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Education / Re: Check Out The Old Primary School Poems by Ayandaseyi(m): 8:20am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. |
Education / Check Out The Old Primary School Poems by Ayandaseyi(m): 7:48am On Mar 10, 2015 |
i see the moon the moon see me God bless the moon God bless me amen. if u didnt sang this,u are definitely from indomie generation add urs.thanks |
Politics / Re: Nlander Belief On Presidiential Candidates Influenced By His Stayed In D North by Ayandaseyi(m): 4:52pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
if GEJ could shout HALLELUJAH in his campaign,buharist will be saying something different but we are hearing allah akbar every day in GMB campaign......APC seriously want to islamize Nigeria.....we are here in the north where Christians and southerners are unhappy and uncomfortabe |
Politics / Nlander Belief On Presidiential Candidates Influenced By His Stayed In D North by Ayandaseyi(m): 3:00pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Am here in Bauchi State where corruption has errupted to dominate the whole country where requirement for all federal and national opportunities is very low to the southern part of Nigeria.I can never endorse Buhari and any southerner that have been in north will u understand what i mean...to be continue |
Romance / Re: 12 Moments In Your Relationship That Make You Realize The Power Of Love by Ayandaseyi(m): 9:39pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
All points sound dsame joor.mitchew |
Romance / Re: Is Sex Really The Relationship? By FUNMI AKINGBADE by Ayandaseyi(m): 4:40pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
In dis generation,information lyk dis has lost there value bt u guyz should kip it cönveying |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Science Supports Islamic History on Written Qur'an by Ayandaseyi(m): 10:15am On Aug 29, 2014 |
So Quran was written and nt as muslims claim he fell down 4rm Heaven...islam is worldly politics 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Quit Watching Indecency by Ayandaseyi(m): 2:21am On Aug 25, 2014 |
FP pls coz dis is educative..hope they wil hear |
Literature / Re: My Crony by Ayandaseyi(m): 12:20am On Aug 24, 2014 |
Wat a ROLE MODEL u re to some of us,the upcoming writers...i sincerely embraced ur work,its captivated..keep it up@ T.DAN |
Romance / Re: Can You Wash Your Brother's Wife Bra And Panties? by Ayandaseyi(m): 11:51pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
Some brains mayb sex oriented |
Romance / Fact:ladies Luv More While Men Luv Less Afta D 1st Sex&viceversa B4 D Sex by Ayandaseyi(m): 11:44pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
I dont pursue ladies anymore after d 1st sex bt they do pursueing |
Career / Re: Learn 4 Killer Steps In Getting The Job, Revealed For Free! by Ayandaseyi(m): 10:58pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
Kunlepoly08@yahoo.com ..lovely[ |
NYSC / Re: Bauchi State NYSC 2014 Batch B...meets Here, Before We Meet There ! by Ayandaseyi(m): 11:49pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
[color=#770077][/color] Ayanda seyi,a graduate of futminna studied microbiology.am also posted to bauchi... 08141626794 |
Religion / Who Among Nigeria Ministers Of God Can Do What Elisha Did? by Ayandaseyi(m): 3:16pm On Jan 01, 2014 |
Elisha rejected all the gifts given to him by laman dat he healed from leprosy by the power of God. how many Nigeria pastors can reject such offer from most especially politicians |
Health / Re: What Is Your Phobia? by Ayandaseyi(m): 12:40am On Dec 15, 2013 |
d thing wey every living being fear most na HELL but the price is tough. hellphobia |
Religion / Am Nt D Last On D Queue Coz Bible Said Am D Head, See Fighting At ATM Machine by Ayandaseyi(m): 11:26am On Dec 14, 2013 |
i was at atm machine in cananland on thursday, one came and ask if the woman was the last on d queue but the wiman response was hard has she began dey quote bible say am the head and not the tail and my bible said am the first and not the last.. wat kind of mindset are we given ourselves to be lieing in the name of religion proclaiming, i pity you nigerians |
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Selling Pants And Bra, How Lucrative And Valuable To A Male Graduate by Ayandaseyi(m): 10:36am On Dec 14, 2013 |
olakunleseyi@gmail.com |
Religion / Is God Really Fair And Just? by Ayandaseyi(m): 1:01am On Dec 10, 2013 |
i began to bring down my experiences and my journeys in life into a proximity draw but all avail to confusion and heart pain. i begin to quarry God why did he created to this world and even where i am, is Jonathan children not born like me, bishop oyedepo children born like me then why do u need to face the tragedy of life in this wicked country since my first breath in a village, struggle and heart pain is the thought of the day, a graduate have no any source of income just like begging for food.why me Lord? . pls i need mature contributions, thanks |
