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Family › Re: Black Man And White Woman Have 4 Children And They Are All Different by ayobase(m): 9:22pm On Jan 26, 2013
This happens only in 259 yrs!
Nairaland General › Re: Your Rated Post/comment Of The Day On NL (pls, Paste The Thread's Title) by ayobase(op): 1:05am On Jan 25, 2013
debrief08: Hope this helps:

Missionary style is still the best. The missionary style of sex positions the male on top of the female. While this position may be considered boring or old-fashioned, it is the most effective Position for conceiving, according to iVillage . After sex in the missionary position, it is important for the woman to stay put for up to 20 minutes with a small pillow under the hips. The pillow allows Fluid to pool around the cervix where Fluid can swim through the hole in the cervix more quickly.

The butt lift: a variation on missionary style. The butt lift is nearly identical to the missionary style, but the male places hands under the female bottom to lift the hips toward his body. This lift allows for deeper penetration. It is especially important to lift hips at the time of expulsion so Fluid is closer to the cervix.

Deep stick with a wedge pillow. Another variation of the missionary Position is the deep stick or deep missionary. The female places her legs on the shoulders of her male partner. The male then pulls the legs toward his pelvis to align the womanliness with the joystick. A wedge placed under the bottom of the female raises the hips to increase penetration depth.

Spread eagle: missionary with a flip. Some couples Love Intimacy positions where a woman is on her tummy. The spread eagle offers the benefits of the missionary Position from a tummy position. The female lays on her tummy with legs spread far apart. A wedge or small pillow placed under the hips raises the pelvis to meet the joystick. The male can grab her upper thighs during expulsion for increased penetration to deposit Fluid near the cervix to increase fertility chances.

Doggie style for a tilted or tipped uterus / cervix. My cervix is slightly tipped so conceiving from the missionary style was difficult. Doggie style is a rear-entry Position that lifts the uterus and cervix flush with the womanly opening. Doggie style allows the male partner to control penetration depth.

According to BabyMed.com , it is best to Be Intimate once a day for five days before ovulation and on the day of ovulation to increase chances of conception. If your attempts at conception have failed thus far, maybe you're not doing it right. Try these deep penetrating sex positions to increase chances of fertility and conception.
https://www.nairaland.com/1168225/does-s..ex-position-matters-getting
Christianity Etc › Re: If I Were An Atheist by ayobase(m): 12:50am On Jan 25, 2013
Logicboy03: You must have mental problems, why not respond directly to me rather than link me with whoever Omotodun is
The one with mental problems is very obvious for all to see!
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by ayobase(m): 12:47am On Jan 25, 2013
She was actually totally knocked out!
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by ayobase(m): 12:41am On Jan 25, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Who dares call you that? I wan fight[/quote]Make I go call the guy come!
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by ayobase(m): 12:38am On Jan 25, 2013
cowgurl: of course not, nobody dared. read the post again and more attentively this time.
Kk na!
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by ayobase(m): 12:37am On Jan 25, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]I always knew you were attracted to cows[/quote]Is larry sun a bull?
Christianity Etc › Re: If I Were An Atheist by ayobase(m): 9:48pm On Jan 24, 2013
[quote author=omo_to_dun]This is senseless. How can it be spiritual when you typed these words with a physical device? It is impossible to communicate the spiritual through the physical.



125th to comment. I give glory to Obatala and Jesus Christ.[/quote]You and logicboy should stop displaying your foolishness....its beyond ur brain capability!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 9:44pm On Jan 24, 2013
ItsModella: angry angry angry

you won't be this lucky the next time you try it... grin grin
wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 9:42pm On Jan 24, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]well, i dont always see u around.
im good. trust u r too?[/quote]Been busy catching up out there....u wouldn't like a lazy and broke-ass brother!
Yeah I'm very good....thanks for asking!
Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by ayobase(m): 9:37pm On Jan 24, 2013
cowgurl: grin grin grin grin C'mon guys, I deserved an ambassadorial welcome. By the way, Congrat Mynd.
Someone called you a COW....do I have any reason to flinch?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 9:35pm On Jan 24, 2013
ItsModella: mschew!! I dey vex for you jare...you need to apologize.
So, you are very SOFTHEARTED like this....I gatcha now...I'm gonna be pressing button dey go be that!
Oya chop am .... kiss kiss kiss kiss
Like if apology accepted!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 9:30pm On Jan 24, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]ayobase(m)


