₦airaland Forum

Next time when u are writing try to be acerbic because what you wrote is abstruse.

Which country do you think this would have happened?

Tinubu is my number 1,Amaechi is 2, Buhari is my number 3 . Jonathan and wike are my worst politicians.

foxxynik:
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You should go to jamb office and enquire about it... Am certain you'll be asked to purchase a card to print it....

Correct and final.

Today is Sperm Appreciation Day.

Let's have a Moment of Silence in Honor of those children who were not born But were......

1. Swallowed during a Mouth Action.
2. Thrown away in a Condom.
3. Washed in trousers during Masturbation.
4. Dropped on someone's breast and died in tissue paper.
5. Slipped on someone's hips and lost water..
6. And many more untold incidents. ...

Consider yourself very lucky to be alive. Coz U made it!!
You are a Sperm that Survived!!
You were the fastest swimmer and you made it!!
You were a Sperm That survived while billions of others perished.
So do not feel down. Live Life and Enjoy Life. If you made it when you were a Sperm...
You can make it in Life too!!
I wish u all the best. Happy children's day.
Hey, I made it too.

You people deceived yourselves not me. Thank God Jonathan administration came when i haven't started hustling so it didn't affect me in anyway, useless administration ever.

Just praying he should return fast o.

Am really afraid now because the swearing in is getting closer and our president elect is not yet back. What is happening Nigerians?

Please watch the picture well.

Thanks guys.

We are all Chelsea fans in my household so that's the wonderful cake we used to celebrate the blues as epl champions.

Sambest2:
Men, see as Ayima don popular because of TT. Okay na, I go start my own, B'15 is October.

I have always been popular, that's how i was my departmental president.

Gazaliah:
What if Ayima is right,what will happen to the threats?
lets Simedo(take it easy) on ayima...

Allow them, they should exercise their mental franchise.

majidyusuf:
I just dey wait too, the way I go take descend on that ayima of a guy eh

Hey man, i have seen more than what u think.

Stancity:
If in the end the camp turns out to be November, believe me you wont like how you will treated here and i will make this place unbearable and uninhabitable for you..

My brother or sister even if u see me physical u can't intimidate me u hear? I was a core malabite and malabites are not easily intimidated. So keep that threat in your household

Please for those in unical, filling and submission of nysc mobilization form is seriously ongoing.

Still wondering the reason he did that. He committed suicide this morning.

All of you that are supporting this news, are you sure the figures are correct? let us wait to hear counter statement from our states.

From the look of things, September 2nd might be the camp date. Morning all.

Please can the degree solve fuel scarcity?

Jonathan is a serpent with flowering face. You accepted defeat and now you are using other means to fight back. How i wish i can get my 2011 vote back.

I thank God Jonathan loosed the election, Nigeria would have been a big mess.

There's nothing like unseriousness.

Neduzze5:
I'm still thinking!!

Hahahaha, think fast o.

I want to bet my life if anyone can find this word UNSERIOUSNESS in the dictionary. This word is commonly used by everyone, but is that an English word? Now consult your dictionaries.

The apple that Adam and Eve ate is from who please?

The best kind of business is the type that gives you repeat customers, no matter how little money you charge. I was given 150k by an entrepreneur for making that quote.

Tunnamania:
You want to be king , so as to make her your queen?

I like anything were sure pass.

I have seen the Queen of nairaland, so where is the king? If there is no king, please start the king contest fast fast fast.

Yasher:
Ask him to return it as his penance

Hope is that easy.

Ayima:
It is only fools that will think pdp can win Lagos.

This is to prove that am too wise politically.

Ojeremi:
Kindly help....i was moblised for A15 and registered even printed call up letter but was no able to go I was rescheduled for stream 2 but still looking impossible....pls do I need to go back to my school for B15 or wait for NYSC to open the online re mobilisation
Pls kindly reply

If u can't make stream 11,go back to your school for remobilization.