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EnlightenedSoul:
It's whatever you want it to be. Just answer my one question.

Never, now go to sleep.

EnlightenedSoul:
It's still early, and it's the moment of truth. Don't you fail.

What changed? You typically dont even talk to me, now your annoying me with questions tonight? Is it Kaacsi?

EnlightenedSoul:
Darn it, you're mixing your voices with your dreams again. Dear, your alter ego was the one that told you to tell me how old you are

Lol, good night macaanto. I have to go to sleep.

EnlightenedSoul:
Just be real, man. Listen to your alter ego

My alter ego is telling me E-soul sii ficaan uu waaas.

What country do you live in currently?

EnlightenedSoul:
...Or too young.

whatever you say macaanto.

EnlightenedSoul:
Aw, come on. But that says something.

Your beginning to annoy me wallahi. Get off my D!!!ck.

EnlightenedSoul:
It's for perspective.

I rather you not have that perspective. good night.

EnlightenedSoul:
Self-humiliation? This explains a lot.

How old are you, though?

Why does it matter?

EnlightenedSoul:
Why are you berating yourself again?

I am a sadist, I derive pleasure from punishment and humiliation.

Maakhir:
How old are you, Enlightened soul?

Axum, be a man and tell her your real age.

This convo is between two adults, what is a 14 year old doing up this late?

Maakhir:
let me guess

16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29

Somewhere there

Yeah. How old are you?

EnlightenedSoul:
Right. And how old is that? I need numbers, not crackpot analogies.

over 15, but under 30

Why you so desperate to know my age.

EnlightenedSoul:
I don't have/want a psych degree, and I already have a gerbil, thanks.



Seriously, how old are you?

Lets just say old enough to impregnate you on the first try, and young enough to do it every day like a BOSS

EnlightenedSoul:
Why??



It's only for perspective.

I am not your lab rat for your psychology degree. Okay.

Anyway do you know the number for Pal talk? conference number?

EnlightenedSoul:
How old are you, and what have Bantus done you?

I just come here to troll Bantus. You dont need to know my age macaanto.

EnlightenedSoul:
How old are you forreal?

why does it matter?

EnlightenedSoul:
You're a very disturbed individual.

You have shown me the right path, and have changed my views on Bantus. How does that make me disturbed?

Maakhir:
I hope you didn't get all your tips on how to seduce a somali lady from qabyo 2.

The movie is about how to fight your spouse not how to seduce a lady

Honestly I blame E-soul, if she wasnt FIRCOOONI, maybe my advances would have some measure of success. But what Ev.


No foreskin off my d!!!ck

Maakhir:
I have two other arab fail videos that are funnier than this one.

You will die laughing and be resurrected laughing

Khaaaanis waxiiiid, post them at once.

This is what I need to uplift me from my depression, for not seducing E-soul in a timely manner.

EnlightenedSoul:
You're straying. Who was it stole your God Complex?

You did abaayo macaan.

Warya you have to watch this one bro, you will die laughing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z18mRflJFI

Wallahi the Somali mating process is too long and cumbersome. Can you believe i have been trying to seduce e-soul since like last september.


I am a failure, an absolute failure. I honestly dont deserve to be called Somali.

Maakhir:
Fear for your life!

Axum is lusting after you

I am Axum, shouldn't that statement be directed at E-soul?

Go to sleep bro, you can't even troll straight.

EnlightenedSoul:
I was alluding to the never-ending allegations on their defiling young men, but that was a bad point anyway.

I dont think you can make bad points, everything that comes out of your mouth is to be studied and written in a book and printed so billions can read it while praising your name.

Maakhir:
You have until sunday

Bro, we are leaving sunday to go onto monday.

Surely you are not giving him till next week?

This is why nobody takes Somali pirates seriously anymore.

Maakhir:
Fulaman198, you have not met my demands . I will extend the period of time for you.

I have created a MONSTER.


Fulaman if you dont meet his demands, he will Jerk off to a Fulani girl. You wouldn't want that on your conscious, please meet his demands.

EnlightenedSoul:
Well, he can't very well damn his fellow priests, cardinals, bishops, archbishops etc to hell, can he?

yes, to whatever point you are making.

Fulaman198:
Like Maakhir said, I'm not into that homosexual stuff like you are. Sorry bro, but I don't swing that way. You will have to find a guy interested in that crap

Only a true Homsexuaaal would respond this seriously to deny accusations of being a homosexual.

E-soul are we friends now?

Maakhir:
Relax, I was joking around.

On a serious note, I'm not axum

I AM NOT ME

Fulaman198:
Leave the Bantu people alone, also leave Enlightened alone

E-soul is my Somali sister. The Bantu nation is a friend of mine. Stick to kissing feet my crazy nomad.