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Romance › Re: Whats ''UNROMANTIC'' About You? by ayobase(op): 7:51pm On Aug 17, 2012

rottenegg: What does an African have to do with romance? Doesn't register??

U just do d climbing and d de-climbing like that.....no shaking!
LOL!

Romance › Re: Whats ''UNROMANTIC'' About You? by ayobase(op): 7:48pm On Aug 17, 2012

ijebabe: What got me laughing was when she had to tap the window!

I was fiddling with the CD player though, and forgotten that I have locked up!

ijebabe: ......
I guess mine is rushing out to work in the morning, leaving him in bed with a quick 'bye' making him feel cheap and used

Not even a ''slight'' peck?

Romance › Re: Whats ''UNROMANTIC'' About You? by ayobase(op): 7:16pm On Aug 17, 2012

pendo89: I analyse a lot.I ask a lot of questions.I am extremely extremely wary and switch off very fast.

So u can leave him hanging at middle of the scenario....Hmmm....wahala go dey!

Romance › Re: Whats ''UNROMANTIC'' About You? by ayobase(op): 7:13pm On Aug 17, 2012

slimyem: Nothing is unromantic about me...
I'm romantic to the C!!!

Can u give him a french kiss in the ''public''?

Romance › Re: I Dont Understand My Mama Again by ayobase(m): 5:34pm On Aug 17, 2012

slimyem: pls move this thread to jokes section...!
Next please!!!

Romance › Re: Would You Ever Beat Up An Inciting Partner? by ayobase(m): 3:59pm On Aug 17, 2012

@Fresh dude.
If ur gelfrnd wouldnt flinch at any of those, then shift base.....u have to have a very loving, jealous and caring woman for those to work, unless.....
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I flinch when my gel does any of those....it shows that I LOVE HER and Im CONCERNED....it should be reciprocal!
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Ur analysis is simply meant for the ''freedom fighter''!

Romance › Whats ''UNROMANTIC'' About You? by ayobase(op): 1:04pm On Aug 17, 2012

I have known mine for years, but was made manifest 2 days ago.
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Opening and closing of door for lady.
A long time and VERY close female of mine came in to town last week...we decided to make out on Wednesday.
When I arrived at the bus-stop, I had the urge to go down, give her a hug and do the gentleman's stuff, but KAI....that one no follow for me at all.
She had to even tap the glass to notify me that the door is locked.
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Once she boarded, I asked her if she was expecting me to come do d gentleman's preamble, ''thats not what define a caring and loving man'' she said!
''Sincerely, I would have loved to, but jus aint my thing'' I said.
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Whats urs?

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Romance › Re: In Love With Her But Can't Stop Her To Tell Her. Advise by ayobase(m): 12:30pm On Aug 17, 2012

berem: baaadt gurl! Na ur advice be dat? @poster u need to gather plenty liver o! Just walk up to her and ask the usual question.....ermm! Sister do I know u from somewhere? I think ur face is familiar.do u live in oshodi? Bla bla bla! I tell you she is gonna respond.good luck!

Na with those lines ur now bf dey take nack u akapako?

Romance › Re: Would You Ever Beat Up An Inciting Partner? by ayobase(m): 12:25pm On Aug 17, 2012

seedord247: No try all this thing with akata girl oooo .

dem nor send at all, she go just log on to back page or craiglist to find one dope f*ck am.

U wey know!

Romance › Re: Would You Ever Beat Up An Inciting Partner? by ayobase(m): 10:43am On Aug 17, 2012

dare2think: ^^^^^

Your no 4 seem childish.
And your no 3 had been proven to have more devastating effect.

For a loving, jealous and caring wife, d No 4 in d sense that u are not sober and worried will give her concern, and d same applies to No 3.
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It does work, if not for everyone!

Romance › Re: In Love With Her But Can't Stop Her To Tell Her. Advise by ayobase(m): 9:29am On Aug 17, 2012

Idowuogbo: i will make sure dat face of his written off.

Ki lo fe fa gbogbo dede ne yen

Did u just speak ''egba'' there?

Phones › ... by ayobase(op): 9:26am On Aug 17, 2012*

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Christianity Etc › Re: * by ayobase(m): 9:20am On Aug 17, 2012

frosbel: Yes , nothing wrong with them.

Only a pervert will read perversion into these verses.

These were scripture condemning the wicked behaviour of the Israelites while in some other cases portraying the meaning and consequence of true Love.

Quite different from factual evidence that proves that some religions sanction paedophilia in the physical life and a brothel in paradise.

Can God ever stop blessing u?
NO!

Islam › Re: Hamburg: 1st German City To Recognize Muslim Holidays by ayobase(m): 8:43am On Aug 17, 2012

Dawdy: See d haters, I can see the sign of disappointment, U wil ever be dissapointed, Allah has spoken, “They want to extinguish Allah’s Light
with their mouths, but Allah will not
allow except that His Light should be
perfected even though the
disbelievers hate it”. [Al-Qur'an 9:32].

That was culled from the Holy Bible and remixed by Momo!

Celebrities › Re: Photo: Amazing Wizkid STAR Haircut by ayobase(m): 8:09am On Aug 17, 2012

afam4eva: Even haircuts make the frontpage, hmmm

How u wan make seun to dey get attention and 2cent click?
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Me no dey worry abt the poos on front page again!

Travel › Re: New U.K Immigration Rules !!!!!!! by ayobase(m): 7:10pm On Aug 16, 2012

Who cares with this leniency....
Its now dawning on them....Hmmm!
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How I wish people were like me!

Food › Re: What Do You First Notice About A Woman At The Marketplace? by ayobase(m): 7:03pm On Aug 16, 2012

Idowuogbo: Lmfaooooooo!!!!
U no me to well son!

Iya to sure....I trust yah!

Romance › Re: Would You Ever Beat Up An Inciting Partner? by ayobase(m): 6:55pm On Aug 16, 2012

Idowuogbo: list dem

1. Not eating her food....try enter the kitchen once in a while to cook.
2. Coming home early than usual to play with ur kids or to get urself busy with anything without indulging her.
3. It might not be easy, but try no to make any sexual move...try lock up!
4. Calling friends on phone to chat...u can laugh out as loud as u can!
5. Wear ur tie anyhow....don bother!
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.wetin again!
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Its not that u wont talk to her, but like an acquaintance!

Romance › Re: In Love With Her But Can't Stop Her To Tell Her. Advise by ayobase(m): 5:27pm On Aug 16, 2012

Idowuogbo: grab her yansh and run!!!!

On a serious note....wetin u go do if someone grabs/spanks ur yansh and run?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Us Longest-serving Female Inmate Freed After 49 Years by ayobase(m): 5:12pm On Aug 16, 2012

Writing a book in her name will go a long way for her when she's dead....that will be her legacy.
Else, na wasted life all the way!

Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid Or Davido Who Is Better? by ayobase(m): 5:03pm On Aug 16, 2012

Which kin comparison be that na.
Who is Davido, when Wizzy is sleeping?

Politics › Re: Ndigbo Won’t Revolt Against Jonathan In 2015 Said MASSOB by ayobase(m): 4:57pm On Aug 16, 2012

......but will revolt against any other candidate!

Family › Re: Gender Preference: Which One Will You Like As Your First Child? by ayobase(m): 4:52pm On Aug 16, 2012

MRbrownJAY: so long as a child is HEALTHY, who cares what sex he/she is.........

Ose!
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OP...howz the Engineering work and gez u have settled the UNCLADDING matter!

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