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Cuddlemii: UPDATE:

We still need 2 mistresses and 5 married women to complete this exercise.
Tell your friends, neighbors and loved ones. Invite your chat buddies too.

Ishilove: Very laughable, this coming from the man who wrote "Beginners guide to derailing threads: 101"

HumbledbYGrace: *blushing*

*skips about the room happily*

Redmosquito: Give me 50 before u stand up! U need to prove your strength

nacotic: This is a true eyewitness account of wot rily happened on dat fateful day, I was in d said forest duin my daily palmwine tapping cos its a kinda hobby 2me, i jst finished my rounds n was on my way home wen I noticed a very tall palm tree lookn vry fresh.
I wantd 2continue on ma way home n maybe com back 2moro but somtn kept me rooted n staring transfixed at d tree so since I had an extra gallon wit me I decided 2climb, I tuk a good luk around d forest n packed my bicycle cos av met more than one or two suspicious lukn characters in d forest recently, I unhinged my tools n fastened it on d tree makn sure twas secure bearing in mind dat d tree was unusually tall n a fall wld b fatal n started climbing.
I got to d top n took a gud look around cos d view was quite spectacular n noticed smoke rising not 2 faraway I tot twas maybe d locals burning somtn but I was wondering who wld come dis far into d forest, I continued wit my tapping but suddenly d forest tranquility was disturbed by a piercing scream dat broke my reverie n can only come 4rm som1 in serious danger, I was still shocked wen d scream came again dis time more alarming, I lukd around n saw 2 pple n a bike, I cldnt mk out dia features cos dey wia quite far den all of a sudden one of dem started running n I noticed twas a female n knew she was d one screaming! TO BE CONTINUED shortly....