Fashion/Clothing Market / Selling Pants And Bra, How Lucrative And Valuable To A Male Graduate by Ayandaseyi(m): 1:26am On Dec 09, 2013 |
am planning to embark on selling those female items but am considering some factors, pls advice |
Career / Re: Who Must You Be To End Your Struggle With Money? by Ayandaseyi(m): 1:22am On Dec 09, 2013 |
olakunleseyi@gmail.com |
Career / What Is Becomin My Medical Microbiologist, I Knw Notin To Do With This by Ayandaseyi(m): 8:14pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
medical microbiologists cant work in medical anymore and nothing to achieve with this profession |
Romance / On A Queue&ur Hand Hit Her Bottom Unintensionally,she Slapped U,wat Wil U Do? by Ayandaseyi(m): 12:51pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
i was in UBA bank yesterday and my hand mistakenly hit her yanz, she nearly beat me with many begging, I thought our bodies are gift from God, why are ladies so selfish and mindful of it? |
Religion / Christian Belief In Nigeria, Where Is It Heading To With More Churches by Ayandaseyi(m): 5:55pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
I Went to Nigeria and Could Not Find a Born-Again Christian Written by Phil Tam-Al Alalibo In spite of the thousands of churches populating that fruited plain called Nigeria; one is hard-pressed to find a true born- again Christian in that country these days. I wonder if they have all participated in a silent rapture that is yet to be announced to the rest of the world. Just a few days ago, I read an interesting newspaper article that was captioned – “Nigeria Still Sinful In Spite of Many Churches. ” This is very ironic as one of the most religious countries, at least, according to survey, doubles as one of the most sinful countries on earth. Why is this the case? For a country that appears to be deeply religious on both the Christian and Islamic axis, a country that boasts of thousands of churches and mosques, a country that sends thousands to Mecca and Jerusalem for hajj and pilgrimage each year for spiritual purification and renewal, the level of moral decay, corruption, assorted vices and mores is indeed frightening. On my recent trip Nigeria, I noticed that every neighborhood had a Bible-believing church casting out demons and converting souls for the kingdom. This could not be evident anywhere else than in Port- Harcourt, my home. At every turn, there is a church and members are clapping away in divine jubilation and in Episcopal expectation. In fact, just a few yards from my family home, I found, and this is new, a Redeemed Christian Church of God with members praying all night through loud speakers; and on the other side of the house is another church with the same zeal and flare. Also in the mix, across the street is a mosque with its aged loud speakers mounted strategically on the roof, permeating the silence of the night. In fact, if residents of the area do not repent and ask the good Lord to forgive their sins, they have no one but themselves to blame for what excuse would they tender on judgment day for the absence of their name in the envied Book of Life? While at home, I went to visit a friend I hadn’t seen in more than five years. This is a good friend who in secondary school was a fervent Christian while the rest of us were knee-deep in worldly escapades stewing in our fleshly desires. He was so holy then that we all thought he would be taken in the same manner Elijah was taken to the heavens in a chariot without experiencing death. But he was not taken and went on to be a successful businessman, still keeping the faith. As we went out to a restaurant for dinner in his car, we were stopped by awful looking officers (or were they monsters) of the Nigerian Police Force. They came around and informed us that we were obstructing traffic as we briefly stopped so I could purchase some music CDs from a street vendor. Even before I could ask them what they meant by their frivolous charges, my friend, the holy one, had already pulled out some naira notes and handed to the officers with these words, “Take this to arrange yourselves for the evening.” At this, the officers immediately cleared a path for us in the crowded street almost molesting some innocent pedestrians in the process. Shocked at this unexpected ungodly indulgence in solecism and solemn depravity, I asked my friend why that was necessary. His response summed it all and belies the depth of moral atrophy that pervades the land – “In Nigeria, this is how we survived. We bribe and pray for forgiveness.” He was not the only one bribing and praying