₦airaland Forum

mfuasi:
Give a somali man a fish and he'll feed his family for one day.

Give him the tools to catch the fish and a fishing boat..

...he'll desert his family and become a pirate

1. Somalis actually have strong families, compared to Bantus where marriage is unheard of, and 90 percent are born out of wedlock

mfuasi:
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Somalian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

Why are Bantus ugly?

Its a natural evolution to scare of predators, since they are dim witted.

mfuasi:
So the sailing results are in.Nigeria has taken the gold, SA has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat.

Are you sure the captain of the ship wasn't white, and he didnt come to enslave you guys?

mfuasi:
What do you call a somalian shrink?

A terrorpist!

What do you call a Bantu with a weave?

A thief.

mfuasi:
I went to an authentic Somalian restaurant last night.

We went in, sat for a while and then left hungry.

1. Somali food is more main stream than any other African food with the exception of Ethiopian food

2. Authentic Bantu food is largely disgusting and involves bad odors and I have seen bush meat as normal food in Bantu countries.

mfuasi:
There's only one language beggers and prostitutes in my neighbourhood understand.

Somalian.

1. The proper word is Somali.

2. You dont have to make up lies. We all know Indecency actors, prostiutes and hi carrier are Negroids.

Fulaman198:
I came very close to doing so, but I came out of it alive like a real Fulani warrior. What a great experience

You sir, are disgusting.

GERALD710:
A.Improve on your English.
B.Stop claiming fake facts 'if the only news you are hearing' is what you want to hear. I happen to be in the country you are trying to make claims about.
C.So Al Shabaab attacked the Governor of Manderra's convoy.It is not the first time. Governor of Manderra=Somali. Al Shabaab=Somali.
What does that tell you? Mind you 2 of the escorts and an Elder who died in that attack were Somalis from Manderra so that nullifies your 'They are targeting Non-Somalis'claim.

1. So its normal for Alshabaab to attack governors of Kenya? lol

2. Remember when Alshabaab killed a bus full to teachers and let the Somalis go?

GERALD710:
I do not know where you read your retarded History, but Kenya's present day Garissa does not even stand on Somali territory but on land that belonged to the Korokoro and Malakote sub clans of the Pokomo. Garissa is named after Karissa, a famous Pokomo elder. That is something not even the locals deny. The name Garissa was given by the BRITISH. Not the Somalis who only moved there to water their animals at the Tana(The entire place was called Rahole by Somalis ) nor the Pokomos.
There is no 'Garissa' in Somalia. It is called Gerisa, a district in Adwal,Somalia. The origins of the names are completely different.
There was no 'Somalia' prior to colonialism.The coastal part of Somalia from Mogadishu to the Bajun Islands was part of the Sultanate ofZanzibar. An Arab-Swahili empire. Inland there was a patchwork of slave states.
THOSE FRIGGING STATES DID NOT EXIST ON THE KENYAN SIDE OF THE BORDER!!!!!! Kenyan Somalis were nomadic wanderers whose territory was not even defined (thus a Somali state could not exist in what is today North Eastern) because other communities lived right in territory that Somalis today claim is theirs.
Wajir for example was largely Borana territory with only the Ajuran Somali clan wandering in Boranaland and vice versa. It was the British who compacted the Borana into Isiolo and Marsabit, imported Degodia from Somalia and Ogadenis from Garissa into Wajir.
My Source:The Kenya National Archives in Nairobi .Those are BRITISH manuscripts describeing how they found North Eastern.

Northern Kenya was part of Southern Somalia. It will ultimately return to Somalia. If not they will continue to destabliize Kenya.

Fulaman198:
Wow huge

Rumours have been circulating due to your absence. I heard you suffocated while kissing an obese Bantu woman feet.

GERALD710:
There is no clan violence of Somalis in Northern Kenya.
Are you Retarded or what
2014 in Wajir.Garre vs Degodia
http://m.news24.com/kenya/National/News/At-least-3-killed-in-inter-clan-violence-in-Wajir-20140514
2014
Again in Manderra the same year. In August
http://allafrica.com/stories/201408260246.html
In October and December, Again in Manderra
http://www.mandera.go.ke/index.php/latest/115-mandera-county-governor-calls-meeting-to-defuse-cross-border-clan-violence-discuss-the-prevention-of-inter-clan-clashes-from-spilling-across-the-intersection-of-their-three-frontiers
Then in January 2015 between the Garre and Murle clans
http://www.irinnews.org/fr/report/53451/kenya-1-500-families-flee-from-inter-clan-violence-in-mandera
Last year we were also treated to the theatre of the absurd when Ogadeni sub clans declared war on each other.
http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/thecounties/article/2000122440/inter-clan-clashes-causing-death-destruction-in-garissa
So what are you talking about Somali clans in Kenya not fighting.
I happen to be living in Kenya you Muttard!!!
At no time has KDF ever been attacked by Kenyan Somalis on Kenyan soil.
Where do you make up this bullshit
Lolest.THERE ARE KENYAN SOMALIS FIGHTING AL SHABAAB IN SOMALIA!!
As for the 2009 Census. It was frigging cancelled for Turkana,Wajir,Manderra,Garissa. The revised census shows Kenyan Somalis do not exceed 900,000 in Kenya.

