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onstelly:
Come join our team pls
Team refiner for Miss nairaland 2016

in Cynthia Morgan's voice...Girl am taken...am taken...Monalisa185 asked me to join her team first...see my siggy na

onstelly:
I have been looking for you since sef I just followed you pls follow back I need your help God morning

okay...good morning

onstelly:
How far

ello bae...na you find Cork come o...when he starts, i no dey o

tuk2ato:
If you are a male and know the size of his d. ick then we should suspect you.

lol baba no be like that o...he flaunts it just as he flaunts his range and his status in Pekam....everyone here knows it na....except you be newbie

tosyne2much:
I no dey fight but she just dey disturb my life

no mind the bleached lady...she no even fine

He died for a bull shìt country...sometimes i wish my great grand father was taken as a slave to the Americas, by now i for dey some other place even though the world is wicked, Naija is hell...morrafucking polithiefcians wasting innocent people since time immemorial

tosyne2much:
I no blame the poor girl at all.. Na ugliness push her into bleaching

baba you no lie o...she worwor ontop the bleaching...i know say you no dey fight but the girl own plenty

Explorers:
1. Jonah Falcon is having the largest penis in the world, is 13.5 inches.

lailai...MrCork of Nairaland has the biggest...17 inches kondo...you wan try?

lanicky:
Thanks a lot sweet

you're welcome miss...we dey your back

Monalisa185:
baba, just join hands make pepper red first, the rest go be history

i trust you jare...your head is there...just tell me the campaign strategy and i be yapping the gospel like a bird...you grab shey?

Monalisa185:
correct!!! Just move my siggy enter your own, then make we preach the word dey go every section... Na so e dey start oooo

okay mama but she she go shi the raba reach we side sha

Monalisa185:
lol, boss mi, no be me oo, me na supporter too...sheybi the day you nominated me, I told you to put lanicky in place of my name...

Guy, join trend #teamlanicky na, I dey count on you o

no p sha...anything for you milady....so show me the way na how the movement dey go....how are we doing the campaign?

Those girls aint muslims thats why nothing has been done to the boys..,..forgive me but i believe Islam as a religion is real SHÍT

Eccl 2:24 says "There is nothing better for a man than to eat and drimk and find enjoyment in his hard work".....but the Bible also makes it clear that "drunkards will not inherit God's kingdom". When you make it a habit to drink to stupor or even to drink everyday that you cant do without drink, then you are towing the path of destruction....if you know you cant handle a bottle, then take what you can handle without feeling tipsy....that's if you must drink....but for those who can handle a crate or more, is it sane to you? Thats where gluttony comes in and the Bible also condemns it....self control is key.....peace

Monalisa185:
lol....make we win first na...

guy, trend #teamlanicky...

so you formed a campaign group and you left me out shey And you know say that 50k (or part of it) dey my eye....weldone

Omo Oshi.

Happykenski:
Sometimes I go to the Kingdom Hall early so that I can have a space to charge my phone before others will come and occupied all the sockets...

Brother or Sister...desist from that o...check my comment 2 spaces below yours...no be everybody there be brother o...and repent o...i don learn lesson

Last time i charged in church, my phone was stolen but the Lord arrested him and he returned it after stealing my memory card...i go finish that boy tomorrow...my 8gb cant go like that na

Monalisa185:
lol, so you dey engage MRCORK in an argument? seems you don't know him around here..

i know him wella...i'm a fan of the punk...he is very naughty...i find him funny sha

MrCork:
...Monalisa185?....bro do u have job?...serrrriously...where do u want to find moiney to maintain her?...sellln petrol ..or arm robbbery?(no oofeinse)

its not your business...she likes me like that...oya go play with your Range Rover

Smellymouth:
Lagbaja---> nothing for u

baba beht why you wan scatter my morale na?

Monalisa185:
lol, guy, just chill for the male edition, I go dey your back like backbone

as i no come fine nko...chai...beht why na...i need some beauty o...anyway i trust you

MrCork:
....bro you too slow...let me move in?

no bro...i wont have you disturb Monalisa...and FYI, she didnt reject me

Monalisa185:
choi, baba, me sf for like contest ooo, if not for anything, the money no be pikin play, Buh mehnnn, I no wan begin dey fall hands jare, i fit no show face when dem go need me (you know how long it takes me to reply our chat na)

since MrsPhyno no dey contest, kindly chip in lanicky for there

lanicky

www.Nairaland.com/lanicky

cc dygeasy


stfuareyouGod, let's root for your Bebe, mahn!

okay na...no wham na...na for me to create female acct remain...that money enter my eyes

onstelly:
Oh not that, am not getting jealous.
Just that I don't wanna contest and you dominated me

c'mon all of you dont want to contest...who will now contest na?

MrCork:
..Monalisa185?...OK bro...so was the deal wit her..u phukin or u jusss friends?.

lol...cork STFU...The deal aint your business

MrCork:
...so u addvisin Nigerians to take shower once a week?...correct?...YOU SOMALI PEOPLE MENNNN!!(no oofeinse)

Cork mind yourself o....don't pick on Mona o....i will fight you o

Abeg make i enter bathroom jare...normal baf na im i dey with half bucket of water so this advice....na back pocket i go put am.

Monalisa185:
lol...abeg, put MrsPhyno in place of mine... I no dey contest...thanks hommie!

nooo oooo.....you must contest o....so we can share the prize money na.....abi you nmn grab?

joshuaidibia:
ok. Tot u are barca fan. Am prould Arsenal/Madrid.

you mean Asssnal I support the Blues...kings and Pride of London...i also suport other clubs in other leagues

onstelly:
I thought you are my frnd

of course sweeerie...dont get jealous na...Mona is my homie....dont cry you hear

I nominate the following

CaroLyner
www.nairaland.com/CaroLyner

Monalisa185
www.nairaland.com/Monalisa185

and Onstelly
www.nairaland.com/Onstelly

cc Dygeasy