₦airaland Forum

sickstars:
Attention! Sir!
Yes i are !

i sight you o

MoNickk:
eeya... but there is meat in my list n while cooking,I have to season it n steam it.

thats why the food no dey quick done...which one be steaming again....i just boil everything together and eat...na the same thing

Monalisa185:
yes na...using onions to season your assorted meat gives the soup a wonderful flavour and taste...try it

no mama thats wastage of hard earned money...if na egusi i go hear but ogbono, mba nu...BTW na meat i want not assorted meat abeg o

sickstars:
Let me use u to gba star My cutie porero honey bundle Cup cake Sweetim yebariba yebaribo oshey baddest .

this woman sef

MoNickk:
errmmm....what would u use to season the meat?

which meat?? I'm a vegetarian

CaroLyner:
instant divorce.

but thats not fair...give him the benefit of the doubt...the thing might progress with time...BTW Caro when wil you give me your digits...i've been crushing e don tay na

MoNickk:
1500 would cook ogbono joor...op u can't tell me u didn't have at least maggi,salt,oil n pepper in the house. oya let's break it down...

1 cup of ogbono- 200
stockfish-200
meat-300
dry or smoked fish-200
uziza leaf(prefer using that)-30
oil-60
crayfish-50 naira
salt,maggi,pepper,onions-100
garri(1 paint)- 300/350 depends on ur area

change go remain sef to buy pepsi

onions in ogbono soup?? *picks shoes and runs away

mrlaw93:
No be small tin oo

i tell you bro...i gave up shaving when i nearly ran mad on the street cos of scratching my prick area...its not funny at all

CaroLyner:
you are just being lazy.take a shave today!

i actualy need help...as well as motivation

CaroLyner:
I cant afford to be bushy when........

when what na...so we that can afford it are what....God knows shaving it can itch the life outta me...i'm thinking of shaving though cos this one don dey turn to dreadlocks here lol

mrlaw93:
Whenever i shave my public hair. I always feel uncomfortable
. The craziest thing is that feeling like dozens of ants are farming in this region. It is always an experience i don't like to imagine. Still i can't stop shaving the damn hair.

the itch is legendary mehn

Aare2050:
my experience



sorry I have to put this here



I've been using my MTN sim card for about (6) six years now. it starts with 0703..........****, it has been great using the sim card.




I started using it even before I gained admission into high institution of learning. I have contacts and messages from long time on the sim, because its a 128kb sim. which you can not come by this days or hardly can u come across it this days.




just last year November I wanted to port to airtel because where I was posted for my NYSC only have airtel network, but I later change my mind by staying in a community that has MTN network.


fast forward to December. I start receiving text messages from MTN, pleading that I should go re-register, which I ignored. peoples line were blocked even those that re-register. so I just decide not to register.



January the same insane messages keep rolling in. until one day MTN sent a particular message saying I should go and re register that I will be compensated with #500, still I ignored the message.



so on 10th of this month again, they send another message with address where I can get the registration done, with a treat that I must do it before the end of the month to avoid been blocked or barred. see gobe o



on 15th this sane month, I received another message saying I've been compensated with #2,000. which will be giving to me after my registration. now I know MTN really mean business.



I ignored not because I don't need the 2k, but there is always crowed at the registration centre here. so I wait. after all its end if this month.



I woke up on 22nd of this month to read another message from MTN that's says. I should go and re register that I have been compensated with #5,000.



quickly I check my time, and it was 6:13am. I jump off my bed. bath and rush down to the registration centre, I got there around 7:15am, my number on queue was number 76. I wait till about 12:30pm before my number was finally called.



now I have 3 people ahead of me. suddenly a staff from inside tapped me on my shoulder and asked me why I have been standing on queue since morning g, while I could just walk in and get it done. I look at myself I couldn't understand what was going on, until he asked me again, are you not a corper? I said yes I'm. he asked the state I come from and I told him. he invited me in, I just shake my head. I followed him.


after about another hour. I got registered, and I receive a message from MTN. that I will receive NY bonus soon. to my surprise. instead of 5k, I saw 2k. and its to be used within 7 days.



morals of this long story I don't know. I just want you guys to know what I passed through because of the love I have for my sim card.


thanks for reading.

lol i will kill you...i read everything man...just to come and see your ending....i laughed out loud

MY MAN MUST GIVE UP FOOTBALL: i think this is one of the biggest jokes on earth...you want him to be watching one useless Phillipines or Indian telenovela with you when Arsenal vs Chelsea are playing(or fighting)...you will later marry yourself

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. She was asking for a ring? Really?

Matthew 7:7 says 'ask and it shall be given you' she knew that and followed it...no harm in trying na

A good name o...but riches if it is genuine and people dont like me...they can go and die

This will hit FP soon...i better park here

Jazzy baba ni o...when i close i branch Chibaby's place and go home to count my money...what is Davido please? The boy who killed Goliath? And isnt Tecno suposed to be a phone

Oliviaarims:
Not guilty..

i'l sentence u anyway...lala oya come ban Olivia..she booked space

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. Yea, right!

so how do you plead...guilty or not guilty

Estharfabian:
LoL!


Alright...Obiora is a clown....everyone Knows that...

his comments are always wicked too

quote author=Monalisa185 post=42251298]you need to see a psychologist...serious counselling... pray as well...before person hang tire for your neck one day[/quote]when i was younger...people never believed i'l get married i couldnt even compliment my mum....fast forward to now...everybody is scared of of my prowess in chatting up ladies...even my seniors...this guy needs deliverance

irunoobo:

what happened to big dicks my dear, do they contain poison now? I thought big dicks was the best thing in the world...i cant believe this...tell me ure joking please

Estharfabian:
Well! I think I'm nice....



Thankyou..Really!

i think you are nice too but when it comes to Obiora...'subtlelity' is allowed (if there is any word like that)

OP just listen to my oga in the person of Decker he has instructed u...follow it

Estharfabian:
LoL!

this is Coming from Who?? irunoobo
You've changed now? or you're Now a born again?

shock catch me here o...i'm still in shock

irunoobo:
fornication means nothing to u anymore shey? see ur mouth like have sex with someone as if sex na panadol extra Hell fire go full on judgement day

coming from Irunooboo...i concur...CHANGE

Na

CaroLyner:
i know.churchy ))

c'mon Caro...me i jasi o but i've got morals and that prevents me from doing things i might regret...nothing about religion...if i want to do i will do but i dont wanna

Estharfabian:
Haha!



seriously? why?

you said you dont hate him...yet you want to pour petrol on him when he's on fire....thats the most subtle thing i've come across today

CaroLyner:
yes.they just lack self control.no two ways to it

but me i have self control o...hehehe

Estharfabian:
You Catch on fast.....

lol...u are more subtle than Obioraa then

Estharfabian:
LoL!



I Really don't hate You tho...Buh If You were On fire and I had a bottle of Vodka? I won't drink it....

you'd pour it on him?...chai