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Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by ayomidis(m): 10:54pm On Nov 01, 2012
switdick: If I persist,would beyonce operate on me??.....I'd like2knw o so I can continue....LoL
well that deal is not 4 u...but...lemme see »ehrmm|l!¡ Ok u knw wat...talk to her if its ok by her then all u'll av to do is make ur bid...highest bid get the take home-but if i may ask wat part of u needs to be operated on
Beync: I will call police
haa! Why
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by ayomidis(m): 9:05pm On Nov 01, 2012
HQ: Hmmmm. Can any of the nurses do errm. . . .umm, you know . . ."Home Treatment". undecided
we dont give home treatment..but if u ud pay us off then we'ud b willing to make an xception..so if u agree with the terms then u can go ahead with ur selection..»ljust b careful so that u wnt sign away ur bank accnt l«
switdick: *stares@her big lips while she emanates facial frustration from her already demented ego* grin chai ndo naw biko..adim sorry,LoLstill waving her bye from afar!!..ma beyonce kiss

@topic,divine beauty" cool
mr switdeek we are giving u the last warning the next time u mess arround with one of our finest docs...we ud sedate u and giff u a sexual rearangement surgery..i got my eyes on u
Beync: *thinking about what to do to him*
dnt worry jharre we ud deal with him our self just let us know if he tries to assault u again...so whose next on ur scheldule to come under d knife
switdick: wasn't high when I sucked your b.reast though...@topic,still fin.gering her,this time, from a distance with both her legs tied apart ..eewww .grin
this guy should b locked up far far far away from where human beings are.. .we are so sorry miss fairygeh we ud deal with him as soon as we get our hands on him
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by ayomidis(m): 8:19am On Nov 01, 2012
Jhy gud for u o...*kicks him out* Next
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by ayomidis(m): 8:15am On Nov 01, 2012
undecided
HQ: ^ Erh? Say What? shocked

Ah, I travelled o. embarassed cheesy
thats the point u tink u are travellin when u are still in here

i tink u are getting better so lets discuss out side

#hushed tones# wich of those nurses wud u like
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by ayomidis(m): 9:54pm On Oct 31, 2012
Oh my God! HQ u are not yet through with ur dose. beync i tink we need to refer him refer him for serious tests...

And as for jhy ..beync i leave him in ur capable hands
PhonesRe: What Would You Do With A 200GB Data Plan In 1 Month? by ayomidis(m): 7:28pm On Oct 31, 2012
Panshow: I'll use it to chat on 2go.
u better start thinking big 2go of all places
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by ayomidis(m): 7:12pm On Oct 31, 2012
Humm! Impressive u are over qualified...but it seems as though "jhy" your patient here seems to be dis-ilusiond about the operation and as we both know the survival of a patient depends on his state of his mind so u can lecture him on his probs an wat part of him would b gettin attention so that he can stop thinking with with his "phallus" it wnt be any way er0tic would it?...good luck doc...i'll be monitoring his progress
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by ayomidis(m): 11:34am On Oct 31, 2012
Ask her to 9icely and innocently bring out the certificates(s) qualifying her for the post of the head surgeon b4 giving her d go ahead.to perform
EducationRe: Unilag 2012/2013 Post UTME/ Admissions (part III) by ayomidis(m): 1:11pm On Oct 30, 2012
Please could any 1 help me out with d course code for "archi" and is the whole tin smtn where u hav choices for desired course

and 13 days to resumtion any news about the hostels... I need ans AsAp
RomanceRe: Silly Things You've Done To Please Your Lady by ayomidis(m): 5:51pm On Oct 25, 2012
Wow wonderful posts could not help laughing my theeth off ..me av not reached that stage of going sily
Idowuogbo: and u d last born of a tortoise felt d need to quote me abi? undecided undecided undecided undecided
always here or there abusing this one or that one every time.taking every post as though ur life depends on it.. .sista i kinda njoy it o..but ur own 2mch.. .NOTICE: dont tink i'll reply you when i happen to be d next on ur yab list
FoodRe: Maggie E-book by ayomidis(m): 9:01pm On Oct 22, 2012
Please i would also like a copy my e mail-alukoayomide@ymail.com
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do If U Were In My Shoes by ayomidis(op): 9:32pm On Oct 16, 2012
Loldest
Jokes EtcWhat Would You Do If U Were In My Shoes by ayomidis(op): 8:33am On Oct 16, 2012
I just ate a meal of 800 naira in an Aluu restaurant....and only now did i realise that i left my wallet at home!!
What should i do :-(
Jokes EtcWhat Would You Do If U Were In My Shoes by ayomidis(op): 8:19am On Oct 16, 2012
I just ate a meal of 800 naira in an Aluu restaurant....and only now did i realise that i left my wallet at home!!
What should i do :-(
Jokes EtcGirls Are Not Impressed By U Tooth Paste, Clothes Makes A Man Come See Argument by ayomidis(op): 10:53pm On Oct 15, 2012
U too u wan see argument abi...BUHAAAAAAAHAHAHAA..Yee

