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Smartie gurl: yeah! I wonder why Dxplorer did'nt woo Itsmodella as agreed. Waz curiously waiting to see him do his thing.

7pm 2day all the way!

Wassup ijebebe?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Go check the derailer's thread. The girl did not like any of them. No be us.[/quote]I wasn't actually expecting her to like any, but she chose the two. Good for her....my shollypawpaw....LOLZ!
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Can I beg you for something?

Sagamite: I am going to be a bit blunt here because of the exceptional circumstances (she pushed to be interviewed).

If she knew she was going to give such a light, evasively empty and boring interview, why was she in a rush to give one and asking to be interviewed?

Her interview really is detrimental to the thread.

She is just being plain...would you have preferred an interview with a lot of sermons and lies?
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I guess she is new here...next interview will be better!

Smartie gurl: yeah u are right. U did great last night you knw.

I did my part, and thats to grace the thread!

Smartie gurl: lolzz! Make Sholly no catch you dia o. *winks*

Dont worry bebe....sholly is been taken long time ago!
She is a full housewife!
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We only verbal-flirt sometimes!
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Happy new month there!

[quote author=Mynd_44]You wan make she curse you?[/quote]Lets wait for her Mynd....I WANNA KNOW!

tpia baby, can we?
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Free em mods!

CrazyMan: Make sure you bar all your doors and windows before engaging in such practice...or else people would think you've lost it, should they sight you displaying your weird behaviour from the window.

I just pictured ur imagination!

The dancing comes in handy almost everytime a particular track turns me on. Just like exercise....dancing, trowing puches, press ups, and d likes behind closed door!
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Always sweet....Onila u need to try one with me!

I gat ur points now.
Thanks for the break-down Sir.

I thought of those also my brother!

They way it works for goose might not be the way it works for gander, and with some factors you mentioned above.

Thanks!

Oahray: true. But too bad you are not sholly.

She can still be my shollyprecious na!

Smartie gurl: I give ayobase 80% cuz he's the guy that did the real thing here!! Ayobase u too much jare! U where so on point.

Thanks swthrt....just finished with ur interview....simple and sweet you are!
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Precious aight?
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All na for the fun sha!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I deny. I wrote the book on derailing 101.

FYI, you just became a derailer with this lil conversation.

**laughing**


Now I want to see Ayobase interviewed or else.......[/quote]Why una pour sand for my garri yesternite na!

Ishilove: Really??

Do you, Mynd_44, deny that in cahoots with freecocoa,190, sweetcocoa, uj_sizzle, ISHILOVE, ayobase and a host of others now at large, with mischievous intent, formed a group called "The NL Derailers Confraternity"??

Equation is now balanced!

RudySmith: I had something completely different in mind, but Uj_sizzle looked like she like poetry, so here is me trying 2 b *poetic*:

[b]They say it was the nairaland wooing challenge; but thinking about u like this feels so strange.
I practically don't know you; and here I am trying to woo you.

I read ur diary and understood u better; but meeting u 4 real is what I aim higher.
We will definitely b great friends; I can already picture it buddies on Nairaland.

one nighty (190) said he was on the motorway; ahahaha scared I guess he is running away.
but then again he is Nairaland #1 lady hater; so whatever he says shouldn't really matter.

I can picture him trying 2 find something to say; bla bla bla no better than what rhymZ wrote today.
R231 and dopemeji let some ladies down; no worries about me I'll be on top like ur crown.

They say we are in slot number 9; but between you and I it can only be prime time.
Then they changed it to slot number 8; the earlier the better so we can b mate.
Vicky took her time 2 choose Binger; but with us no time 2 waste Rudy is the winner.

I read somewhere that ur brother is ur rock; lucky him I just wanna b ur private doc.
care and nurse u whenever u r down; dance 4 u or act like a clown.

If we could turn into a cartoon character; u would be my Marge and I would b ur Homer.
No matter how clumsy I may ever be; always remember that U will be my #1 priority.

Brokoto and Oahray just won their slot; one thing for sure one nighty (190) cannot.
Damn!!! Last apostle oh no you DID NOT; that was really lame abeg commot.
Sexkillz is the winner what do we expect; these lines were priceless, respect.

Now 190 say he is sick and went into hiding, bro it's the fear of Rudy that had u all shaking.
Oh here he finally shows up after all the delay, take this poem away and study it for a brighter day.

But let me get back to what I came here for; Uj_sizzle and I wooing for just a little more.
I can taste ur essence sweet and gentle like the sun in Ryhad; feels wonderful like ur fingers on ur phone keypad.

Mtn is better in a particular spot in ur bed; let me join you there and try to get into your head.
you have 3 pillows every night for company; throw them all away and use the arms of Rudy.

How dare this guy left you for a football match; me I no do am u r my number one catch.
Most Nigerians in this world prioritize money; but with u by my side the aim is love for eternity.

Where would we b without God the divine; praying right now he said u should b mine.
He must give you the desires of ur heart; Rudy is the one and nothing can tear us apart.

In fact let's forget about this wooing challenge here; let me pick u up and we can just disappear.
but if you want us to start this beautiful love story; u have to do what's right and remember 2 choose ME.[/b]

100000000000000 likes.

ItsModella: yippees!!! I want to go on a test drive.

