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wat is boobs? |
crazy man. |
judey1992:Di's who u help slang is for kids joor....let grow up. |
mychelyte:lag korr lagidigba ni......d price of these phone will surpass iPhone seven oo.... |
my dad wey no even finish secondary dey employ 2.1 graduate......no be by grade joor is by God grace and smartness to Xcel. |
michhitman:now 21k.. |
what is sex? |
SHE HAS STRETCH MARKS NOW. DEAL WITH IT!
You met her in college. She was just 18. She was
fair and slim. Soft and silky skin. No pimples. No
blackheads. Curvy like Coke bottle. You tied the
knot after graduation. Your honeymoon was like
paradise. Just one shot and a goal is scored. Nine
months and seven days later, you became parents.
Year after year, the changes progress...
You begin to wonder what happened to your sweet
sixteen. The breasts have migrated from the equator
to the south pole. The skin is now dark and
stretchy. The kids have taken away a great deal of
her sanity. The ginger is fading and the bedroom is
boring...
What do you do now? Run away or deal with it?
To Her:
* Love yourself. You can't expect anyone else to love
you better than you love yourself.
* Your beauty is in your heart. Focus on that.
* Make it up. Dress well. Smell well. Laugh well.
Read well. Eat right.
* Makeup. It can be as cheap as a face powder and
a lip balm. Just do something.
* Exercise. You don't need to spend too much at the
gym or spa. You can do this, even in the corner of
your room.
* Communicate. Tell him what you want, how and
when you want it. Don't assume he knows.
To Him:
* Love her. We know you do already. Just do more.
* Spoil her. Take her out for a date. Shop with her,
and for her. Surprise her. Kiss her on the protruding
tommy and flabby breasts.
* Call her pet names that make her feel younger
than she really is. "Mama Hassan" is not cool.
* Say it lovingly. There's a difference between "these
stretch marks have disfigured you" and "look
darling, I bought you some stretch marks cream!"
* Focus on other things. Her brains. Her patience.
Her kindness. Her creativity. Her sense of humour...
To both:
*** Communicate. Pray together. Eat together. Play
together. lalasticlala do d needful |
seunlayi:go back to school. |
davbravo:I will try unilag tanks... |
pls which institution is offering Di's course in Nigeria? |
“Assuming you receive this text message
from your bank: “Dear Customer N1,000
has been deducted from your account for
president Muhammadu buhari trip to
japan . Thanks for supporting the change
agenda”
Be Sincere…
What would you do? |
how many time are we going to tell u guys DAT tecno l5 has 5000mah battery .....20k..google it for the full speck jare.....gat phobia for typing long. |
for u to know am d baddest in prediction...oya carry dis game 20:45 Birmingham - Middlesbrough -:- 1x ...2.23 odd..stake high.......ayeniayodele838@gmail.com |
is it only today game... |
small liquid is coming out of my right nipple if I press it...am afraid...hope Di's is normal or should tell my doctor. |
adaksbullet:receive sense ijn |
how do I boot my android into recovery mode? |
lol. |
low end laptop for kids.. |
what can i add to my pkc to make my pigs grow faster and fatter? |
ayeniayodele838@gmail.com |
gbadenor:am also June 2.... |
stevespack:am ready to invest. |
u wan tell me say me wey be hardcore Chelsea fan no go support Leicester city after I don carry dem straight winning in my bet9ja ticket....omoh Di's days guys dey support many club..oo owo ni koko....add me up if u don loose bet tire....u go win with me.. |
how do I create a blog and earn
from it ? |
gimbayaro:u be member of c.d.a. |
crap school....but with with God anytin is possible. Modified it a good school. i just enter. Neva say Neva abeg |
Ojestas:one baba apari u for u my niggam..DAT d name oo.. |
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....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faint