for forgiveness – everyone was bribing, including elders, deacons, pastors and all manner of born- again Christians. The country is awash in so much corruption that the born-again Christians are finding it very difficult to stay above the fray. Even though we all know that the power of the Lord is sufficient even in the astringent Nigerian situation, born- again Christians in Nigeria would need a special turbo-charged power from the Lord to walk the narrow path. Thus, for the born-again Nigerian Christian, the option is very clear – you either bribe or you pray and most are not reaching for their knee pads. On my way from the airport in Owerri to Port-Harcourt, we were overtaken by a church van filled with pious-looking- heaven-bound-singing-and-clapping members with the name of the church boldly written across the sides. It appeared they were headed for a religious function. But just a few miles ahead, we were all stopped by police officers at a famous check-point; the van was immediately in front of us. When it arrived at the check- point, the driver without saying a word to the officers pulled out naira notes and gave his offering to the uniformed ones. When I informed the occupants of my vehicle of what had just transpired in front of us, I noticed that they too were busy preparing their offering for the officers and could care less about the “sins” of the occupants of a church van. And those in our vehicle were also professed born-again Christians of high repute. A fire and brimstone spewing Nigerian friend in Ohio was telling me just a few weeks ago that she had no choice but to bribe when she visited Nigeria recently. She explained how custom officers detained her at the airport because she refused to part with some dollars. At first, she thought she could win the battle by threatening to sue them; but when she realized that in Nigeria threats of lawsuits are not effective as they are in the US, she was forced to go the famous Nigerian way and prayed for forgiveness afterwards. Nigeria, in this regard, is hell on earth. I wonder how any born-again Christian can live in that country and still keep the faith daily with the Lord. Nigeria presents a true test of Christianity and faithfulness to the Lord and anyone who makes it to heaven from that country deserves to be rewarded with a thousand crowns of gold and a seat right next to the Almighty even if they did not lead a single soul to Christ while on earth. For this to happen, however, the born-again Christian in Nigeria must not interaction with society, he/she must remain at home at all times (with no TV or newspapers, only the Bible and gospel music) to avoid the numerous iniquities of the Nigerian humanity. Even so, the walls will eventually speak and demand bribe for the protection offered from a nefarious society, after all, were the walls not made in Nigeria by Nigerians? I once heard a joke on the Nigerian situation well couched in a famous song that had been slightly altered to reflect the iniquitous disposition of our society. The song goes; All things bright and beautiful All creatures great and small All things wise and wonderful And Nigerians ruined them all In addition to ruining them all, the temptation for born-again Christians in Nigeria is abundant and manifest in all directions and in all spheres of human endeavor; bribery, lies, blackmailing, avarice, greed, violence, sexual immorality in high places and among the clergy. Even those born-again Christians fleeing the country are caught in one lie after the other at Western Embassies and those who make it out severely compromise their faith by involving themselves in shady activities to survive in their new countries. I heard of the case of a high-standing born-again Christian who went to the American Embassy to apply for a visiting visa. He had indicated on the application that he was married with three kids and was leaving them behind as assurance of his return, whereas, he was as single as they came. But on the day of his visa appointment, failing to do his homework properly, he forgot to take along his marriage as well as birth certificates of his ‘children’ as proof of their existence and his lies caught up with him earning him a one-year ban from applying for an American visa. On Fridays and Sundays, one often sees Moslems and Christians in mosques and churches all throughout the country, praying to Allah, God, singing and meditating; but with all these prayers knocking down innocent flying birds and planes on their way to heaven, the country is sinking deeper in the abyss of evil – child ritualists everywhere, professors sexing young pretty girls for grades, film directors demanding sex from aspiring female actresses in exchange for roles, human and drug trafficking, embezzlement of state funds, corruption of unimaginable