Causing problem btw friends wouldnt be cool....you know right?
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Im applying sticks to hold my eyelids from falling in love with each other here.....wanna see D-exp's lines before removing the sticks!

ItsModella: I swear, his is the realest I've seen so far.

Ayo, chop am jare

Thanks jare.....the bugatti is hanging now!

[quote author=gree-die]IF ITS NOT, then why the nb?[/quote]You too wan pour sand for my garri abi?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Ayo!!!!!! Too long jorh[/quote]A part for sholly and the other for NLers....no spoil my parolz na!

Redmosquito: Abeg summarize

Its not meant for you to read pls....park go one side joor!

chronique: Is treasureboy in d building? If yes,let me know so I can step down.

Either of u should drop jare....me wan sleep.
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Wanna know if Im gonna need to call her before I sleep or not.

Its been and being said that Love is unconditional. But its conditional here with me o. My reason of wooing you alone is conditional. Didn't you ask yourself why I didn't go for another.
Why you? Its conditional of course!

I do not know who you are. I do not even know what you look like (Many a time have I been checking to see ur PP, but....). Neither do I even know if you are a 'he' or a 'she'. NL could be foggy sometimes with respect to gender's palaver (lalaosky and.....). But despite all these, I can confidently say that you are simple and easy-to-be-pleased if understood. You love laughing. You don't plagiarise. You do stand your ground, and also DISS well when appropriate (I will never forget Siena's). You don't REALLY care about the opinions of others about you, rather its all about your instinct. And above all, you possess a very 'Beautiful Mind'. Have you watched that movie?

You are a typical testimony of ''don't judge a book by its cover,''.....that Christina Milan's line...can you remind me of that track's title pls?

Can you still remember our first encounter on NL in one of those freecocoa's. Remembering you is synonymous to remembering that encounter, and vice versa!

People say you are harsh and bad asz cos you are always blunt, uncompromising and no-Fvck-giving. Check out what D-exp even said, [quote author=D-Explorer].......D The regular wooing lines could be boring to Sholly and with these two guys, it's a hard-nut to crack..........but Sholly na another bitçh, she breaks swags and doesn't give a fuçk.......[/quote]And my reply was, ''I like am like that!''

This reminds me of the last debate in Romance section I graced. Why a woman that wouldn't sternly&sweetly correct her man when he goes wrong (uncompromisingness and bluntness are part of the criteria, and you possess them). But not the henpecked type though.
You knew I was so so against that motion from the very start. Didn't you?

You might have said and thought of many things the day I opted to wooing you. Oluwaniisola, Im not here to compete with whoever, or to impress you (its even hard to impress you) with poems and rhymes. And neither here to tell you how much I love you. Besides, this is not all about loving you, but knowing you better.

Im simply here to let you know what I feel, know and crave for about and in you.

And it wouldn't make much sense promising you what I will surely do, but you giving the chance to fulfill those promises is the only hurdle.

Oluwaniisola, you know that its just a difference of 6hrs. I can always use my evenings/nights to watch you sleep. Use my mid-nights to chat you up while you are preparing and at work. Making sure you have the worthiest lunch-breaks by sacrificing a part of my mornings (Im gonna make sure you don't choke due to my jokes while having your lunch). And making use of my afternoons to ensure that we talk about how your days were before retiring to bed.

Can I give you a call before turning in tonight?

NB (To NLers):
Gez you and I know the reason why I didn't say her eyes dazzles like the shining star, with a very soft, pouty and red lips, and such a pointed and sexy nose that calls for attentions. Her bosoms so glamorous and eyes popping even while in container let alone of.......
How could I have quickly forgotten to tell you about that black long hair that runs across her long, gracious and alluring nape down to the top of her bo.ot.y graced with tempted-to-touch hips. Where my baby is gonna be relaxing/suspended!
Her legs are so straight....hot legs?
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Ohh, she has a flat tommy.
Wetin I dey look for again. She is beautiful right from the inside. Radiation of beauty. Who no like better thing......Im simply describing based on what I saw in my dream days ago. She knows I dream a lot.

There is a reason why I no wan talk about this there. Her head no dey tey before e swell like buredi to jasi omi.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Sexkillz, do go ahead and challenge LAST APOSTLE wooing posted in his moniker. Please let AYOBASE and CHRONIQUE go ahead and POST their lines as well. Thanks! [/quote]See as cold catch me fa!

Slot 9?
Shollybebe, no vex if I sleep off.
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U suppose know sey I LOVE u WELL WELL.
Abi no be first come first serve again?
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I don dey sing for u since the past days o!

chronique: where is @ayobase n -treasureboy09?

Tell me if u don loosen up and out of business/serious section so that we can take this lady to the next level!
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U wanna replace me?

Pls, make una hold me so as not to post again after THIS VERY ONE, cos my MB go finish on top the next post o, and unit no dey my phone to carry on.
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If u see me post after this, then no woo be that o!

Shollypopz: Definitely Not

(POC, no be cry o)
Omo, see as sweat dey ooze comot for my forehead o....

@@Junior, pls pass me that face towel.....head buried btw my palms@@

Shollypopz: Lol, by now u should hv ur lines ready. Be as real as u can

Is that a yes bebe?