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So Agbami FPSO and the likes have been dethroned!

MrHistorian:
Look at this handsome man who is about to mortgage his successful future for a 5 minutes(maximum) pleasure.

I don't know why people suspend the usage of their brain whenever they see....

Hi, I'm looking to have you periodically furnish a forum I currently moderate with quality content. The link is on my signature. Great incentives. Reach out if interested.

doctorkush:
My neighbors wife is always stealing my pants. Help!!

you need to start wearing boxer's shorts bro. most women don't like to steal or wear that one. lol

So I was less busy at work today and decided to go down the time on Nairaland. Of cause I didn't press the previous page button for over 2000 pages, I simply input the last page number: (0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) ... (2556) (2557) (2558) (2559) (2560) (of 2561 pages) as https://www.nairaland.com/links/2940
Alas, I saw the first nairaland post:
"Must We Make Love Every Day?" by Adogho as far back as 3:30pm on December 24, 2005.

There's a whole lot to laugh about in the comment and its great the see the uniqueness of the good old days where posts were undiluted and totally true. The author, Adogho even went as far as putting the girl's name "Maureen as well as his too "Don Ralph". Wherever he is at this time, I guess he's some some kinda star.

I laughed when I explored other posts like "Web Version of Yahoo, MSN and AOL Messenger at 1:35am On Dec 23, 2005
Explore and see the rest of the story for yourself "

https://www.nairaland.com/links/2560

givan:
Add me with my number; 9076131471

is this a us number? I cant find you here

givan:
Thanks. If you're serious with ur offer. Let's talk via telegram

I was about asking you the same. What's your telegram handle?

givan:
Internet fraud is fast evolving into conventional industry in Nigeria.

Before now, the US and their EU counterpart show intolerance to '419' scam perpetrated by Nigerian's and would at length to ensure justice.

But upon noticing the high rate of unemployment among in Nigeria and the sub saharan region in whole, they have relaxed laws so as to fuel our parasitic industry and greed in turn of getting whatsoever insurance that we would not be trooping into their territories to ruin their system just like we've ruin our shithole*

You should be a moderator on the forum on my signature. You can get paid for great write ups like these

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Wt is slay queen?
God help us n may d departd RIP
Police shd arest d killer


I miss ma alobam Nwamakpe hia

His incarnates reside here https://www.nairaland.com/4307084/what-known-nairaland-hilarious-username

Speaking of Nwaamaikpe, I wont be surprised to hear that his mouth finally got him in trouble. What still baffle me is how others like Drinklimca, softorgasm, Pocoohantas, Iamsin and the likes of the terrible monikers have decided to follow the same footsteps. By their Monikers, you will know them!

To all registered nairaland users, i'm sure we have all come across many usernames even to a point where we are able to match individual attributes and personality to a username, usually based on their comment history or how they address issues.

As a Nairaland user, obvious Administrators and moderators like seun (Creator of nairaland), lalasticlala, mynd44, tosyn2much, ben13 and the likes would definitely ring a bell based on their level of meaningful contributions and pushing posts worthwhile to front page.

However, Its not surprising to realise some usernames have been attributed to being hilarious, foolishness, spirituality, sex-dolls, snakes, meme enforcers, Romance stories, politics, to mention a few.
My friends and I came up with these lists. Oya check, laugh and add yours.

Seun - concise and comprehensive spiritual explanations
lalasticlala - snake-related story expert
Nwaamaikpe, Drinklimca - hasty irrelevant conclusions
Doctorkush - Romantic story lies
Tosyne2much - Masters in "10 reasons why" something something
Nobody - Noob saibot of Nairaland
Naijasinglegirl - Quality romance posts
NCANtaskforce - Name checkers as usual
LADYF and Co. - FTC Land grabbers. We are one all of them...

Feel free to add yours.
Let the list keep rolling



CC. mods seun lalasticlala
FP material here!

According to experts within the keyword and query specialities, here are the 10 things you should never ask Google:
Disclaimer: If you are ever in doubts, kindly read the head lines over again before reading further.


1. Blue Waffle: Its surprising to know that the image results for this search won't be some blue eggs and waffle but you'll see a photo of some diseased Instruments that has all the bumps, pus, bruising and blood that for a second, you get to imagine what went wrong in your search.

2. Tryphophobia:If you have ever had the hairs on the back of your neck stand up while looking at a cluster of small holes, then you may have trypophobia the term only recently surfaced But it seems that a significant number of people suffer from it.

3. Two girls one cup: Unlike the default expectation of seeing images of two girls holding a cup of ice cream each with a colorful ambience, All you get to see for this search is way off the censor especially considerig the fact that kids love ice cream and there is a likely chance that they get to utilize more of this keyword.

4. Pain Olympics: How much pain can you tolerate and are you willing to compete with other people for internet fame the pain?Imagine a set of derailed people that earn medals and fame for inflicting bodily harm on themselves. Pain Olympics is sponsored by the body Modification ensign who are willing to tightly tie and even cut off their own Instruments in order to win.

5. Lemon party: By googling the Keyword a lemon party you're graced with one of the original shocker websites where you see three men having a party.It can ruin the innocence even the most corrupted minds.

6. Skin conditions: This Keyword seems innocent enough and it probably gets searched hundreds if not thousands of times a day but if you click on images, you will be horrified at what you see in the results you're exposed to some of the most disgusting skin conditions on the planet.

7. Four girls finger paint: This is just as if not more traumatizing. You definitely see four girls finger painting but their choice of paint is their own feces and their canvas is their own naked bodies. Again if you value soft serve chocolate ice cream or your last meal then stay away?

8. Bedbugs on mattresses: If you do decideTo search this you'll want to throw out your old mattress immediately and drop a couple grand for a new one.

9. Tub Girl: Shock videos seem to love featuring faces in order to disgust and shock the viewer, You won't see a nice photo of a girl relaxing in a bathtub. Instead you'll see a girl underneath another girl getting a golden shower of feces. Eww!

10.Meat Spin: You might think that aspiring butchers or people looking for knives would be using this keyword for their searches. It is however horrific to see that the results included a man spinning his junk in a circle while fornicating with another guy you only see the action from the waist down.

Source:http://www.forumine.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=22
CC Seun, mynd44, lalsticlala. Lets educate the rest.

deelobe:
Wahala igo ni yo pa ala ice water. Is that your problem bro

Maybe when you explain what your problem is.

Congrats. The dude looks way younger tho

Currently looking to hear from a diversified view here. I'm currently in partnership with a team aimed at totally changing the medical experience in the society today. We are building an electronic-medical platform capable of remotely connecting a doctor with their patient via a web interface or mobile app at the comfort of their respective homes.

This currently is taking a lot of my time because I solely believe in its success (which got obvious right from the first day). We have a strong NDA policy so I will not be able to go into details.

Also, I moderate a page similar to nairaland but with a broader audience called forumine.com

Feel free to drop your websites showing your experiences, works, Opinion, and ideas.


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