Only Violence I hear is Alshabaab and sympathizers attacking convos and any non Somalia





Gunmen attacked a convoy carrying a Kenyan state governor near the Somali border on Friday, leaving him unharmed but wounding several people close to the spot where Islamists launched a string of deadly attacks last year, the army and media said.

Somali Islamist group al-Shabaab said its fighters crossed into Kenya and killed four soldiers in an attack on a military convoy on Friday morning, without mentioning the governor.

“We killed four Kenyan soldiers. We burnt two military trucks and we also took one car from them,” Sheikh Abdiasis Abu Musab, al-Shabaab’s military operation spokesman told Reuters.

Al-Shabaab has vowed revenge attacks against Kenya after it sent troops into Somalia where they are battling the al-Qaeda-linked group as part of an African Union peacekeeping force.

Musab said the convoy travelling between Mandera and Wajir, two northeastern Kenyan towns close to the porous border with Somalia.

Kenya’s military said its forces had not been ambushed. “There was no attack (on a Kenya Defence Forces convoy), but there was an attack on the convoy of the governor of Mandera,” said David Obonyo, the Kenya Defence Force spokesman.

Kenya’s Daily Nation and Standard newspapers said armed men attacked a convoy transporting Ali Roba, the governor of Mandera region where al-Shabaab killed more than 60 people last year.

http://ewn.co.za/2015/03/13/Gunmen-attack-Kenyan-governors-convoy-near-Somali-border

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED CHILD

gallivant:
You mean Horn Africans.East Africans are legit.

Well East africans (Kenya, Uganda, South Sudan) all get happy when people say East Africas are the best looking people in Africa. But what they mean is the Horn.

I know some Kenyan girl who was saying she is East Africa and people thing she is good looking, and her Somali/Ethiopian friends were like

Everyone is talking about Somalis/Ethiopians/Eritreans when they say East Africans are good looking, some know the region and just say the Horn.

gallivant:
Please. War and anarchy is imprinted in your dna. Face the facts for once..

Their is no anarchy in Somalia, all the anarchy for the past 1991-2004 was only in Mogadishu.

Slavery and submission was in your DNA.

gallivant:
Hahaha!

It's 2015. You pick my crops now.

You must thing I am Bantu, Bantus do that in Somalia.

gallivant:
Hehehe!

When the baby boomers die off Somalia is ours for the taking.

Lol, Kinda like how the Somalis in Kenya used Kenya to go to war in southern Somalia to help the government and their clan?

NO such thing as baby boomers in Somalia.

Kafrican:
were do lie axum. just set the record straight (unless you are not rational enough to differentiate btn two Somalis with different ideologies)

do you dream of a Somalia where alshabaab are in charge, sharia law is the constitution and forceful marriages of women with mujahideen warriors is the order of the day.

or do you dream of a somali where the president is elected, citizens are in control of there destiny (by peaceful means). ppl go to watch live football matches, hospitals build everywhere...



coz according to me, you are already at war, infant you have been at war since 1991, and some years b4 that you were at war. but maybe your living in someone's country has made you out of touch with reality. those who chose yo stay in Somali bcoz they were too proud are tired of fighting, they want peace for once, and here you are, waiting for your country to rebuild itself so that you can go drumrolling so you can go to another bloody war...


I thought Somalis in the diaspora are supposed to be the wise ones

I dont care who is in charge, as any Somali who is in charge will pursue the dream of greater Somalia. Every government has. Unlike other countries Somalis speak the same language, have the same culture, customs and traditions.

gallivant:
Well then, assume the ''back" position somewhere else.

I am sure your forefathers would would know something about that as they bent over to pick up crops while the women bent over to get raped.

gallivant:
Which outside invaders were you fighting during the civil wars? Talk about mental slavery.

U.N., USA, EU backing certain people to become puppets.

gallivant:
This what I think about your truce proposal...

[img]http://cdn-lejdd.ladmedia.fr/var/lejdd/storage/images/media/images/international/afrique/somalie-amisom-morts/861579-1-fre-FR/somalie-amisom-morts_pics_809.jpg[/img]

It's better to die on your back, then to iive on your knees. Bantus will never understand those words in the truest meaning as you are all cowards.

gallivant:
Yet every morning their children swear allegiance to the Kenyan state for a mandatory free primary education and a meal at lunch. The dreams of greater Somalia has been wiped clean from the population. I am sure its the same in Ethiopia and even in the republic of Somaliland.You have lost.

LOL, You must be living in another world. Forget being Somali, Islam alone will keep them separate from any non Muslims. Add to Somalis hard headedness and their culture which is xenophobic. Look at Somalis they have managed to separate themselves in Kenya for hundreds of years, even the last 50 years as part of Kenya.

