Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by CaroLyner(f): 11:21pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
AyamConfidence: Caro why na... I woulda loved to read yours oooo its coming soon |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by CaroLyner(f): 11:23pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by wexyee: 1:06am On Mar 29, 2016 |
CaroLyner: how tho? re u willing cus dats more important? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 4:25am On Mar 29, 2016 |
Monalisa185:
that can't be pride na, that's a sure thing to do, doing the hunting yourself, I support your ministry 200% Aww! You're such a paddy . Nwa'nem, Would u mind if I call u paddy of life? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by bobkezel(m): 7:17am On Mar 29, 2016 |
Shegzy8:
n y r pipu always trying to say somtin....can't u just c n reason DAT wah I rote thr is pidgin n a lil bit bit of English just to make d story interesting...n some r typo well it would have been interesting had you added some humour and minus the dwarf hand. The dwarf hand is too much, it made ur write up boring. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Kayceewyte(m): 8:09am On Mar 29, 2016 |
[i][/i] philcupid: it all happened with my ex girlfriend, we were having a great relationship mostly great s,ex, one day I came visiting her the night after we had sex chatted, on entering I saw this really huge guy on her bed with just boxers and my girl on wrapper. I shock, I first look myself look the guy but decided to fight for love anyway, I began interrogating the guy, the guy come keep face like "who be this small boy?", I no mind am come dey ask wetin him dey do for MY bed, na so my so called girlfriend come tell am "uche, please don't vex, sorry for not doing courtesy, philcupid here is my brother born out of wedlock to my mum, he stays in the village with grandma, that's y u didn't see him when you came for introduction" I felt like my world dropped, I don date this babe for 11 months and dey plan to marry am, I just open door leave because I know if I talk anything, na cry I go use finish am. chai! Girls been cheating since Adam and eve. philcupid: it all happened with my ex girlfriend, we were having a great relationship mostly great s,ex, one day I came visiting her the night after we had sex chatted, on entering I saw this really huge guy on her bed with just boxers and my girl on wrapper. I shock, I first look myself look the guy but decided to fight for love anyway, I began interrogating the guy, the guy come keep face like "who be this small boy?", I no mind am come dey ask wetin him dey do for MY bed, na so my so called girlfriend come tell am "uche, please don't vex, sorry for not doing courtesy, philcupid here is my brother born out of wedlock to my mum, he stays in the village with grandma, that's y u didn't see him when you came for introduction" I felt like my world dropped, I don date this babe for 11 months and dey plan to marry am, I just open door leave because I know if I talk anything, na cry I go use finish am. chai! Girls been cheating since Adam and eve. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Monalisa185(f): 9:05am On Mar 29, 2016 |
pinceprinz: Aww! You're such a paddy . Nwa'nem, Would u mind if I call u paddy of life? before nko? you be alobam na..my day 1 niccur |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by CaroLyner(f): 10:06am On Mar 29, 2016 |
wexyee: re u willing cus dats more important? yea.. |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by PhweshyJ(f): 2:26pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:39am On Mar 30, 2016 |
pwettiejay: I'm here to read comments perhaps I'm not a guy NNE u are beautiful ! |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by wexyee: 3:57pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by wexyee: 4:02pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by pwettiejay(f): 5:09pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
[quote author=engees001 post=44238578]. Thanks |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:40pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
[quote author=pwettiejay post=44255353][/quote]
I wish to know you more better |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Shegzy8(m): 6:13pm On Mar 31, 2016 |
bobkezel: well it would have been interesting had you added some humour and minus the dwarf hand. The dwarf hand is too much, it made ur write up boring. may be tho but I needed to write it fast...all the same...thanks |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by AyamConfidence(m): 8:00am On Apr 02, 2016 |
Monalisa185:
lol...my dear, had a lil problem with my account, so I couldn't check my previous mentions...
been good, and you? I've been physically okay but mentally totured by some sick fool who stole my phone...new phone wey i never enjoy...Anyways how is work...i presume you are balling this weekend...na you na...hehehehehe |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by starlingbawa(m): 10:51am On Apr 02, 2016 |
henrylowe: Very hilarious experience you've got up there Tosyne. Let me also share mine since there's nothing to be ashamed about
I dated this lady for a few months but the only barrier to effective display of our love in Tokyo was the fact that her parents were unnecessarily being strict which prevented us from having the opportunity to see each other but did more of phone conversation. In fact, I dare not visit her and even when she managed to sneak of the house to visit me, she would be very conscious of time for the fear of being scolded if her parents ever found her missing in the house.
One day, on a Friday to be precise, she called me to come and sleep over at her place as her parents were going for a vigil. As a sharp guy now, I smiled to God for answering my prayer. I went to the bathroom, got dressed and also lied to my own parents that I was also going for a vigil, I was granted amnesty by money dad and I headed to her place around 11pm. The whole show started for couple of minutes after which we both slept off (I don't expect anybody to ask me what the show was )
When it was around 4am, there was a knock on the door that was when I knew he was in deep mess. Her parent came earlier than expected. Ordinarily, according to her, she assured me that her parents would not return back until past 5am, but this time I guess things went out of hand.
