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Maakhir:
And now you need to agree that I'm not axum

Lol, You are me. We are one, you are my reasonable side.

Maakhir:
This says everything

I joke a lot. If I was interested in her, I would have told her my age since she was so thirsty to find out.

The women from Djibouti have no shame most are sharmutooyin. She is an excellent example of such behavior.

I get second hand embarrassment so I will leave.

EnlightenedSoul:
Well, gosh. I totally agree.

You must enjoy me, since you are so quick to engage me in conversation. Your a girl, isku xishod

Maakhir:
Axum, harrassing a lady isn't a good way of trying to 'seduce' her.

Who is trying to seduce her. I need her to stop communicating with me.

Maakhir:
You also have a bad personality online.

Says a lot doesn't it?

I am funny, and I purposely like to troll. But she is serious in her terrible bipolar, dominatrix, needy and self centered behavior.

EnlightenedSoul:
Fixed.

You have a bad personality, which says a lot, cause this is online. You either leave me alone or take the consequences that come with talking to me.

If you can't take the heat leave the kitchen and go into the bedroom, where I will be waiting.

Maakhir:
Bro, if you're that whoreny , get a wife and a room

Lol, you dont know jokes

Maakhir:
Fulaman198

I am getting impatient

Nothing a good Jerk will not fix, even if it is on the face of one of the fulani women posted on this forum. It will help quicken Fulaman to meet your demands.

Maakhir:
A good strong jerk makes you impotent and unable to maintan a good erection

You know this is not true, since you are me

Maakhir:
I saw one like this on Universal Tv

Are you trying to turn me into a pervert

Feel sorry for the girl, she is only there just cause of her a55

A good strong jerk keeps the doctor away and keeps you awake

Warya this girl got body, I have never seen a Somali song built around a girls body at least the video was. She is fine wallahi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EULAdPSMjrg

Maakhir:
Dude, she seems to loathe you.

I say give up.

Dude were going back and forth for hours. She is the one who interferes and starts conversations with me. She will ignore me for a day than talk to me for a day. I only talk to those who talk to me.


She's upset cause I am quick on my feet and always have a come back with sexual innuendo.

you know this, since you are me dummy

Maakhir:
I shall be stripped of any titles and position of honour I have held among society.

I dont recall holding any tittles and positions of honor among society.

The only title I hold was being able to last more than one hour in EnlightenedSouls Sex dungeon, and living to tell about it.

Maakhir:
I shall never recover from this slight on my honour.

There is no honor among trolls, why am I speaking to myself again

Maakhir:


People are accusing me of being you.

My good name is forever tainted.

Your good name 'AXUM' will forever stand in the pages of Nigerian history as the great troll that you are

EnlightenedSoul:
Squint harder.
WAKE UP.
Stop pepper spraying your junk.
Call a paramedic.
GET A LIFE.

Post your various songs and images on your own thread, and leave this thread and it's nice people be.

Sucks how when she climaxes she shows no more interest. I feel like a piece of meat.

EnlightenedSoul:
Squint really hard.
Wake up.
Get a life.

Post your various songs and images on your own thread, and leave this thread and it's nice people be.

You mean you used pepper spray too. I want to review that waiver you made me sign. Please call a medic, I cannot feel my Junk, it's been sucked dry like a well in jigjigga.

This is a nice Somali song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=png6GWgYtcY

EnlightenedSoul:
Lol, learn to separate the dreams and the voices sho. I understand that must be an awesome feat, but all it takes is willpower. Get well.

Hard to know the difference between consciousness and a dream when I pass out half way into your dominatrix inspired session.

How many more days till I can walk straight. You promised you wouldn't go back there

EnlightenedSoul:
Alright, I tried and failed. Get well soon.

before you leave, untie me and uhm help me put my pants back on.

And Plz remind me next time to not let you get on top, 140 my A55. Your an easy 200 pounds.

EnlightenedSoul:
What brand of humor is that? Slapstick or Straitjacket?

Are you a sadist masicist how do you know all these sexual devices

EnlightenedSoul:
Straitjacket humor.

I assume your familiar with such a device, just searched it on google

Fulaman I suspect you can cut the sexual tension with a Bamboo stick eh?

EnlightenedSoul:
I would diagnose you, but I don't have those credentials.

Thats funny because I have the equipment to diagnose you,but dont have access to the patient.

EnlightenedSoul:
Well, you're cut loose. You're cut veryyy loose.

is that how it is down there? Sorry I had to go there (all the way down there, that is)

EnlightenedSoul:
What does that mean. Is Axum a lady?

Eeeego means cut me loose

EnlightenedSoul:
Yh, that's exactly what I meant lols.

Cajiib. Nin yaaahow eeeego

EnlightenedSoul:
Lols. You're over-estimating, but that's ok.

over-estimating what Macaanto. Are you not a woman?

EnlightenedSoul:
?
? No need to blame the West, I currently reside in the North Pole. The number I was looking for is only two digits long.

Your a go getter, I like that in a woman. But give up on this goal of yours.

Fulaman198:
I don't know man, I don't think they are making this kind of face when you joke

I think the faces they make are more on the lines of

Thats cause you dont know how to read Bantu faces. Because of their bigger lips and wider noses you need to be a professional to translate their facial expressions. Fortunately I know how to as I come from a people who have worked with Bantus for centuries as they worked on our farms. that knowledge my forefathers gained runs through my genetic code: the ability to read BANTU facial expressions.

Fulaman198:
I don't know man, you are quite wicked to the "Bantus" and "Fufus" on Nairaland. We wouldn't want them to mourn now would we?

They are mourning now, they only happiness they see is when I tell a joke and bring rejoice to their faces.