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Smellymouth:
SAINTSAMURAI, haffa? When be una match? You nor see wetin we do Everton

baba i think say you na barca na...you nor see wetin my boys use Bournemouth eyes see?

Tallesty1:
Nah the moniker chose me

boss your moniker don explain everything

prettythicksme:
Fat&pretty, simple!

wow....guess you love yourself that way....i havent seen any pic of you as proof o....hehehehehe

I saw this thread and i couldnt help but laugh.....so a whole minister of women affairs can't toast just a single girl....chai....just write in a piece of paper this heading and i trust you to develop the body of the text
"Ello Bae, 10 reasons why Tosyne is the man for you"...,she go fall one times....hehehehehehe

bhet i'm still shocked o....

Joke of the decade.

NorthernParrot:
Realised north is being short changed in NL and SM @ large. So I decided to identify with the moniker

good...very good

NorthernParrot:
NorthernParrot

bros bhet why....northernparrot....rotfl.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Okay i've been on this forum for a while now first as a guest, and presently as a member and i have come across monikers.....from strange to hilarious to insultive ones and what have you and i believe there is are reasons behind these unusual monikers....so i'm going to call out some i can recall and y'all should come and please explain why ooo.....we wan know

cc
Smellymouth
unapapadeycraze
madcow1
uselessgoat
STFUareyouGod
Hateu2
MrCork
hungryboy (i guess thats self explanatory)
wristbangle
ThesonofMark
Stupidity
IpopAlomo
LordoftheWeed
Modsenemy
smellyanus
ActofWar
TamedWolf09
Refiner
Swissheart
AngryNigerian (me sef dey vex o)
Prettythicksme

etc...if you know your moniker is trange, abeg just show and come and explain yourself

#peace

TamedWolf90:
Lols

you for no change topic na

TamedWolf90:
Common sense is not so common after all... if you R confidence then confidence as a name and a word has lost it's glory

weyrey...come and change my name na

Where the fùck is Guiness? Has this woman been recognised and installed into the Guiness book of World Records?

Flavour has this preety lil girl and yet he is still looking for other ex beauty queens to kpansh...Flavour keep your prick one place o abi......

kinglekan:

Which boobs? If that's you on your profile i don't think you need to lose anything.

Except you want to turn off discovery mode and reduce it to the size of a guava.

thank you baba

Stupedinluv:
I need to loose small weight on my boobs too.

babe forget that thing...those breasts make sense like that...no lose weight on them o...unless

I swear my CaroLyner is more beautiful than all these girls....only Lanicky follows her closely....Caro na yellow, posh, classy sissy......she's too fine....chai...my head don blow....in Ice Prince's voice "i for like to marry (like to marry, like to marry)
i for like to carry ( like to carry, like to carry)"

RaDaZaBaNa:
boss, if we leave it to the facial side alone, then the very purpose of this miss NL has been defeated..

You see, this is the reason why most people seek beauty over brains. Many young girls have continued to work on beauty beleieving it can get them anything they want anytime regardless of their intelligence , drive in life and goal...

Before you accept to contest, you should know you are up for a challenge.... Bearing in mind that your character and attitude will be scrutinized whenever you may want to contest something, will always instill that fear that will stop displaying ridiculous attitude and behaving abnormal online or anyother place you find yourself..

Believe me, if its beauty, someone will always be more beautiful.... A voter might even be stuck in btw too beauty queens.... What will he then use to cast his vote ?

The more beautiful..

Like it or not, intelligence and general outlook will always play a part no matter how minor


the way you are seen(online or offline) is the way you are adressed

guy since yesterday i dey follow this thread...yet na irrelevant girls you dey analyse...see as traffic low here...post better na

CaroLyner:
covers face#

lol...oya no cover face...i wont rush you

Nice one.

joey150:
join you how?

yea...vote for Lanicky...check my signature and port it to yours...and spread the gospel

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8A2BE2]..°•°bye [/color]

enjoy

joey150:
wow price money...
Wait first..


How much?

50k winner
30k 2nd
20k 3rd...na first we want so abeg join us

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#DDA0DD]°•°Yes!!..°•°go! °•°with my blessings!! [/color]

thank you ma'am...your head is there

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8A2BE2]°•°I've not given you permission!! ..... [/color]

okay sorry ma...i apologise...can i use it now?

iykekelvins:

na so na...as you be fine boy so...when you see men like Du..rent....take this position o....

Thank God say i no dey shag...make i gyrate o cos God is in suport of me

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Now, I know[/color]

baba shey na you that girl create thread for that day...that day you go just dey fel like.....

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optional1:
Ok bro, tnk u.

no p

joey150:
Do the winner actually win anything? Or is it some nairaland shenanigans?

Some cheap e-fame? Or are they really contesting for something?

Somebody clarify please.. Cause that will define my next response to this hokum.

there's a prize money attached plus the fame et al...join our team...#TEAMLANICKY please and vote for us...thanks

optional1:
Lolz sorry bro

seems like you're still pained...just take it like this...he didnt deserve you...you are made for someone better

optional1:
Galfrnd I had to pretend to b an old frnd nd start chatting wit him on watsapp wen he said he was testing me.

Imagin dat nonsense.

Guys r wicked.

ooooohhh na stop generalising it now...i'm a nice guy...God knows...not all of us are wicked...

CaroLyner:
password issue

give me number...you no gree...now PM is disturbing...God dey o