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greiboy:
hahaha

my bro

That is how it's suppose to be

wehdone sir....we are watching you both from the high places

You don collect her figures

Abi you no dey like petite ladies?

greiboy:
ladies that are not too tall always have bigger asses So I believe you have big

@height
God loves Nigerian guys? I am 6'7 tho

Are you a devoted church girl though? What church do you attend?

next question

Where are you from

Can my parents come see your parents

Blah blah blah blah

And just like that....a brother isol off the market

RuthDaniels:
Lol...Is it your fork?

I gamma eyes on you too

yes it is my fork

Better don't stalk me as I'm about to do with you

You'll just get bored

RuthDaniels:
Wao! lol.... you must be some handsome Casanova . Now I'm intrigued to see your picture I hope you will ease my curiosity


.yeah there is this belief that tall people are always long down there, I don't know why people think such though. A tall guy's **** I ever saw wasn't long, it was short but thick . Some ladies though . Directly requesting for sex ? that's crazy but then what do I know


Nigerians hardly do crazy things in relationships,believe me. But I do hope for you to encounter one that will marvel you . like sex in the market

what if I tell you I don't remember anything?

you wan fork the man abi

I gamma eyes on you

babajeje123:
I was there when she wanted to deliver our baby. However, the nurses sent me out because I was crying when I saw her in the agony of child birth. Funny enough, she was even managing to tell me she would be fine and that I should stop crying . I can't forget the experience. Sincerely, women deserve all respects they can get!

now that's a good man right there.... respect bruh

Continue to love your wife...more bliss

Safiaa:
A lot of women die from childbirth. It’s not easy.

I respect y'all....just so you know

tensazangetsu20:
Actually men can and can also do much more.

the amount of pains women endure during childbirth is out of the world....I do not think I can bear it

I am of the opinion that all men should go into the delivery room with their wives....then you'll learn to love and appreciate her more

But damn women are strong....men cannot bear half of what women go through during pregnancy and delivery

Hailings to all women and mothers out there

FIGHTING

Crawls into thread

Royalblak......you're mouthed o jare

Abeg who go born for me....twins preferably.... volunteers please

Makydebbie? Anyone??

NwaAmaikpe:



Such an honest picture that shows there is trouble in paradise.
They seem to be quarrelling again in the picture.


Well like they say,"it's better late than never".
It's not late for them to correct their marital differences through separation.

Nwa sometimes I marvel at whoever is liking some of these your comments

Rozaytee:
the interviewer asked me if i had a boyfriend and why didn't I tell my bf to find a job for me...instead...he later went ahead and asked my favourite club in Lagos...I was just shocked..

the dude us a forking sexist

There is nothing like bad publicity.....if you know you know

Peace

That boxers matter is a no no....I recently bought 2 pieces and both of them don tear for Toros....my balls just dey hang free....i just tire

Moses get the fork up...Na so you lose ball last week take dash Eriksson goal

Meanwhile Kante na neutralizer

Himmler:
Azpilicueta bundles the ball into the net from a corner kick. Very scrappy goal

go cancel am na

makydebbie:
Morata just get face no get anything to make Chelsea better like stupid Conte.

chill woman...... we're a goal up

Morata no dey help himself at all....the dude dey weak me

Makydebbie I sight you on a low-key ooo

makydebbie:
Oya let's leave here.

no let us stay small.....how far

Ask me something na....maybe I'll answer

Let nobody ask me anything ooo....I am just taking a stroll

Na that Ghana girl Makydebbie scent lead me here ooo

prince3009:
News like this make me sick.

Years back, a 15 year old girl living in my friend's street who was in SS1 wrote me a love letter and gave it to her little sister of 5 as courier to me. I read the letter and the following day, I called her aside and told her that what she needed at that stage of her life was not "love or a boyfriend" but to concentrate on her studies, get into the university and at the right time, a man who deserves her would come along. I was 22 at the time and in my first year in the university. I would have seen it as an opportunity of "free sex" but hell NO...i thought of other things like her getting pregnant, my academic future etc.

Even though she eventually went round telling some of her friends that I was a "Jew man" who rejected what other guys were dying to get from her, it didn't mean anything to me.

Now when I see news of men who bring out their smelly manhood and have the nerve, conscience and audacity to penetrate a minor, I just marvel!

These are men who make it look like being a man is close to being an animal...these are men who make feminists have the nerve to talk down men and how they are dogs...these are men who make every claim of rape (whether perpetrated or not) seem believable!

Men like this should be "removed" from society! And when I say removed...i mean a total and permanent removal!

bless you brother

I have a policy when I have to confront a crusher especially a Minor....NEVER SHUN THEM HARSHLY BUT NEVER LEAD THEM ON

It's only a phase they'll outgrow and when they mature... they'll respect you even more

Some dudes don't just get it

lightness77:
they play better when they have a point to prove. Hence Argentina and Poland. Unlike Serbia. Going to the world cup, they'll be the underdogs and they'll prove a point. Optimistic #

na them sabi.....I Sha am not looking forward to watching them...when Belgium, Germany, France etc dey there

lightness77:
It's possible... The eagles are known to impress when nothing is expected from them. They have the potential.

like we expected them to build on the lucky win against Poland but they got forked abi

makydebbie:
Someone cannot be in head threads again.

D

e be like say na you be head girl for your set for secondary school shey

Whatsup na...been a while

makydebbie:
Hahahaha

Deborah why are you always found in head threads.....no joke na so so head matter dey your lips since this week

What's happening na

In no particular order.... here goes

Game of Thrones

Power

Modern family

Blackish

Grownish

Daredevil

Castle

Everybody hates Chris

9JKL

The Punisher

Why.. . because all of them make sense

makydebbie:
Imagine dating a guy that doesn't give head.

Tragic.

I'll do same if I was in her shoes honestly, you guys like bl0wjob and you don't like to give ladies head. You're fvcking going to make me cum by sucking and licking my pussy like it's your favorite strawberry ice-cream.

*dies

RoyalBlak007:
Been stung by a wasp once
[color=#F5A215] And boy-o-boy , The pain is unimaginable [/color]

funny thing is you never see them coming.....the pain will wake you

But it seems hornets are the worst...I kill on sight

I've been stung by a wasp and a bee.....not an attack ooo..just a random sting on different occasions and I kid you not...the pain and discomfort in either case was massive

So Tarantulas are not the deadliest spiders after all

May God not let me jam that Black Widow....the thing looks like a sadist and even has a sadist name

The Recluse na total assassin

DaddyKross:
I am kindhearted, gentle, responsible and ambitious

I am sweet, romantic, caring and not addicted to cannabis

I only drink Orijin bitters, i don't smoke and i am not a chronic philander


Bhet


I am broke

the Kross himself

MrCork:
....If thise is the best u people hav in that NIgeria then u people muss be sufarin......4real...My TV alone at home cost £7000 ( SONY BRAVIA KD75S9005BBU Smart 3D 4K Ultra HD 75" Curved LED TV ) ...Google it. ...If u people think he a big boy.....truss me...U might as well call me a KING!!!! (no ofeinse)

Vintage MrCork......chai....gone are the days