This is one attribute that truly Christians shouldn't exhibit, We all are one in the sight of God irrespective of tribe or race or color. May God help us

FriedCorn!!!!!

Come and see American Rapper and his Bae dressing like Yoruba gods
Slave Mentality??

friedcorn:
Has any arab dress in yoruba attire before?



Yoruba people and their slave mentality

Oh please just shut up. The picture below is for you

Igbos and their 'slave' mentality shey??

Anyone can dress however they like. No be by 'slave'

jmoore:
And there he goes quoting the bible without comprehension.
But you were throwing stones at thieves na

I never berated them for praying after 'stealing'. Be wise

jmoore:
Prayer after fornication. Chai!!! Aru!!!

You need serious deliverance.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

You
pray after
have sinned yeah?? Wawu

Mismatched libido. Either you match up to his or he tones down to yours. That's how you can both solve this problem.

It's better checked now because it can lead to problems in marriage.

Obinnau:
Gionee E3 E-life, ultra Slim, sharp camera that is only rivalled by camon C8

I can attest to that. Used this phone for almost a year. Very sleek phone

Nigerians are representing

– The Nigerian police have arrested a 60-year-old man for allegedly duping a woman of N1.99million
– The man is also a specialist in producing fake currencies
– His partners are said to be at large
The Lagos state police command has apprehended one Hyacinth Nwogu for duping a woman and producing fake currencies.

Nwogu, 60, who lives at 7, Abimbola street, College road, Ifako Ijaiye in Lagos was apprehended after the victim, Helen Olajide, 28, filed a complaint against him at the station.
The suspect was alleged to have collected the cash in installments from the victim, a businesswoman, under the guise of supplying her goods.
But Nwogu dismissed Olajide’s claims, saying she was duped of a million naira and it was shared among the four culprits, three of which are still at large.

The police spokesperson, Dolapo Badmos, said he the suspect will be charged to court at the conclusion of investigation, adding that efforts were on to arrest the fleeing suspects.
Recently, the Lagos state police’s Rapid Respond Squad (RRS) section announced the arrest of a 28-year-old man who defrauded victims of around N2million on the pretence of procuring for them Dubai visas.
The man, Emu-Larry Chidebere, who hails from Ika North local government area of Delta state, is accused of defrauding one Abraham Jude and four other persons of N2million under the pretence of helping them to procure visas.


Source: https://www.naij.com/1022915-nigerian-police-recovers-fake-currencies-fraudster-lagos.html?source=index_latest

Cc: Lalasticlala, Dominique, Mynd44

Lalasticlala!!!!!! Food is ready oooo

Front Page in a bit

So many states can actually grow rice. Invest heavily in improving the quality and quantity of rice produced and let us kiss importation of rice goodbye!!!!

Please don't ruin this thread with tribal bigotry. This is a very commendable innovation from our Igbo brothers. If only the state and federal Govt will look this way and harness the full potential of it

A 45-year-old Nigerian Lamborghini driver was arrested for reckless and dangerous driving in Singapore on Tuesday, October 11th.

The incident which occurred on October 1, was recorded by an in-car camera and the footage went viral after it was uploaded online last week. There was a narrow gap - barely a car's width - between the two vehicles travelling on the expressway. Yet the blue Lamborghini blatantly squeezed through, almost causing an accident, while cutting across the lane before speeding off into the distance.

The Nigerian Lambo driver has been identified as Paul Gabriel Amos from Agulu, Anambra State  who lives in Singapore. All Singapore Stuff also shared newspaper reports of Paul Gabriel Amos being involved in scams, one of which implicated him in a case where $27 million dollars were scammed from Citibank back in 2009. When Paul Gabriel Amos tried to visit the United States, he was arrested by the FBI and brought to court in which he denied all allegations. Amos convinced Citibank officials to wire him $27 million belonging to Ethiopia. Rather than go with the usual Nigerian nom , Amos pretended to be an official with the National Bank of Ethiopia. Amos forged “official-looking” documents that confirmed his status with the central bank and instructed

As at last Friday, the 33-second video, which was originally posted on Facebook by the affected driver, Mr Heng See Meng, and uploaded on other pages, had more than 201,000 combined views and was shared more than 2,300 times.

A police spokesman later confirmed that a Nigerian man was arrested for dangerous driving in relation to the incident. His vehicle, identified as a Lamborghini Huracan Spyder, was also impounded.


