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xynerise:
I am always indifferent on issues such as this. This is one of the most controversial issues in the church.

ChildOfDoom:
A popular Nigerian pidgin adage goes: "Pikin wey go get head, na from small dem dey know".

it's been 7 years of waywardness. no sign of me changing my obnoxious lifestyle. I'm even getting worse. it has gotten to a stage that my life and health is being threatened.......

BlueRayDick:
Some TESCOM candidates had their final interview/documentation today( I'm guessing its a second batch). These are mostly people who had their oral interview last week. I suggest those who didn't get sms should go and check TESCOM office for the list.

Olumighty123:
Sniper is not an easy killer, it’s an organ eating ,liquid monster.

Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.

Ok…sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound.

When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you….Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir
You will have serious discharges from your nose…oh, it’s late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah…sniper must finish it’s job.

The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself …sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney….cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

They will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper…cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that’s how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital…but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is “regrets”.

You can see, it’s not an easy death.

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper…

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It’s only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.

You don’t wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

Adezain:
Most pple haven't gotten sms, I guess is stressful to send sms to everyone. But once your name is on d list, you will be attended to for documentation.

Adezain:
Tescom list 2 is out.....no dulling o. Go and check because not everyone gets sms

Mojisolaibrahim:
Drop your whatsapp line let me send you the PDF list

Degift:
08176698847

Holarwale01:
Many people received message today.
I think it's for documentation.

triplebaba:
Hello guys, when should we be expecting our letter of employment or appointment?

otipoju:
Na all these kain stupid questions dey make people think sey christians are stupid.

From the beginning of time, and before the manufacturing of condoms, societies have always found a way to do birth control. Wether by neutralizing the sperm with chemicals, the withdrawal method or by timing the ovulation cycle.

Sin is simply rebellion against God. Choosing to impregnate or not to impregnate your wife in itself, has nothing to do with rebelling against God.

Therefore, the story of Onan must be understood for what it is and in the proper context. Onan had a duty to perform as a kinsman but did not carry out the obligation he voluntarily signed up for.

According to custom...he could have politely refused jejely and let the woman move on with her life by marrying another kinsman or a non relation altogether. Instead, Onan chose to cheat the system ny using a simple trick

First, he dishonored and betrayed his brother, and second he kept stealing from the innocent woman by enjoying her body but repeatedly failing to fulfill his part of the bargain to continue his brother's line by impregnating the woman.

He thought he was smart but the God sees everything and fights for widows executed justice on him for his wickedness.

Fire is neither good nor bad...its just fire! but when you deliberately use fire to burn down your neighbours house...then you are the wicked one and not the fire .