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LightQueen:this story is very sweet, am read it somewhere before, keep rocking @Timmywriter |
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To be a webmaster is not a day job,.
i code and create a cool scripts website.,
Dating site, Entertainment site
though i might be using freenoom link but i thank God sha
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FRESH WEEKEND JOKES
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1.Nigeria's problem is Bigger than
One president, let try 2
presidents..
Atiku for morning duty and buhari for night duty
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2.I'm Just Wondering What Would Have
Happened To David When He Threw The Stone
And Goliath Dodge It
Brutality
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3.If i combine the trekking i trekked since I was 5yrs till
now...Bros I for don reach England.... Jus regretting it
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4.People who convert old stew to jollof rice hardly let go of the
past
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5.The only unconditional love is the love Africans have got for
#Black trousers.......... If u know u know
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6. Breaking News :
Short people have finally arrived in 2019..
They arrived dis evening...
Please lets welcome them
Thank God I'm Average
Meanwhile the fat ones are still in August 2018.. Raining
season
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7.No matter how cute you are, you will still looks like a goat
when eating sugarcane
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8.I Don't even know why we write exams because teachers
always ask us, "have you understand, we say yes."
Why can't they just believe us?
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9. #Akwa ibom lady Bride Price 20milion Naira.
A lady that will still pronounce JUNCTION as YOUNG JOHN
What Nonsense!
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10. Ladies if you pay rent alone but your man comes over
,walks around naked ,eats all your food.
That’s not a man ,that’s a rat !
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11. 5 boyfriends and you're still using Itel
My sister what did you gain
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12. A girl will buy something from you
She will open her big handbag, bring out a big purse
,opens the big purse and brings out a mini purse ,opens the
mini purse and brings out a small wallet ,opens the small
wallet,and opens four more zip, just to pay you, your
50naira.
Aunty please just stop it
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13. The HUSBAND OF A WITCH IS A WIZARD!
AND THEIR CHILDREN ARE WIZKIDS.
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14. Ugly is when you're smiling and Someone passing by
ask you sister who beat you
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15.You think you know everything
That line that divides the yansh....What is it called.?
1k for Who get it right.
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Good morning Nairalanders
How was your weekend
Love you all... |
Hello my Dear Sister Sosa993
Am now back to Nairaland now
hope I don't miss too much Sha
season greetings dear my sister
hope everything going smoothly
I have miss you alots ooo í ½í¸í ¾í´£í ¾í´£í ½í¸ |
Hello my dear Nairalanders, abeg pls no vex o, i would have post since all this day but i have some problem to solve that's why i stay offline, and am back now, pls am i wellcome. |
pabon:Okay thanks sir |
pabon:pls the address not found? |
pabon:oh, i will be glad, and pls how can i get the book sir. @pabon |
nastynic:awwwn, thanks bro, i realy appreciate, i do wanto try this one out, am not good in english, that's my problem. thanks for following...,, Dpeace |
http://Youdate.ml & naijagoal.wapkiz.com |
Mr Ozila & Sosa993 please come encourage ur new iwrite, and pls ozila wetin happen to 'ur site header, it make the whole body over viewing. |
DanDeeBoss:uhn uhn o, la human airtel i thought u be be4 ![]() |
DanDeeBoss:so you 're here too, ahah which kind of boss be this, e tired me o, lemme go sleep gan |
LightQueen:aaagsh aigoh lemme jor, too fast |
LightQueen:uhn uhn, hmmmmm my eyes is pushing me, @DanDeeBoss, u neva see what i see o, lemme go hide before she come back. |
@LightQueen
@DanDeeBoss
@Prudee
@Devilmaycry1
@Pabon
@Sosa993 pls come help 'ur bother inthe house o, update don show o. |
@LightQueen
@DanDeeBoss
@Prudee
@Devilmaycry1
@Pabon
@Sosa993 pls come help 'ur bother inthe house o, update don show o. |
they both ran inside, "my king, i have told you several time" he said as he walk with kunbi inside to palace, the king standup to change where he sit before. "so what's the solution now" king said,,,,, "i have told you that only solution we have is to find amara the her son" priest said,,,,, "ahah this will be hard o, where will i find them and true to be told, i never know her before" king said,,,, "you have to find her and his son, and the son is the ONE that my oracle point at, he's the only one that can save us from this problem." back to the city 3 weeks later, biodun and his mum were watching india series film, "mum" he said "what's it my son" my mum said and i wanted to ask her some question but she quickly throw me the look of don't kill me. "nothing ma" i said and walk to my bedroom, and i lock the door. i sat on my bed, thinking about the bluelight that keep approaching me, i don't even know either it's real or not, "all is real" i wanted to scream but can't find my voice............. |
Kunbi rush out to where all guards do park their horses, he just pick anyone ride through the back of the palace, and go straight to their socerer house, "knock knock knock" "who's that, who want to brake his/her grate grand father door" the priest said from other side. "is me kunbi" kunbi said. "oh my son, come in, what's the matter" he said "majudi group is here again, they have carry some our womens away and beats their husband, distory everything, " kunbi explain "oh, is that why you wanted to brake my door" he tease. the priest standup likewise kunbi did, and pick one or two things "are we ready" kunbi said "no ooh, i want to go ease myself idiot, you see me dress like this and you still asking me an irratative question, common get your buttom out. " he said, nonsense, he added, they both go out and climbed same horse that kunbi brought, they run back to palace as if some group of ghost is chasing them but before they get there, eveything as been settle, majudi group as gone. |
Episode 2 Sun Village here is king mane sit on his throne, he was about to standup, that was when one of his royal guard rush into the palace, "kuje how many time have told you to running in my palace" "your highness, sir sir, majudi group is here again, they have kill many of our soldiers" kuje said. "whaaat , come again" he frown"taa, they are are" he don't complete his words till he fainted, "oh, stupid guard" king said and walk to palace window, he look out to see that it's true.. "oh my GOD, what's my offence, what have i done," the king said then one of his queen interrupt him. "your highness, may you livelong, i guess maybe you should send for your socerers" she said. king mane look her up to down and nodded in yes, "call kunbi for me" king said. "alright" queen said and left to call the guard for him. "am here my king" he knee with one leg "go call harry for me" he roar |