swt swt bro...... long long tym.[/quote]My sweetest sister, I'm always seeing u around na!
Hope u are good at ur end!
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by ayobase(m): 9:26pm On Jan 24, 2013
dont8: What? I've not touched her for the past 7month+, maybe you need to ask the holy spirit;
am the Joseph victim here angry
Not TOUCHED her at all?
Hmmmmm!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 9:22pm On Jan 24, 2013
ItsModella: neither do I give a f*ck about yours..
Where is my sunshade....I need to see who is talking!
cool
Ohhh, I can see now....LOL!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 9:14pm On Jan 24, 2013
ItsModella: what the hell is this? abeg, move away..
Like I care about ur existence!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 9:05pm On Jan 24, 2013
ItsModella: Don't even try to play nice or ignorant. What's up with you and my moniker? Why are you always mentioning or insinuating me in your posts each time you enter this thread? Am I the only one who visits here often? What is your damn problem?
Look at this one o!
Why the rantings....we get beef before?
What's the big deal over calling you female version of mynd....quit if u don't like being here then!
U just dey make me dey smile for here!
Christianity Etc › Re: If I Were An Atheist by ayobase(m): 8:19pm On Jan 24, 2013
Logicboy03: You didnt make any sense at all
I do not expect you to make any meaning out of it!

Spiritual rules the physical!

U can never use ur logic mind to unravel that puzzle!
Christianity Etc › Re: If I Were An Atheist by ayobase(m): 8:16pm On Jan 24, 2013
Afam4eva: I'm not an theist but i can;t remember any terror in the world ever cause by atheists. Is it not Religious people that are causing most of the problems in the world?
The greatest war so far that needs to abolished is deceiving humanity that God exists not.
Christianity Etc › Re: If I Were An Atheist by ayobase(m): 8:06pm On Jan 24, 2013
[quote author=inspiredbyGOD:.]*facepalm* Seriously, I was just joking. I can never be an atheist and even if I became one, it wouldn't change who I am. Thanks @all for humouring me. Muskeeto really made me laugh.[/quote]This aint a joking matter my friend....trying to succumb due to pressure?
U made a lot of sense in ur post.
An atheist doesn't believe in heaven or earth...everybody dies like chicken and goat I guess.
But as a believer (theist) one has a sense of discipleship and who to report to, unless one is being stubborn, hoodwinked or twisting the truth in order so suit oneself.

Be happy you are not an atheist that believes he dies like a cow!

The greatest and UNCORRECTABLE dissapointment ever is believing that total MORALITY will take you to heaven....TOTAL MORALITY without an iota of FAITH takes one nowhere....Every theist is surely a MORALIST!

This world would have been in a total chaos if everyone is an atheist....does it mean that every athesit is a moralist.

Besides, theists outnumber the atheists, and the sole reason reason why the world is still standing.
Consider the reverse...so, who said the atheists are more MORAL!
Music/Radio › Re: DJ Ayobase In The Building! by ayobase(op): 11:59am On Jan 24, 2013
"At last" by Beyonce in the movie, Cadillac Record of 2008.
Soooo soul and pricking!

http://m.mp3juices.com/search.php?q=Beyonce+Cadillac+Records
Music/Radio › Re: DJ Ayobase In The Building! by ayobase(op): 10:27am On Jan 24, 2013
"Tonight is the night" by Betty Wright....Live...so dramatic,se.xy and sweet!

http://m.mp3juices.com/search.php?q=betty+wright+tonight+is+the+night
Music/Radio › Re: DJ Ayobase In The Building! by ayobase(op): 10:23am On Jan 24, 2013
dubem3: Mr DJ
I want some songs ooh
I can try!
Music/Radio › Re: DJ Ayobase In The Building! by ayobase(op): 10:22am On Jan 24, 2013
Link to "don't give up" track by Herbie Hancock Feat Pink and John Legend....
http://m.mp3juices.com/search.php?q=herbie+hancock+don%27t+give+up
U are gonna love it!
Events › Re: Mini~Chat Point: What Is Happening Right Now In Your Vicinity? by ayobase(m): 6:05am On Jan 24, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Go through my post, in the last one month, if you can find one thread which I derailed or posted off topic, I owe you a million.

I am now a born again. Seriously[/quote]Halleluyah!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 6:02am On Jan 24, 2013
Who be that wey dey vex my modella....who dey call her....
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by ayobase(m): 5:58am On Jan 24, 2013
No be today!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 5:51am On Jan 24, 2013
Now I know the female version of Mynd_44!
Sleepless nights!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 5:48am On Jan 24, 2013
caseless: gap-tooth, dimple, all those things i no de notice them. Bobi, the oda one below, these are my priorities. If u dont meet this requirements, forget it.

Which dimple? Na 'simple'.
LOL...but to be candid, u actually don't notice those dimples and the gap btw em teeth?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ayobase(m): 5:47am On Jan 24, 2013
caseless: gap-tooth, dimple, all those things i no de notice them. Bobi, the oda one below, these are my priorities. If u dont meet this requirements, forget it.

Which dimple? Na 'simple'.
LOL...but to be candid, u actually don't notice those dimples?
Literature › Re: A Game For Love and Marriage - Two Can Play The Game - Season 2 by ayobase(m): 12:41am On Jan 24, 2013
You people too dey call my name!
Music/Radio › Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by ayobase(m): 12:39am On Jan 24, 2013
ProGSM: I am interested in this!
Ni ago melo....ogbeni la sun o jare!

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