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maximized:
Maybe but I am going to be well guarded to avoid the below scenario!

LWKMD!!!!!

well im single

and luvin it luvin it!!!

so NO there will be no nookie for me

_{probably for a veeeeeeeeery long tyme!!!}

tbaba did u actually meet ur gf on nairaland??

the last time i heard

both parties are buying

we feel better after giving them consecutive slaps

*memories*

minute:
Yes FAT people cos thats what they are.FAT

^{and im very sure ur mom is FAT!}

oi oi oi

watch ur mouth bicth

not everyone wants to be skinny ok

i am a sexy curvy biyatch

and im sure i am more beautiful that the most beautiful person in ur hsehold!!!

kmt i dunno where therse f.ools come from thinkin they can run mouth!

nonsense

*ignorin everyone else and walks away*

i actually wanna date a virgin now!!

lolz impossicant!

imagine a virgin trey songz *sighs*

^^
dont worry bout tiger

hes a tiger!!!

i am just saying the facts

magazines are rumour books

ive neva heard of anyone suin a mag dwn here

and they are full of lies!! even obvious ones

neways lets see hw backwards the country is

she mite even win! heheheheheheheheh

^^ THATS THE POINT OF A MAGAZINE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

O PEOPLE OF LIMITED UNDERSTANDING!!!

^^^ abi na

thats the diff btn magazines and papers

papers are sposed to print facts

whilst magazines can print rumours!

onli in nigeria will people sue magazines. . . . . . . .backwards nation!

riversman:
did i tell yall earlier??

My aunt already gave me the lowwdown, or will ASA sue my aunt, Gurl please!!!!! we all kno how she rolls,

She dey la plate, lol, she dey lick bottom pot,

you and this ur anti!!!

eeeeya

im very sorry condomized-ive gotta break it to ya

*in a robotic voice* 'you have just been played'!!!!!!!!!!!!

if u like urself just forget abt the pyjamas and leave her as.s!

just approach him and talk to him its not difficult

you dont need to tell him u like him at once

just have a decent convo with the guy

once ur talkin on a regular basis he might get to like u, or realise that u like himand reciprocate

^^^ LWKMD!!!!

lol i didnt get it at 1st but

smoooth

i dont no u from adam

you dont no me from nowhere

so get off my case

i dont no why ur busy chasin me arnd

like a lost puppy

go find another master- dogg

i dont have time

this is the last time i will dignify ur pathetic self with a response

you f.o.o.l

dont u have better things to do than follow me arnd nairaland?? no- i guess not
kmt oloriburuku aburo oloshi

looooooooooool

you girls are sooo funny!!!

dont u know there will be soo many benefits to a guy who hasnt been arnd the block??

no1 he wont be able to compare you to another!

no2 he will be open to ANYTHING you suggest

no3 he will learn what YOU like (kinda like a customised man toy)looool

he will be more attached to u cos he has onli been wiv u! hes more likely to have a higher sex drive that most men that are used to doin it- its not new to em!

i dont like loud mouth men

razz behavoir irritates me

so i prefer guys that are quiet conservative and dont talk too much

cos im loud- we dont need to be screamin at each other!

but i thot magazines were allowed to print gossip??

somebody call in a media specialist!

u guys neet to get off ma as.s ok!!

this is wonderful news!!

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20100208225737

lol

not a monster

just a ride or die chick!

OP didnt say share ur fantasy stories here!!

monkeys

i would also like to know if anyone has hooked up wiv sumone on nl??

and wtf possesed them to do it!!

my friend this and my friend that

i thought we were ova this friend shizz??

neways theres nothing wrong with d8tin ur friends cuzin

maybe he knows ur a player and ur just gna hurt her

if thats the case i dont blame him

madlady:
I fear you even more, you could beat the devil himself o :-

loool

i used to date a beautiful persian guy

who to call me his body guard

cos when the black guys look at him funny

hes safe cos im there

looooooooooooool

i wouldnt attend my ex's wedding

and i wouldnt want my ex at mt wedding

simple!

lol

its cos im not your gf

i will beat him mercilessly for you!!!!

im a ride or die chick!

[quote author=The.King link=topic=394470.msg5469074#msg5469074 date=1265583866]
ALL THESE COMMENTS ARE APPALLING. DONT YOU LADIES HAVE ANY FEAR OF GOD?[/quote]who dashed monkey banana??

who died and made u principle??

who gave u marking scheme??

who asked u to grade us??

nobody is askin u question

if u dont like wat u see

abeg GERROUT!

nonsense

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=394470.msg5468999#msg5468999 date=1265582944]uhhhh *.*.* lemme see*.*.*.*. does it mata anyway??[/quote]loooool

yea kinda

but well done anyways!!

ebony ur nt serious!!!!

^^ awwww how old are u??

dayuuum!!^^^

ur like the 10th person to say that!

me i dont like kissin frogs ooo!

poster im gna need more info to comment!