₦airaland Forum

musKeeto: God punish you and your God..

Hold on a sec...which of the gods is to punish which God?


You are indeed a mosquito!

[quote author=Okija_juju]In another unrelated news, Redeemed Church sells Christmas cards to congregation.[/quote]Dey use your sense sometimes...na must you comment on every thread?

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]oh you are talking about the Shango King. ok.

now wetin be this MKO?[/quote]Moshood Kolawola Olanrewajo Abiola!

What country are you from?

Obere4u: https://www.nairaland.com/1049740/boy-girl-call-summary

Have posted this before... How did this one got to the front page while mine doesn't?
#QuestionGoogleCan'tAnswer

Im sorry bro, wouldnt have duplicated if I knew....my bad....going to check it out!

r231: ^^^^^^ cus we don't like you

Make you no make the guy go hug transformer.....

Idowuogbo: Ewo! U yabbing me stylishly abi? I'll catch u! As for ur brodamus, he carry? My logo na rags to riches o! Not riches to rag. Btwn! Na fine boy?

Now we are talking......

@subscribing for a post of Id's manager@

Let me do all the talking and the signing!

ignis: Am damn cold and freezing. What do I do?

Is ignis not a name of an electronic gadget....fridge or washing machine...something like that!

If its Song: KUKERE ALL THE WAY!

If its dance: Etighi

Abujafood has it then!

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]good so you believe in Shango also. hmm. .[/quote]He once lived of course....just like MKO lived and died...does it mean I believe(d) in MKO....


LOL!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]gats to pull out now people......laterz.[/quote]Dont spend too much time in the toilet....was told that the smell aint too good for the baby...
.
.
Later peepz!

Later peepz!

[quote author=D-Explorer]You see why men dey get one eye? You don dey provoke me, i no go tell you again to leave my girl's bra outta your post. You wan get left eye ni? [/quote]LOL....okay, no bra then!
LOL.....

lalaosky: lol..it is..ask dyt or tashamania.

Wetin person wey her bra dey fall sabi about ''sexy'', and tashamania, the name sef no sexy!

U see names like sweetmelon, shollypawpaw, cindyrella, cuddlemi, and d likes, u no call. No those otupoyoyos u dey call for ''sexy'' matter

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]hmmm, nice one bro..... I feel so shitty this morning![/quote]Thanks Sister, anything for you.
.
Fhuuuunn!

[quote author=D-Explorer]E don tey wey you don dey blackmail, na your last my case go be [/quote]I just pray her bra is in place when she opens the door...... ....cos I no go like temptation!

ATMC: i'm doing well so far, be with you soon...going out with my uncle now...
@lala and D-ex , later

To go see bado?

lalaosky: lol..just suggesting sexy names that would fit him..

So, LALA is sexy?...LMAO!

lalaosky: lol...what of lalaosky?.wont that be nice too?

You are the only bearing that....LOL!

[quote author=D-Explorer]Madam too trust me, e pain me say she no go give you transport money go your house *stay off those 3letters*[/quote]Pictures and clips and screenshots will speak louder!

Dyt: Lala ko
Alal ni

Ayo, d cold must v gotten 2 u real bad

Someone is keeping me warm here!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]now tell me, is she a nurse? Cuddlemii, I mean?[/quote]Yeah, she is....was asking her about pregnant women, and what should be done to make them feel good, coupled some rules guiding them within the period of 9 months!

lalaosky: his second name should be LALA.dont you think so?

Looking for twin brother on this project?

It aint gonna work!

Dyt: Have u taken whiskey dis mornin
He's 2months 2day duh

I said months na....yes 2months, 2 weeks and 2 days!

OLODO!

[quote author=gree-die]pot belly nah [/quote]

[quote author=D-Explorer]If i catch you on my babe case again, i go aluu wey be say CNN go come cover am [/quote]I will go report you to Madam that you are flirting with some girls at the backyard.....u no bribe me abi?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]at sweet sensations?[/quote]Its not me sweet sister.

Been at the gym since morning!

[quote author=.]Idowuogbo ( f ), Maria-Goretti ( f ), Oahray ( m ), D-Explorer , lalaosky , ATMC ( f ), Dyt ( f ), jay bee ( m ), gree-die ( f ), ayobase ( m )[/quote]Badooo, there is someone crushing on you off-offline o!
Hmmm!

ATMC: @idowuogbo, my uncle's by my side here and he says i should tell you he likes you

Let him sign up, and lets get the party started!

DAMN....speedyboi is in trouble!

[quote author=D-Explorer]I swear in the name of my former 6pack, i wouldn't do that [/quote]LOL.@former 6 pack....wetin e come be now....belle?