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1. Making Love Joke

Guys, don't kill yourself because because you want to satisfy her during sex. if she doesn't scream when making love to her, just bite her nipple. I hate stubborn girls.

2. Desperate For Sex joke

When guys are desperate for sex, you will hear them say: Let me rub only tip, let me brush the top. Today i just heard something new, "Please let me enter, i won't move.

3.  Sex Joke

Sex is stupid. Imagin moving backward and forward just for a small liquid to come out. Useless!

4. Doggy Style Joke

Sister, you are afraid of dogs but your favorite style is doggy. Madam clap for yourself, i have nothing to tell you.



5. Salary Joke

Lady standing in the bus: Your thing is touching me.

Man: Sorry it's my salary in my pocket.

Lady: I have been observing you, your salary has increased 5 times in the last 10 minute.

6. Unziping A Man's trouser Joke

Some girls can unzip a man trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. Madam, if thunder strike you now, people will start shouting Sango is wicked.

7. Bleep Him Joke

Wife: Honey you were so drunk last night that you insulted your boss and he fired you.

Husband: Bleep Him!

Wife: I already did and he said you can resume work on Monday.

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Bleep Him Joke

Wife: Honey you were so drunk last night that you insulted your boss and he fired you.

Husband: Bleep Him!

Unziping A Man's trouser Joke

Some girls can unzip a man trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. Madam, if thunder strike you now, people will start shouting Sango is wicked.

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Naija Short Jokes You Can't Read Without laughing


Struggling For Food At Naija Party Joke

That moment you are struggling for food at a Naija wedding and mistakenly disconnected the speaker wire with your leg.
Now all eyes are on you. You will just realise that you have bellefull under 3 seconds.

Naija Guy Joke

If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys!



Naija Student Joke

JSS 1: I want to be a Doctor.

SSS 1: I want to be a Lawyer.

10 Years Later: Contact me for your iTunes gift card for instant cash out.

Naija Girl Joke

When a Naija girl ask you for N50,000 and you gave her N100,000 instead. She will be like: "That baby, but don't forget the N50,000 i asked you.

Made It In Naija Joke

Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now speak French.

Born June Mama, Come On Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.

Naija Girls And Food

Some Naija girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what's her favourite animal and she will answer: "Roasted Chicken".

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New Funny Nigeria Joke Of The Week


Cheating Girlfriend Joke

No Nigeria girl cheats better than those living with their grandmother. Guys Beware.


Funny Forehead Kisses Joke

Forehead kisses are how Nigeria men absorb all the sense from you brains. Stay awake my sisters.


Breaking News Joke

Everyday we hear breaking news in Nigeria, so when will straight news arrive in Nigeria?


New Condom Joke

The kind of strength Nigeria men use in tearing condom, if they join it together, i swear we can use it to push Africa forward.


New Nigeria Girls Joke

First day your Nigeria girl leaves her top and towel at your place.

Second day, she leaves her shoe and jacket.

Third day, She leaves her makeup kits.

Congratulations my brother, you now have a new wife.


Nigeria Men Joke

So many Nigeria men are so quick to brag how many women they have slept with. Forgetting to mention how many minutes they lasted. Shior!


Nigeria Oil Joke

Seeing what Qatar and Saudi Arabia are doing with their oil money makes me wonder if Nigeria is selling coconut oil.


Advice to Nigeria Girls Joke

My sister, befor you hand over your breast to any Nigeria man, first check how he drinks pure water. #HealthTips

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