After few minutes of discombobation on where to hide, I decided to hide beneath the curtain of the toilet located in the axis of the sitting room so that I would quietly sneak out through the main door as soon as they enter into their room. As God will have His way, I successfully hid there, she went to the door, open it and greeted her them. I heard her father playfully told her she no dey use sleep play and all that. She was heading back to her room when calamity happened
Her mother went straight into their room as her father headed towards the toilet to pee before going in with his wife. Seee gbege !!! Before I could say Jack, her father opened the curtain of the toilet and caught me. I thought of running for my dear life but on a second thought the door was already locked with keys so no where to run to
He pointed a torch light on my face and the first question was "what are you doing in my house"? I became a deaf and dumb person at that instance. (Who fit answer dat kind question? ). The man started shouting at the top of his voice and started calling neighbours that he had caught a thief in his house. I began to plead saying "Sir, I came to take your daughter Mathematics lesson and I carelessly slept off". A 50kg slap was registered on my face and he began to beat me mercilessly. When it was dawn, the police came and bundled me to the station since my girlfriend who was in the best position to save him also denied ever knowing me because she knew her head would be ripped off if she made a confession
I was granted a bail later in the day when the she finally confessed that I wasn't a thief
Lalasticlala come and share yours too Omo laugh wan finish me for here ooo! Kai!!!! i fit faint sef if na me this kind thing happen to. Chai!!! imagine after telling your folks you were going for a night vigil, only for them to be bailing you out of a prison cell the next afternoon. Men!, thats totally weird! But e funny sha!!! |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Monalisa185(f): 4:52pm On Apr 04, 2016 |
AyamConfidence: I've been physically okay but mentally totured by some sick fool who stole my phone...new phone wey i never enjoy...Anyways how is work...i presume you are balling this weekend...na you na...hehehehehe lol, sorry, I'm not laughing at your misfortune oo, Buh I remember telling you to go sell the phone and get a Nokia torch...lol, person wey sabi use the phone pass you don collect am, lol...it's well shaaa, Pele...
work is fine, thanks! |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Eagba(m): 12:14am On Jun 15, 2018 |
tosyne2much: Nearly every guy has at least once in his lifetime experienced a memorable awkward moment when he was brutally embarrassed for visiting a lady either by the lady's parents, her brothers, uncle or her boyfriend whom she never told you about.
*Let me share mine*
A few years ago, I was in a long distance relationship with a very pretty lady. After several months of regular chats, calls and SMSes; I planned on how to meet with my supposed girlfriend and of course, our wishes came to reality as I travelled down to meet with her.
She entertained me with pictures and we started discussing those nasty things we used to say on the phone and how we have both been fantasising about the day we will meet, make fun and perhaps, make love. We discussed at length and later ran out of gist after which I went to the bathroom to have my bath and she followed suite after I was done. (She lived in a self-contain apartment)
We further had a little gist, we became quiet and started looking at each other just like a puppy that has not been fed for days. That was when I knew it was time for the show to begin when someone knocked on the door. She headed towards the door and opened it and here came this young man of an average height, dark sinned and a bit mancho. He didn't greet me but as a perfect gentlemen, I greeted him but I noticed he didn't respond (whether you answer of not, na ur own wahala be that, I said to myself).
What I noticed was the sudden facial expression of contempt registered on his face and the first question he asked her was what I was doing in her room and I was like wtf !! "Shey dis one dey craze ni?, who be dis dog wey no get rope for neck?" Be like say this guy no know me, even Goodluck Ebele Jonathan no fit pursue me comot for here" .... I just throway face dey reply my BBM PINGs as I no kuku get business with am
When I got the greatest shock of my life was when she introduced me to him as an ex classmate way back in secondary school and that I only came to say hello to her and would be leaving soon.. The dude started shouting calling her all sort of names and demanded I leave the room before he's forced to do what would hurt me I couldn't just stand the humiliation and was forced to leave that night after which I passed the night in an uncompleted building.
She later called and start pleading that it was her uncle and that he had gone so I should return back. I got furious and heaped curses on her never to call me again..
I later deleted her number, blocked her on whatsapp and unfriend her on facebook.
I have never felt embarrassed like this in my life all because of punni
Guys, don't be shy, share that embarrassing moment of yours and spread the fun savage |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by pedrilo: 9:11am On Jun 15, 2018 |
I dnt visit ladies in their crib. It mostly ends wit a lotta drama |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by DaAwesome1(m): 4:44pm On Jun 25, 2018 |
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Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by techstack: 2:53pm On Sep 19, 2018 |
Hmmm |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by apunanwu626: 3:24pm On Sep 19, 2018 |
tosyn2much...what happened to ur 10 this 10 that....the change mantra don catch u too 7 Likes |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by CAPSLOCKED: 5:00pm On Sep 19, 2018 |
bobkezel: are u really a graduate with these rubbish u wrote here? Work on ur english man. MR. PROFESSOR, IT'S ACTUALLY.. "ARE" WITH CAPITAL "A" AT THE START OF A SENTENCE.
"YOU" "YOUR" "THIS RUBBISH"
REMOVE THE MATTRESS IN YOUR EYES BEFORE YOU TALK ABOUT THE SPECK OF DUST IN ANOTHER MAN'S EYE. 1 Like |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by bobkezel(m): 9:31pm On Sep 19, 2018 |
CAPSLOCKED:
MR. PROFESSOR, IT'S ACTUALLY.. "ARE" WITH CAPITAL "A" AT THE START OF A SENTENCE.
"YOU" "YOUR" "THIS RUBBISH"
REMOVE THE MATTRESS IN YOUR EYES BEFORE YOU TALK ABOUT THE SPECK OF DUST IN ANOTHER MAN'S EYE. Ah! Who let u loose again? |
Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by Jabarzee(m): 10:09pm On Sep 19, 2018 |
This thread funny die |