₦airaland Forum

sexiestharam: I hate washing croaker fish. The scales!!!OMG. I really wonder why that fish exist!!! Not that the fish is so sweet sef. I also hate washing cat-fish. It's so slimy!!!

sexiestharam: I hate washing croaker fish. The scales!!!OMG. I really wonder why that fish exist!!! Not that the fish is so sweet sef. I also hate washing cat-fish. It's so slimy!!!

dvdon: This is a tough one. Let me see *thinking* ok i think
1. i can't slap a soldjer for her
2. i won't spend on her frnds if i ask her out n she comes wif 10 more grls
3. i won't buy her *dido* if she asks for
And finally u grls won't lyk this,
4. i will neva give her a head job even if she decides to lick off d original colour frm my lolipop if u knw wat i mean.

jay bee: Willing to take mine from the front?

jay bee: Willing to take mine from the front?

Creamychic: lolz

I can never take an oath, turn away from christ(become a muslim) or take it from behind.

AmBeautiful: 1.Have an abortion.
2.Marry a muslim or atheist(or somebody other than a christian).
3.Commit crime.

slimyem: i hate frying fish...
The oil gets to splatter on me when i do...
So i dodge that part of cooking most of the time..
I'd rather not eat fish at all than have to fry it...
What's yours??

dabrake: I always disappoint them. The last one happened on her birthday and she was offering nine courses that semester. I bought her nine quality textbooks for her as a gift, wrapped them and surrendered them all to her. Some minute later, i got one of the worst blood boiling sms from her. Deep in my heart, i thought she would love it 'cause in the reversed case, i would be extremely happy.

ArQueBusieR: North-central Nigeria for now. You?

190: to the female nairalanders who condemn pre marital sex

if youve decided to keep your body for your future husband, i have also decided to keep my money for my future wife

no pre marital sex, no pre marital spending too..what is good for JANE Is also good for JOHN too

[s]nor be only una sabi start stup!d august threads[/s]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]She lost whatever respect she had for you the moment you cried. Your crying affirms that you deserved that slap for doing whatever it is you did to her. She needs someone to correct her, and not a cry baby. Crying in her presence also confirms your emotionally weak state.
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admitme: I could picture in my imagination how a grown up man like you would be crying for a woman. So pathetic

slimyem: excuse me??
Are you rapping or what??