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KingCheezyPuff:
but that ain't a cuss word. Unless you mean you don't like insulting folk.

here in Naija....everything na curse....insult na big grammer jare lol

KingCheezyPuff:
Yeah,I saw that.

so he started it...i dont like cursing but i wont take anybody's own lying down

KingCheezyPuff:
Haha my stomach got a good workout laughin' at this .
You called him a "pig"

lol he called himself stvpid not me....all because i mentioned someone... Is he the owner of my phone for him to dictate what i should type?

They'll never understand but see them these days trying to rub shoulders with their egbons....na wa o

HateU2:
Thank u for this oo. I thought na only me noticed

i have challenged them....Ellacute should do the needful

KINGinVALHALA3:
Are you stvpid?

Modify your post mr man and remove that moniker you typed quoting me.

is cursing now your last resort? You lack common sense and i will mention any moniker i like quoting you or not...PIG

KINGinVALHALA3:
As I have come to realise, they ain't worth it. Mostly those on romance sections; No apology to any.

Hahahahahaha, seriously, that new friend of yours ehn, na character she be.

imaging having such a girl as a fiancee, na break I go just break her head with bottle. hahahahahaha

lol baba na Jadekitana matter una dey gossip like this? My hand no dey o

Day 1 has closed na...i'l be here later joor...sleep dey catch me

*Sits

the poster above me mehn....i hail thee.... That kind your story doesnt happen in Naija

As for me wether na scam or not...i dont care...i just give when i have...but if i no get or i dey vex...just my look will send the perrson running

Cutehector:
u guys should free me na

i just dey observe you...sharp guy with sharp ways...chop knuckles joor....naijaboiy please book these two for day 2

Meanwhile somewhere above me...Cutehector and Ellacute are busy scoping each other....Ella woo him tomorow na...he doesnt have a wooer

Monalisa185:
awwwww, thanks man, so kind of you... good evening to you too... what's up?

i'm just here looking at a lone star in the sky and following this thread bumper to bumper....romanceland never dulls.....how was your day

obiorathesubtle:
keep up man.. Keep up

am trying bro

Smellymouth:
Oya collect am..

lol bro....where you dey see these pictures sef.... Please take me under your tetulage

obiorathesubtle:
so.. Does that mean skarlett lost??

Bro you sef understand say refiner's lines was a big hit

HateU2:

If i had memes like Oga Smellymouth i woulda given you TIRI GBOSAS but your lines were hits back to back...you deserve freshly tapped palm wine from my village

If this wooing could take place in the real world...i'd be more than happy... Romanceland girls garrit mehn

Estharfabian:
Uh......BEAUTIFUL!

Who are you wooing madame...woo me na

Sights Monalisa185 viewing thread...*offers her monkey tail with suya...Ekabo babe

CaroLyner naaaa abeg just come and give me hope...nobody will castigate you...this is a once in a year opportunity oo...please dont let it slide...awaiting your prompt response and heart melting lines...yours in crush

CONFIDENCE

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KashyBaby:
Juz lemme smile ...the thread sounds funny but I don't understand any of them...

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KashyBaby:
Juz lemme smile ...the thread sounds funny but I don't understand any of them...

[quote author=KashyBaby post=44344969]Juz lemme smile ...the thread sounds funny but I don't understand any of it does it mean am dense?

Monalisa185:
lol...my dear, had a lil problem with my account, so I couldn't check my previous mentions...

been good, and you?

I've been physically okay but mentally totured by some sick fool who stole my phone...new phone wey i never enjoy...Anyways how is work...i presume you are balling this weekend...na you na...hehehehehe

obiorathesubtle:
I've waited for sth like this..



Okay, here goes.. This girl yea.. We're cool n ish.. She's about 3years younger.. Buh our chat is mostly x-rated..


So one day, she says I should come over, I dress up, buy a stuffed dog, swallow my viagra.. Sachet of condoms in my rear pockets, check my breath, do some sit ups....


I get to her house all charged up and ready to _fuck her brains out.. Yea.. So I see her cousin with her(a boy).. They laughing and talking about nonsense, and my eyes twitching, steaming with anxiety and whatnot.. I give her the dog, she loves it, she hugs me.. I look at that ass and imagine all the good time I'm gonna have when her cousin leaves..


30minutes later and her cousin's still sitting on the couch telling bland annoying jokes.. Urrrghh.. I wish I had a gun!!.. Not too long after, he gets up and is about to leave.. And just as he steps outside the door.. You wouldn't believe it.. Her mother walks in.. Now I'm sweating more than when they told gandhi he about to die.

So her mum walks in.. I'm sitting like a good boy(lucky I wore jeans, covered my hard upstanding dick).. So, she introduces me to her mum as her senior in school(fair enough.. But I still get to suck your soft boobs and _fuck your wet vagina)..


So.. Her mum was looking at me different, like I'm some kinda bad boy.. Pfft.. So.. After much talk.. I'm feeling kinda uneasy.. I had to leave, find an alternative.. Cos the viagra aint smiling with me.. I bring out my wallet, so I can take out my transport fare back home.. The condom falls out on the ground.. ohgoodGod! The awkward silence was sth else.. I almost left the condom on the floor.. But I squat'd and picked my rubber up(like a boss) without looking at her mama's face..



I left, and ever since.. Stephanie has never talked to me.. Maybe her mum beat her.. Iono

nwa nna m....you are back...your lay off was quite long this time ooo

Ele otu e di na

CaroLyner:
here to read the lies.

Caro why na... I woulda loved to read yours oooo

Monalisa185:
you dunno what happens to a curious cat?

you no see me, you no find me....na so life be?? God dey ooo

How have you been sha??

Hehehehehehehehe this niqqa dey look for who to imprison in the friend zone.

But since you need advice, I'll give you...there are 2 things involved... Its either you leave your girl friend and date this new girl or you leave this girl and face what you have.....either way....you'll still have a girl....now choose for yourself

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Lalasticlala show abeg

Meanwhile too many perverts in the world... Ladies beware....nice innovation from the guys

Na Booohhaaaaaarrriiiii cause am

Monalisa185:


what else can a hustler be up to? hustling, of course

I'm sure you are up to the same thing

lol a lady hustler sounds strange... Most of em ladies be looking for guys to milk.....good to see a different one

Of course I' m doing the same

Monalisa185:
hehehehe... I won't bother asking sf

well, I'm not permanently on low cut...I cut my hair, Buh I still braid and fix....so don't be confused

thanks for clearing the air

BTW what have you been up to lately

[quote author =Monalisa185 post=43933261]ohhhh, really? the feeling is mutual though..

ehhhh, well...not really a low cut, Buh I did cut it...[/quote]please forgive my silence.... Android is teaching me lesson

I like to see ladies with cropped hair.....its one of my turn ons.....don't ask why

New dp says you make your hair... I'm confused