In the video, Mr Heng, with his family, is driving his car on the rightmost lane of the three-lane East Coast Parkway.
A van is seen just ahead of his car, in the middle lane, with a small gap diagonally between the two vehicles. Suddenly, the blue Lamborghini zooms up behind the van, weaving and squeezing through the gap between the two vehicles, then overtakes them, cutting to the right lane, and speeding off. Mr Heng's car then overtakes the van, switches a lane to the left in front of it, before an orange Lamborghini appears on the rightmost lane and drives into the distance as well. Mr Heng told The Straits Times Online that it was a "very scary experience".

"I really hope all drivers respect road discipline and not bring danger to other road users," he said.
His video also sparked off online outrage against the Lamborghini driver, with peole condemning his actions. Many condemned the driver of the supercar for putting himself and the other drivers at risk. Some also questioned why the driver had not overtaken via the empty left-most lane, while others blamed Mr Heng's car for hogging the right-most lane.

Road safety experts described the driver's actions as dangerous and irresponsible.
Singapore Safety Driving Centre's training manager Gerard Pereira said:
"The blue Lamborghini driver appeared to be showing off, unlike (the other Lamborghini driver) who waited for the car (with the in-car camera) to switch a lane to the left before overtaking on the right. He should not be on the road if he is this impatient. What kind of driving ethics does he have?"

Accident reconstruction expert Kelvin Koay said:
"Had the van slowed down or the other car sped up a little, an accident would have occurred. Plus, given the Lamborghini was going faster than the two vehicles, had there been any impact, it could have caused their cars to spin out of control. It would have been disastrous."

If convicted of dangerous driving, an offender can be jailed up to a year and fined up to $3,000. Lifestyle news site Covered Asia reported two weeks ago that there was only one customised Lamborghini Huracan LP 610-4 Spyder in Singapore, and it was sold with an open-category certificate of entitlement of $1.3 million.

More photos of Mr Amos and his luxurious Lamborghini, below.

Source: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/10/nigerian-lamborghini-driver-arrested-in.html?m=1

Cc: Lalasticlala

cowardSeun:
That's the reason the rest of the South should keep them at an arm length.... They are unstable and double-sided.
If they could betray their kinsmen then we should watch it.

Just like how the Igbos betrayed Ekwueme

in 1999 in the PDP Primaries.

The Northerners are the only ones with absolute loyalty

Police in India last Friday October 14th arrested two Nigerians, Nduba Joseph (25) and Nwite Sunday Rose (32), for alleged drug trafficking.

50g of cocaine worth was recovered from them after they were arrested at their apartment in Indiranagar.

The accused reportedly confessed that they used to get cocaine from their contact, identified as Ben from T.C. Palya, and sell it.
The police have seized their passports and remanded them in judicial custody.

He said the suspect admitted that they used to get cocaine from a man identified as Ben from T.C. Palya, and sell it.
“The police have booked the duo under Narcotics Drugs and Psychotropic Substances Act, 1985, and remanded them in judicial custody.

“Efforts are on to apprehend the fleeing suspect, Ben,” he added.

Barely two months ago, two Nigerians were arrested by police in India for reportedly dealing in drug trade

According to report in India’s Mail Today, the duo of
23-year-old Kenneth Jideo and 27-year-old Obuneme Victor were arrested by police in Bengaluru for selling cocaine.

Both men, who were in Bengaluru on business visa, had reportedly started drug trade since the last six months, according to India police.

The duo reportedly confessed to the police that they got the drugs from Nigerian friends and police suspects the involvement of a gang from Goa in supplying cocaine to drug peddlers in Bengaluru who were in Bengaluru on business visa, had reportedly started drug trade since the last six months, according to India police.


Source: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/10/photos-two-nigerians-arrested-for-drug.html?m=1

While Nairalanders are busy with their daily spewing of vituperations and hating on other tribes. An Igbo man just gave out his daughter to a Hausa man.

Be wise. Live above tribal differences.

Smallville10:
hahahahahaha... You dont know me... I'm d type of guy who doesnt give a fvck what people think i am or am not...

I don't know you, I know a Christian won't say "Please how long does it take before d disease kills him"

Smallville10:
i aint no muslim

You're no Christian either. Perhaps just a church goer

Smallville10:
guy. U no know wetin dis recessiondon do me. Chai!

Definitely a Muslim. Thats the religion that preaches Violence and Death

Smallville10:
my papa no fit be like buhari

Still doesn't mean you should wish him death. Or aren't you a Christian??

Smallville10:
Please how long does it take before d disease kills him

Lol. Please be civil and nice, How would you like it If we ask how soon your father would die??

We have British English, American English, Australian English.


