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Car Talk / Re: Ford Working On Pothole Warning System For Drivers by Ayblaize(m): 7:30am On Mar 21, 2017
Pic1. This one no be pothole na road bleaching grin
Pic2. See pot holes
Pic3. You fit catch fish for some sef
Pic4Na this kin car sure pass

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Car Talk / Re: Ford Working On Pothole Warning System For Drivers by Ayblaize(m): 7:20am On Mar 21, 2017
Lmao.. .Some places in Nigeria where a pothole is an inch from another grin
Pothole spirits be like

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Health / Re: I’m Not The Doctor Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon, PH Nurse Cries Out by Ayblaize(m): 9:19pm On Mar 20, 2017
Naija shaa

Celebrities / Re: Ejine Okoroafor: "My Big Boobs Are Not A Burden" by Ayblaize(m): 7:20pm On Mar 20, 2017
gurunlocker:
I saw terrible things..... Who get that picture?
grin

Celebrities / Re: Kemen Parties With Solidstar, Soma, Uriel & Some Babes At Club Rumours by Ayblaize(m): 1:15pm On Mar 20, 2017
nairaman66:
I saw this dude at Lasgidi Bukkah! He was looking rather sorrowful.. !

Crime / Re: Man Arrested In Ogun For Raping His 13-Year-Old Sister-In-Law by Ayblaize(m): 10:31am On Mar 20, 2017
EastGold:
Mere looking at his conical head, I can authoritatively tell you he did the thing
People With this kin head eh undecided

Crime / Re: Man Arrested In Ogun For Raping His 13-Year-Old Sister-In-Law by Ayblaize(m): 10:31am On Mar 20, 2017
EastGold:
Mere looking at his conical head, I can authoritatively tell you he did the thing
People With this kin head eh

Education / Re: FINALLY! LAUTECH Starts It's Exam Today After 9months Of Strike by Ayblaize(m): 9:04am On Mar 20, 2017
Mentcee:
Buhari is a big idiot.

Click like to agree Pls.

Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Wears Her Mother's Traditional Outfit (picture) by Ayblaize(m): 6:36pm On Mar 19, 2017
GreenMavro:
This lies just weak me....
People gat no chill. .no be that redeem pastor that got recently wedded pishure be that?.. .you Don turn am to meme.. Izz ok

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman & His Wife Lizzy Dance Joyously In Church (Pics) by Ayblaize(m): 1:46pm On Mar 19, 2017
AngelicBeing:
Waiting for the Sadducees and pharisees to start throwing their stones now, let me get enough pop corn, is gonna be a long day of stoning grin grin cool
Thanks baba... I have received my share...you are such an Angelicbeing

Pets / Re: See The Reason This Man Killed His Dog As He Refused To Give It To Dog Eaters. by Ayblaize(m): 10:42pm On Mar 18, 2017
KingGBsky:
What a painful story. I almost had tears dropping down my eyes.

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Politics / Re: Commissioner Who "Resembles" Goodluck Jonathan Meets With Him In Rivers. Photos by Ayblaize(m): 10:27pm On Mar 18, 2017
Nne5:
All the bad belles above me they actually look alike.



I haven't seen anyone that looks like bubu

Who has?
I have ooooo!. ..i have the pishure sef grin

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Romance / Re: She Constantly Ignored His DM On Instagram For 3years! Now They Are Married by Ayblaize(m): 10:00pm On Mar 18, 2017
IamAirforce1:
This is not true Love

I bet she gave in because her main guy disappointed her.

The main guy could still pop up from no where sometimes in future and still confuse her into continuing from where they stopped.

True love detector..Love analyzer... Future couple speculator.. .arise o compatriot anaconda call obey. Izz ok

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Celebrities / Re: I Use intimacy gadgets - Ese Eriata by Ayblaize(m): 9:05pm On Mar 18, 2017
themonk:
Most girls use intimacy gadget, I thought that shit was a myth in nigeria till one day I was the airport and a girl's bag was being searched Omo see plastic dick shocked I was angry angry why would you prefer a plastic something to a warm and satisfying dick. Boys wan bang and girls wan bang but shakara go make girls dey use plastic instead, quite pathetic mehn angry angry angry


I came up with a business idea sha, I will open a website where the valine crew can hook up with the gadget crew.
Like if you think it's viable, share otherwise.