Even if they never become part of Somalia, the ability to use Somalis in Kenya and Ethiopia by their fellow Somali clansmen will always give us leverage to destabilize the entire region. Add to the fact that we are part of the Arab league which Egypt is too, that keeps Ethiopia at Bay. But Somalis marry Ethiopians as half are Muslim thus they re loyal to us. Add to the fact that many Bantus in Kenya have fought for Alshabaab simply cause of Islam. lol

History has been written, we are simply actors on a stage, the camera is rolling, the script is written the director is directing and Somalis are Somalis their fate forever intertwined with non Africans in order to destabilize Bantus and to get the rest of Somalis in one country.


1. We have used Arabs many times to come into Africa and they have helped our cause and in return we gave them a resting area and our ports to use and they enslaved you Bantus. After WW1 we signed treaties with Italy so they can help us go to war with Ethiopia, even in the 1500's, we brought in the Ottoman Empire against Ethiopia.

History has been written.

DEATH IS UPON YOU CHILD

gallivant:
Woah!Calm yourself now....We don't need to hear about your impending sexual innuendo with your palm.Just go lick your wounds in peace.

My virgin friend, may you rest in peace

gallivant:
What greater cause? You are languishing in war at home and poverty as refugees in foreign lands.How $tupid can you get?

Who knows what the outcomes would be if we did not fight outside invaders, in your case it led to slavery.

I will be going to my homeland as a honeymoon/vacation. I Expect you to respect me during this time as it is nearly mating season for me. I have the incredible task of conceiving a child with my new beautiful bride.

I fear I may not be able to be at my peak if I am simultaneously in an E-war with a group of Bantus.


Let the truce begin as Fulaman198 is our witness.

gallivant:
Nobody cares.You are worse of now than when the Italians were in charge. It's 2015, wake up from the slumber.

Italians were never in charge. We are better off today cause Somalis died in the past. You are Bantu you dont know what it means to die for a greater cause.

gallivant:
Somalis don't speak Italian because the Italians saw you unworthy of education. They didn't lay any foundations of state, education or law and order. You were merely subjects of a fascist dictator who deemed you not worthy of enlightenment.I hear at independence Somalia had only 5 native graduates.Mussolini screwed you hard.

Somalis dont speak Italian cause Italy was on the coast using the sea port and not involved with Somalis personal lives, as the treaty they signed indicates.

gallivant:
Ha!

Give us a break would you.This type of fascist propaganda only worked in the 40s.The Italians ran Somalia like a rancher does a cattle pen.

Well history doesnt lie my friend. The only people mistreated were Bantus who were freed but still treated like slaves by working on farms.

Italy was allies with Ottoman empire who were allies with Somalis vs the British, USA, Germany and Italy.

Italy benefited from going to war with Ethiopia as the Somalis supported the war efforts and in turn would gain Ogadenia back.

Your Bantu mind thinks all people in Africa were slaves. Somalis signed treaties with Italy and used the Europeans against each other.

Gallivant, are you prepared to sign a two week ( 14 day ) treaty. I must retire to Mogadishu on my honeymoon. I will be incapacitated from the awesome sex I will be engaged in. I fear I will not have the energy to battle an E-warrior like yourself.

Samaale:
Walahi u are weird first ur pro somalia and now ur not!

I am very pro Somali, I also know that Somalis have benefited from being the brave warriors that they are. Kenya and Ethiopia have our land.

I am wadani saxib.

Rafikizolo:
Axum, crime and murder are one thing... Somalis fighting themselves is essentially like gang violence and it disproves your claims about all Somalis having the same goals and being a united people.

Somalis hate Bantus, they want to be part of greater Somalia, the same clans that live in Ethiopia and Kenya live in Somalia too and their fellow clan members are in high offices such as President, Prime minister and many ministerial positions.

By 1935, Mogadishu began to serve as a major naval base and port for the Italians.[45] Then Prime Minister of Italy Benito Mussolini regarded Greater Somalia (La Grande Somalia) as the crown jewel in Italy's colonial empire on the continent. He viewed himself less as an invader but instead as a liberator of the occupied Somali territories, including the Ogaden region which the Ethiopian Empire laid claim to. On this basis, he justified his plan to invade Ethiopia.

In October 1935, the southern front of the Second Italo-Abyssinian War was launched into Ethiopia from Italian Somaliland. The Italian General Rodolfo Graziani commanded the invasion forces in the south.[46] Over 40,000 Somali troops served in the war, mostly as combat units. They backed up the over 80,000 Italians serving alongside them at the start of the offensive.[47][48] Many of the Somalis were veterans from serving in Italian Libya.[19] During the invasion of Ethiopia, Mogadishu served as a chief supply base.[49]



Somalis/Ethiopians used Europeans against each other for their own purpose and to expand their influence. Somalis and Italy fighting alongside each other was the second time a European and Afrcan fought along side for the goal of helping an African country- the first was when Portugal helped Ethiopia against Somalis and Ottoman/Arabs.