This is Nigerian English!!!
EOD.

They had better!!!

It's too common with these banks, They retrench at will.


Even before the onset of the recession, It has always been a norm in the banking world.

Nigerian news media website, Signal has published its exclusive article where the journalists claim President Muhammadu Buhari is currently battling Alzheimer’s disease.
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Signal refers to an anonymous top-level source who has recently visited the president at the Aso Rock Villa and can allegely confirm that the leader of the nation has Alzheimer’s.
He claims that the president has memory problems and is no longer capable of taking governance-related decisions.
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Moreover, the insider insists that Mamman Daura, a close confidant of the president, has taken advantage of Buhari’s deteriorating mental state.

The source was quoted: “It is a really serious situation. It is looking like the president has now been caged and hijacked. He is not in control. Daura is the one handling most of the key issues.
He is the one who manages the entire decision making process from who is listed and presented to the President for appointments, interpretation of key policy decisions and their implications to the president, and even who is targeted or penciled down for arrests or prosecution. It’s unbelievably shocking.”
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Further the report dwells on a series of incidents, where President Muhammadu Buhari failed to conceal his ailment.
1) They recalled the situation where President Buhari mispronounced the name of the Vice President of Nigeria Prof. Yemi Osinbajo addressing him as Prof. Yemi Osinbade.
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2) During a live television interview with Al Jazeera the president forgot the full meaning of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), switching “Nigeria” with “National”.

3) In a meeting with President Barack Obama President Buhari has reportedly called his party as the All Nigeria Peoples Congress instead of the All Progressives Congress (APC).
The news platform can’t but recall multiple trips of the president to other countries, where he allegedly underwent medical treatment.
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Earlier this week Sahara Reporters reported on the president’s visit to German hospital. However, it’s unclear whether the president has any kind of a medical problem or not.
However, Nigerians took to social media expressed their strong disbelief with the dubious report, share their thoughts on the president’s health and discuss the contoversail matter with each other.
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Itamakinde Akinyele: Memory loss? We go dey manage am. He never dey wear pampers? Even, still we go manage am. Aso rock guys! I hail o. Just day chop go, he no go remember.
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Adedotun Oni: If you are above 70years in this present world,it is normal to have sometin dat u will be battling with bcox theirs is no body above 70years that will say he or she is not having one or two issue with his health but am sure that God will stregthen and heal u,bcox you need to finish what you start ooooo bcox i dont tink we have any1 that have the boldness of fighting corruption…
#GodBeWithBuhari
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Uloko Comrade Julius: Did Buhari sound like a person suffering from Alzheimer, or u don’t know what Alzheimer mean?, Buhari sound normal keep repeat whatever he said days years back he didn’t forget any, Alzheimer is someone who suffered from lost of memory and Buhari never lost his memory
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Moses Denfrank: Old man has his personal battle to face yet criminal politicians dragged him into their mess but for the tastes of power the old man fell into their hands now he is their Jan glover game,wishing you speedy treatment and recovery!
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Arinze Hilary Onwukeme: When patience Jonathan was saying it ppl were busy laughing at her, now the truth is coming out, he doesn’t remember his promises. I hope Hausa ppl are enjoying this, n looking forward to there excuse
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Az Chinwuba Buhari: is hale and hearty. These newsmen should know what they report. It appears they now say whatever they want in the name of democracy. I also think it’s only in Nigeria where newsmen enjoys the liberty of democracy to its fullest. How they them in US, Russia, etc talk down on their presidents? Careless words like these is detrimental to the nation.
All ye praying for Buhari to fail one way or the other should brace yourself because he MUST succeed.
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Hon Nwokediuko Jackson: Alzheimer’s disease is characterized by gradual dieing of brain cells, buhari has previously been diagnosed with schizophrenia, BUHARI BYE BYE, WE WILL MEET AGAIN IN NEXT WORLD I. E WHENEVER I DIE.
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Mohammed Shaibu Auwal: Absolute lie and nonsense, rather it’s u suffering from the condition you mentioned, I’m afraid if it’s not dementia you are suffering from too or rather acute kleptomaniac syndrome, which PMB is now treating in Nigeria, PMB will never relent in executing his programmes, because of myopic and pessimistic people like you, PMB will live beyond want you people think, but mind you death is inevitable for you also sooner or later, PMBs ill health or sound health does not guarantee your own, putting across such news in social media is just an absolute waste of energy and time.

Source:‎ https://www.naij.com/1006380-nigerians-speak-alleged-buharis-alzheimers-disease.html?source=index_main

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, dominique