sarrki:
Absence of Muhammadu Buhari

Is better than the presence of Gej in office

He was there when they looted us dry

Pidgin2:



So you no get small conscience, must you comment? Receive sense you need it

Felixalex:



I wanted to insult you, but I think I'll get more satisfaction in reading people's insults directed at u, I de wait cus am sure nairalanders go insult u tire

Sexxkillz:
If a girl gives you her number, (e.g 09023456781) repeat those numbers to her and replace the last digit with some other digit (e.g 09023456782). If she corrects you, she gave you the correct number. if she doesnt correct you, she gave you a fake number because, she can't remember the exact fake digits she gave you.

Also watch out for girls who give the days date as phone numbers, e.g )080-24-12-2016.