₦airaland Forum

What is the most difficult thing to
find in life?
{1}.
A job.
{2}. True love.
{3}. A virgin.
{4}. Trust.
{5}. Money.
{6}. Happiness.
{7}. Best friend.
{8}.Realfriendship. drop ur comment

davtunji:
please o...is unilorin accepting 2,2 for m.sc programmes
i mean second class lower division

yes dey accept

Your shoe size can tell your age,
Get a calculator
and try this.
This is how it goes...
1. Take your shoe size
2. Multiply by 5
3. Add 50
4. Multiply by 20
5. Add 1014
6. Minus the year you were born.
You will get four digits. The first two is your shoe
size
and the last two is your age.

HopeAtHand:
Beggar....bad habit.

yes sir

like if you wish dis man quick recovery

Sunnybobo3:
For Prof. Osinbajo not to be able to calculate how long Jonathan has been in power, he has to present his First School Leaving Certificate.

Jonathan has been in power for 4 years and 9 months as president and 3 months as acting president.

see mikel dey tell musa say he no saving ball....guy change yr signature jare feb15 don pass....oooo I hear say na old age cause am..hiya God dey oooooo...,APC.......CHANGE

you guys shud just let me win ds tin.... No likes plsssss

I don't know if am the only one following Alexa rank but lindaikeji..com is now the number13 most visited website in Nigeria while nairaland.com is the 14 most visited website in Nigeria.

as at last year, nairaland was above lindaikeji..... wat apend at nairalanders.....

mdokaba1:
Wow! As much as I admire his humility, I still won't vote for him.

humility kee....*for gej mind* make i sha enter again, n make ppl tink say i dey humble... #team vote anyone dat can increase my cgpa

guy eno hard at all.. go buy cutlass, if she cum come ur house, pursue her with d cutlas. e don finish

mama go buy toy jare..... mummy jona self dey use toy if jona dey busy

i wan laugh tire....omo... Comments wey dey here self dey entertain me pass d'banj

idiot.... We already have free water b4@ sir maigida... Na you fit do am jooor.... Gba won danu....gba won sigbo... APC to continue d good work@ kwara

ngoziiwenofu1:
Be wise!
Don't sell your vote.
Vote GEJ

mumu, ode... Oya tell us ow much u sold ur vote.

ozoigbondu:
If only this peaceful sprit is moving around in nairaland north and nigeria


But this is nigeria.where the north is dominated by blood thristy animals that call themselves awusa-Fulani and d rest of their mushroom tribe

what u just display now is wat is called foolishness.... M not frm nigeria but try to respect peeps frm ur country. Shalom

repin *better by far* for my mind omo na better by tanke oooo

shey na yobo n kanu we wan vote for niii abi, because say dem be celeb we go cum vote for gej. Tufiaka..... I beta not vote

they sha wan post pone this election

jonathan be like*wetin i go do now* i don spend money die to by crowd

am so happy to say this that all gej supporters av champions league on there head

@ op, u tried but not all guys like me that dont want to marry does all these. We have our own reason, mine might be different frm anoda's , but u actually mentiond some i.e . Na virgin fit do am oooooo. + i want to have a car and a nice built house b4 any marriage palava

na d best thread wey i don see for nairaland this month be dis. This is soooooo sweet, cant wait to have a family . Degree oya oya do chap chap, marriage on its way

Assuming P.D.P start sharing
umbrella ,APC shares broom,and APGA
Share chicken which party u go vote 4
my pple.let play fun jaare.

shadowgwalker:
some are already unfolding;
-1 2 6 8 9 12 17 18 19 20 22 25 26 27 33 34 36 37 38 40 42 44 45 46 47 57 58 59


some are just clear staring in our faces! only GOD will be our refuge this hot year!

this guy dey read gann, omo na only no 1 nd 47 i read. Baba na you ooo

Creamish:
more..

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Damn, i read all of dis... Those days, without a silver spoon was my best, i still sabi small from d book self

Gusau - The Independent National
Electoral Commission (INEC) in
Zamfara on Friday said it would
provide emergency telephone lines at
all the 2,516 polling units in the
state during the general elections. Alhaji Abubakar Wara, the Resident
Electoral Commissioner (REC) in the
state, made this known at a
meeting with civil society
organisations and persons with
disability in Gusau. He said that the telephones would be
used by the electorate in
channelling their complaints to the
commission during elections. Wara said that no election could be
conducted in the country without
incidents of misbehaviours by
miscreants, who would try to defend
their political party’s or master’s
interest.
"We will, therefore, not take it
lightly with any offenders as
adequate security personnel will be
put in place. "There are laws available in the
nation's Constitution to penalise
any election offender from
possessing more than one voter card
or to vote more than once or causing
havoc during elections. "To ensure free, fair and credible
elections in the state, we have
already enlightened people via radio
and television jingles and we are
still ready to make numbers
available for questions regarding election process and procedures," he
said. The commissioner expressed the
readiness of INEC to conduct free,
fair and credible elections in the
state, and called on the public to
remain law-abiding and come out
to exercise their franchise peacefully.



Source http://www.news24.com.ng/Elections/News/INEC-to-provide-emergency-telephones-at-polling-centres-in-Zamfara-20150123

Despite all the bad news
PDP and APC fight
PHCN blackouts
Corruption, unpaid salaries, Economy breakdown
Boko Haram bombings
Super Eagles disqualification
I still have good news for U....
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Agbalumo is out!!!

noblezone:
What exactly did you folks understood from what you read?

The woman simply said prices did not come down immediately because there were already some quantities of fuel in stock and needed to be sold before the price adjustments. These old stocks has an estimate of about 40 days before they are cleared.

What happened to simple comprehension?

sorry to say this but e b like say den don brainwash you. abi madueke na ur sugar mummy ni?

me self go soon talk my own

omo, e b like say dis op neva chop. Iya basira where at thou