heights, prostitution on the rise, ‘babalawos’ in great demand more than ever. It appears that the same people praying are the same people bribing, stealing government money and relishing in unabashed sexual immorality – Abacha prayed, did he not? But he died in the bosom of two sinfully beautiful chocolate- skinned Indian prostitutes. And Obasanjo, did he not tell us that he is a born-again Christian of the Pentecostal variety? And now we are hearing that he has canal knowledge, as alleged, of his daughter-in- law, Mojisola, an accusation he is yet to refute in public. How about Reverend Jolly Nyame, the former governor of Taraba State, who is currently standing trial for embezzlement of billions of naira; a reverend? The most vulnerable are the young, single and beautiful born-again Christian ladies who must live in Nigeria while they wait to transit to heaven. How would they survive in such a sinful country where sex is the currency for advancement? They must commit fornication (or bribe) if they are to be admitted into the university, and after admission, they must continue to oblige their professors for good grades and academic favors. After graduation, yet again, they must commit fornication to gain employment or favorable posting in the National Youth Service. One would be hard- pressed these days to find a young female graduate of a Nigerian university who has not been sexually violated, if not by the professors, by male students under the guise of offering them protection from cults, secret societies, etc. If such a graduate exist in today’s Nigeria, she certainly deserves a Nobel Prize in the category of “sexual purity.” Lest I be misconstrued and in spite of the title of this article, I should note well that there are true men and women of God in Nigeria who are keeping the faith even in such perilous circumstances, but their numbers are diminishing and this is not good for Christian-dom. Perhaps, in a befitting comical twist that underscores the Nigerian religious imbroglio, someone reminded me on this visit after I had asked a zillion questions about born-gain Christians and the sinful Nigerian society that in Nigeria; (and Nigeria alone) there are three types of Christians – the ordinary Christian (OC), the born-again Christian (BAC) and the “true” born-again Christians (TBAC). Confused and alarmed at this new Nigerian religious parlance that presented an intriguing insight, I asked what the differences were among the three groups. He explained carefully and I listened with great attention as this had pricked my curiosity; members of the OC group are those who were born into Christian families and therefore Christians by birth, but not by salvation or personal knowledge of the Lord. They attend church only twice a year, on Easter and Christmas and they bribe and commit sin freely, without guilt. Members of the second group (BAC) he labored to explain, are those who have graduated from the OC group and have been saved. They bribe and commit sin, but immediately pray for forgiveness. And members of the third group, he continued, are those who stay true and faithful to the Lord even in the sin called Nigeria. When I asked in jest which group he belonged to, he confessed that he was card-carrying member of the BAC group, having been recently demoted from the TBAC group. Email Contact > |
Crime / Re: Is It Only Men That Rapedin Naija Coz Women Case Has Nt Been Pronouncd by Ayandaseyi(m): 10:28am On Sep 11, 2013 |
a guy reported and men were abusing him in my state here in Ondo state and i felt confuse |
Crime / Is It Only Men That Rapedin Naija Coz Women Case Has Nt Been Pronouncd by Ayandaseyi(m): 4:52am On Sep 10, 2013 |
Pls lets talk here |
Career / Re: Microbiologists forum by Ayandaseyi(m): 12:50am On Aug 28, 2013 |
greatest mcbites, as this same world we are is concerned, as another fields of science may warn out in time but microbiology remain forever till the end of this world. i say this with no any apology that microorganism and micobiologists are the major system controlling the metamorphose of the world. job dey, rejoice u are in the fold of Pseudomonas aeruginosa |
Career / Microbiologists forum by Ayandaseyi(m): 4:09am On Aug 19, 2013 |
mirobiologists in the house pls contribute |
Romance / Re: My Mother Is Rejecting All Girls I Introduce To Her,what Should I Do? by Ayandaseyi(m): 5:43pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
@hassy and others, i really appreciate your sensitive contributions and others that took this issue as joking matter, thank you all |
Romance / Re: My Mother Is Rejecting All Girls I Introduce To Her,what Should I Do? by Ayandaseyi(m): 8:00pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Thank you all for the great contributions |
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