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U indeed undisputably have brains to have figured things out yourself!

speedyboi: You don run commot ur DJ thread ni? I told you, didn't I?

Naija things are never always TOO organized....soundtracks are supposed to be uploaded wrt movies!

SeunPlus: He's not doing bad.

He can never be doing bad!
Oooooose!

osram: ayobase lngest tym....wich of d unis in yobe du u study nd pls hw z d security conditions in d schools.ah dey search 4 admisn nd am aimin @ m.a.u.tech.

Happy new year!
Its in Adamawa state.
I have finished there already.
Modibbo Adama University of Technology, formerly known as Federal University of Technology, Yola.

Safety was 100% While I was there though!

The school is DAMN tough sha!
What course?

onatisi: story story ,i love this story.
sounds like a indian movie somehow

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I guess u believe in those india movies....tripple IDIOT I think!

Kslib: Explain what you mean??

Just as the way u said it!
Its glaring!
You bigotry comes into play when you see a president of a Nation as a president of the muslims and christians. What about the pagans, atheists, and the likes?

dopeJemi: If I hear

U don hear say Man-u fLop 4 3straight matches b4?

Its onLy a draw, we stilL topping



Btw! If we were as Low as ArsenaL and CheLsea, peopLe wudnt be hating on us Like dis, its cLear dat we d Best Team in engLand

Stop answering the haterz o jare!

Kslib: mmmmmmmm
Why should jona kneel down under a pastor openly when he knows he is the president of both the muslims and christians??mmmmmmmm

That watered down ur argument!
It shows u r a partial bigot!

And I lost 2 points!
We are still good!

One thing is certain in Nollywood's movies!
And that is, a person rushed to the hospital must surely survive even if the head is been cut off in a terribly motor accident.
At the mention of "let's take him/her to the hospital", he/she is surely gonne survive. So worry not!

The spiritual controls the physical!

ichi ban: Please, if you could get me Dbanjs' Cashflow, I would be very glad. Please be aware most of the versions floating around are video converts and are not of high quality, plus they bear some of the sound effects used in the video.
Nagode.

Here is the song's link,
http://www./music/view.php?id=2684

You can get it via whatsapp or BBM if u can't dowmload it via the link!

Sweetest Blog advert so far!
She needs love indeed, and she has just gotten one....hmmmm, people pls thread is now in love/date zone!

Oooooose!

Victor, you are indeed Victorious....Asegun!

SeunPlus: Don't mistake an powder on my hair for grey hair.

All I'm seeing is white sha!
Howz he doing?

@finally unfollows@

Weeeew!

coogar: what the heck?
trust me - you should be arrested for your signature. the ish is fücking hilarious.

Seun suppose pay me for that signature, but his STINGIDITY wouldn't allow!

You never old?
Go grant interview jare!

I'm sure this one is confused!

SeunPlus: I'm still a newbie. I can't be interviewed when old bies are still waiting.

With ur grey HEAD?
My friend, will you go grant interview!

This place is now "lovers" and "bisexual" zone abi?

Tgirl, thought u were banning for D!

I'm gonna reply soon....its still undergoing examination!

Idowuogbo: Kai! Boarding school was nuts mehn... Jeez! My military mama got sick and tired of detentions,exclusions, teachers speed dialling her work number...Na so d woman tell me I dey go do holiday wiv grandma, con carry me go throw me in one fuckedddd up school like dat called Tunyo. Mehn... I went in feeling like hitler, dem beat me tire! Especially one foolish prefect we dey call akpan, bloody hell....dat guy na devil.

The beating started on my first day, Akpan d demon asked y I left base to come school dere,I replied rudely....am like "I dunno.. U might wanna ask dat witch y she brought me here" akpan slapped my earrings outta my ears dat day o! d rest na history sha! I lasted 6months,begged my mother and promised her I'll behave, with constant pleading and threatening to kill myself, I was bck in base o! No more fetching water! Halleluya!!!!!!

Your longest post so far on NL.
Among the ones I have been seeing though!

If I could still recollect....I opened a thread last year asking you what you are gonna do to the 1,000,000th member, but no reply.Thou, you saw it!

Iyen kan lo n ba e so....do something for the guys, shake body.
Abi ur body stiff ni....we can shake am for you na!

Me don tire for votes of thanks everytime....na dat one we go chop?
Atleast u know how important we are, what stops you from appreciating us!

Also, its gonna be better even if na just the 1,000,000th member u reckon with.

Haba mana oga Seun.....stop thanking, do something!

You are welcome sha!

Idowuogbo: Morning...

I only deal wiv pounds sterling and Kuwaiti dinas.

Strong currency ni omo polowo.

Okay na....LOL!
I'm gonna holla at you when I gat pounds dealings!

berem: don't worry more peeps from the politics section will start trooping here. too much politics no good for body. pesin suppose flex small. abi?

Sure bebe!
Make una start to dey cook!

berem: Tana ko! Titi ni!

See ur teeth like goroso's!

Its seems this is the happening place on NL now....everywhere, especially the Politics section!

I just saw tomakint, abi who be that!

U people should be preparing fro august visitors on here...where is that madam wey dey cook for here?

berem: na wetin dem dey do for here?

The Association of Nairaland Aprokos!
TANA!

Idowuogbo: My bad...I slept off boo!

Off to my asewo runz, see u in a bizzle.

Me sef no no wen I slept off!

Do u deal in dollars and yen also?