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Who else noticed that the old cars were straghter wit sharper edges whle the new ones are with curved edges...by 2035 we will have circular cars

Oliviaarims:
Nope, it isn't.

according to rule 9 section 25 of the Nairaland Comentators Creed...its wrong and punishable by law

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. I wasn't doing anything wrong!

you were booking space...thats wrong

CaroLyner:
you should know these guys cant do without sex in a relationship.

they can...they just dont want to...a moral guy that loves his lady will want to please her when it comes to this issue of abstaining from SEX

CaroLyner:
haha so you know its silly

of course thats why i had to take permision before i asked...plus its not a regular for me...i wont come and give u food if u havent eaten so why ask

One thing is this SEX IS NOT FOOD...if he has morals he will abstain, if he is in love with you he will abstain...and please if you are in this situation dont back down u hear

CaroLyner:
i dont ask that stupiid question.literally every guy i know ask that question tho.

i dont...if i ask how does my knowing change the situation....last time i asked that question which was the first time i took permission saying: 'please can i ask a stupid question'...then i asked

CaroLyner:
you got it

good girl ;-)

WaffenSS:
You fuccked them in street corners..

we fuccked yours right in the street

baba shift jare...u claim to be holy but your girls are hoes...just come to my area and u will see

P.S:- those you furked are not mine...they have their own religious organisations...girls from mime friendzone people like u

CaroLyner:
hehe.was playing tho

thank God ooo...no hard to get things...just easy going life abi

People like you and OBJ made Charles Darwin come up wit the theory of evolution....una resemble chimp

CaroLyner:
what are you telling me.even intelligent guys chase girls.
teamhardtoget#

Caro time is going...some girls be playing hard to get and still be single till 35 while the so called "flirts" are getting married every weekend...life is too short to play hard to get...na because i like you o

(after going through my c.v, birth cirtificate, waec result, autobiography and even driver's license)


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WaffenSS:
...and that's the difference between us and you people.

You dont see our girls in italy or brazil, or humiliating themselves half naked in Nollywood or music videos. You dont see our girls as baby mamas. Or in baby factories. You dont find our girls in brothels or by the road side.

See? Our morals and yours...a world apart.

#DecentDressing

come to my area and i'l show you girls that wear hijab but still get fvrked in street corners...gets fvrked by okada men on the bike (dog style)...look its not about hijab u hear...its by who you are

Mrlekan07034617:
Nothing do u my brother, u get mouth. Enjoy your night!!

thanks baba

Mrlekan07034617:
Lollllllllllz...... Baddest guy!! No go do mistake enter street oooo. Guys go rush u go yaba left by mistake ooo

lol...a whole me...na unclothedness sure pass...i was born naked and i love it

Nobody catches me unclad...i go out unclad from the bathroom...i sleep unclad...infact as i'm typing i'l soon go unclad

I blow my kisses to 1) CaroLyner - my NL crush 2) YourMain - Bolu oya collect 1 All of my fans

CaroLyner:
yea fill me in all the sordid details.

lidies are known to be the story tellers while we listen...although i've got gist but ladies first

CaroLyner:
great.Your end?

we thank God jare...so whats good na...dont we have a little catching up to do

CaroLyner:
lol.School stuff.

how is it going?

Its Vivian again...FP again...but seriously i dont give a hoot about these guys...if he likes he can kill them I DONT CARE *moves on to better news...please theres this new project i'm working on...OPERATION 'LIKE' FOR NO REASON...you can drop your likes to support the cause

Let me park here...FP things...Seun come see your girlfriend to be o

CaroLyner:
lol long time from this end too.Been looking out for you.where've you been?

i've been in my area...i didnt travel lol...i've been coming online na you i no dey see....whatsup na

Tosyne2much come and see your thread ooo abi na Wristbangle get am?

CaroLyner:
You've being noticed.You can crawl back to the hole you came out from now.

lol...Caro that was mean na BTW long time...i've been looking for you....EVERYONE I'VE FINALLY SEEN MY CARO OOO

I'm allergic to ugly girls...puah....i vomit instantly at the sight of them

talktonase:
are u an Adventist?

no why

Khd95:
My phone is below 10k,asah206

really? I swear thats the phone i'm using to Nairaland and she's being my wife for years now

talktonase:
We sleep and await the second coming of Christ which will awake those that died in Christ ascending into heaven followed by those that are alive.Anybody that is dead is fast asleep. please don't be deceived that your relations or loved ones are in heaven.I can assure u that even the Bible only has record of moses,Elijah,eunuch and the saints that resurrected when Christ descended into the pits of hell to free them of the shackles of death.These are the only people in heaven right now,every other person is fast asleep even Hitler sef.SLEEP IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH BRO!!

but the Bible portions i quoted are saying the same thing you just said bro

Lots of religions today have varied answers to the above question...many believe that after death, something departs our body to either be reborn, or to the spirit realm or to be judged according to our deeds the good to Heaven but the bad are condemned to eternal torment...but what does the Bible REALLY teach concerning this??

Ecclesiastes 9:5&10 says: For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing at all, nor do they have any more reward because all memory of them is forgotten
vs 10 says: whatever your hands find to do, do with all your might for there is no work nor planning nor knowlege nor wisdom in the Grave where you are going.

Psalm 146:4 says: his breath goes out, he returns to the dust in that day, his thoughts perish

But does that mean the dead have no hope? I will discuss it next week

is Lalalasticlala a christain?