Nairaland / General / Re: 331 Year Old Tortoise Found In Ogbomoso, Oyo State (Photos) by Ayblaize(m): 8:44pm On Mar 18, 2017
See caption asif say dem kidnap am, they con see am

Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija: Kemen, Soma And Jon Pictured With A Female Fan by Ayblaize(m): 4:56pm On Mar 18, 2017
dadavivo:
wow are we suppose to laugh at the dry joke? So dry

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Family / Re: "She Carry Belle For Front & Back" - Media React To Lady's Pregnancy Photo by Ayblaize(m): 4:16pm On Mar 18, 2017
HARDDON:
the trajectory of extrapolation of the back facing adipose,inversely proportional to the protruding frontal flesh, bears testimonial to the uncoordinated distribution of the natural resources of the underdeveloped world! ( hope you understood that, if you didnt, neither do i! cheesy)


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Fashion / Re: Check Out This Newspaper-Inspired Outfit (photo) by Ayblaize(m): 4:01pm On Mar 18, 2017
Lemme just pour water... Emi buru gan

Education / Re: Could This Be The Ugliest Guy On Facebook? See What Friends Are Saying About Him by Ayblaize(m): 5:18pm On Mar 17, 2017
HIScraziness:
This guy isn't ugly, he's just very dark in complexion.

Una never see person wey ugly before abii
Leave them o.. They never see some 'questionable creatures' before.... But everyone is beautifully and wonderfully made grin

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Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg And Wife, Priscilla Step Out With Their Baby Bump by Ayblaize(m): 5:06pm On Mar 17, 2017
DixonKuntz:
Furk pussy!!!!

furk pussy!!!!

furk pussy!!!

Furk pussy!!!

Furk pussy!!!





















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Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg And Wife, Priscilla Step Out With Their Baby Bump by Ayblaize(m): 5:04pm On Mar 17, 2017
Obrigardo:


Gwagon inside house? Chai, see empty brain

Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg And Wife, Priscilla Step Out With Their Baby Bump by Ayblaize(m): 5:03pm On Mar 17, 2017
ramdris:

No!, Na Yoruba lady he marry...Oponu!

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Sports / Re: Analysis Of UEFA Champions League 2017 Quarterfinals >>pic<< by Ayblaize(m): 4:20pm On Mar 17, 2017
tivereegega:



NO...NO...NO
I SAY NO
Going by Diego Simeone’s impressive record in this competition which has seen Atletico reach 2 finals in the last 3 years, it is difficult not to pick them to advance against gutsy Leicester City. It is not like Leicester do not have a chance, afterall they just knocked-out Sevilla which is a very good Spanish team. However, there is something about Atletico Madrid in the Champions League that makes them very hard to beat over 2 legs.
NO
Leicester City for the trophy
Leicester City for glory

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Sports / Re: Analysis Of UEFA Champions League 2017 Quarterfinals >>pic<< by Ayblaize(m): 4:18pm On Mar 17, 2017
ghands:
Real Madrid will win the Champions League this season. That's all!
Madridiot...mtcheew... FCB all the way

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Sports / Re: Analysis Of UEFA Champions League 2017 Quarterfinals >>pic<< by Ayblaize(m): 4:14pm On Mar 17, 2017
coolshegs10:
grin this is gonna be hot. Juventus vs Real Madrid. Guys wey dey play bet, abeg be careful with this one o. The match go make sense.

This is should be a walkway for Barcelona o, Juventus is our boy cool
Dey dun know... Up Barca

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Politics / Re: Mimiko Saves Dying Child From Accident Scene (Photos) by Ayblaize(m): 4:05pm On Mar 17, 2017
UnknownT:
An accident that involved the top Two Road accident causing organisation (Peace Mass and Dangote) is not a small one. Just like Messi and Ronaldo playing in one team
Wariz diswan saying?

Foreign Affairs / Re: Ugandan Police Spokesman Assassinated With His Bodyguard In His Jeep (Graphic) by Ayblaize(m): 3:54pm On Mar 17, 2017
Keneking:
Jonathan sef cry cry cry
What has Jonathan gotta do with this now... Rip to your medulla oblanganta

Car Talk / Re: Speed Limits For Vehicles In Nigeria – FRSC by Ayblaize(m): 3:48pm On Mar 17, 2017
Speed limit for Naija? ...Amen.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Draw by Ayblaize(m): 3:30pm On Mar 17, 2017
juliuscapps:



I see us winning Juve
Yay Baba.. It's like you are a cule... If you wanna join any Prestigious barca group on whatsapp.. Lemme know

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In US For Masturbating Openly In Front Of Women (photo) by Ayblaize(m): 2:35pm On Mar 17, 2017
veekid:

Na dem flat heqds; awon ni
And cone heads grin

Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In US For Masturbating Openly In Front Of Women (photo) by Ayblaize(m): 2:31pm On Mar 17, 2017
veekid:

Na dem flat heqds; awon ni
And cine heads grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Draw by Ayblaize(m): 2:12pm On Mar 17, 2017
juliuscapps:



Do you know if Neymar will play first leg against Juve?
Sure

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