Jokes EtcRe: Never Underestimate The Importance Of BRA by ayomidis(m): 10:46pm On Oct 15, 2012
U self u try e be like say u get BRAin
RomanceRe: The Story Of My Love Life by ayomidis(m): 9:02pm On Oct 13, 2012
Mimicue come and continue noow! B4 somebody gets angry :->
RomanceRe: The Story Of My Love Life by ayomidis(m): 12:05pm On Oct 12, 2012
[center]i wonder why some pipl cannot just shut their trap..ehnn u av read it b4 u av watched it why dnt u shut up and get out silently and stop lookin 4 undue recognition@ op please dont mind them just continue with ur story[/center]
Jokes EtcRe: Fairy Tale by ayomidis(m): 2:03pm On Sep 19, 2012
Haha ha loldest
Jokes EtcRe: Ah Beg Wich Of The Following Words Is Correct by ayomidis(op): 1:57pm On Sep 19, 2012
mormoni: U triedt small @poster




Vote for me as the next secretary general of PROJAN
Jokes EtcRe: Ah Beg Wich Of The Following Words Is Correct by ayomidis(op): 9:54am On Sep 19, 2012
dopeJemi: @ op, 4 ur mind nw, na u create dis insult nw abi undecided wat z wrong wiv people huh Mtcheww! U can do beta dan dis,der r plenty of picturez were u can copy tins 4rm dat people av nt cin
i dnt tink i wrote my name under it as the authour but i was so amused wen i saw it and decided to share it so bros go park well >>>><
Jokes EtcAh Beg Wich Of The Following Words Is Correct by ayomidis(op): 7:35pm On Sep 18, 2012
This is This cat
This is Is cat
This is How cat
This is To cat
This is Keep cat
This is An cat
This is Old cat
This is Fool cat
This is Busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the third words from d top..
RomanceRe: In Luv With My Husband's Sister by ayomidis(m): 4:57pm On Sep 14, 2012
my dear sista i can see that u are so lost(no offence meant) and if i read it right u said God say we should not judge that same God said some other things...b4 i go into those thank God u av seen both organs in male and female u ud notice dat d master designer(God) made the organs to couple..any thing short of dat is wrong and demonic dont let the devil be-cloud your mind there is no other word than that its wrong
now let me drive it into ur head that u can on no account divorce ur husband cos u hav made a pledge on ur wedding day that only death can rip u both apart u were both welded on d day of ur wedding and are now 1 flesh and God witnessed recognises only that wedding
further more the reason why sodom and gomorah was destroyed was for their homosextuality coupled with other sins God could not believe that pipl comited that kind of sin he had to come down here to check, even though that was the eve of their destructn they still wanted to have their way with the visitors dat lot had to offer his daughters to the men of sodom..(pardon my story please) but if u continue with ur relationship then u are heading for destruction, so my advice is simple shun the woman drawing u to trouble stick to ur husband find love for him in your heart.and let Jesus into ur heart he is the solution to all problems
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson & Mzbel Fight For Ice-Prince by ayomidis(m): 12:34am On Sep 08, 2012
SmoothCrim: Alien Compliance Order... When we kicked all Nigerians out of GHana...


Basically we called you an Alien!!Told you to comply!! And ordered you out of Ghana!!!


It will happen again!! wink wink wink
dat must hav happened in ur dreams nigerians wont go dat low ...and u knw it kickaaboom!
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson & Mzbel Fight For Ice-Prince by ayomidis(m): 12:20am On Sep 08, 2012
Has any body heard of ghana must go?...pls explain 2 him how his fathers cleaned my shoe b 4 i sent them away
EducationRe: Unilag 2012/2013 Post UTME/ Admissions (part III) by ayomidis(m): 5:43pm On Aug 31, 2012
unity234: Hostel accomodations is now open 4 applicatns.
get ur hostel card at Ecobank for N500.
.
If u apply and didnt get a hostel.
Hostel space are available for sale.
.
If u need someone to share payment for a hostel space,
or someone to scot wit for a little pay call:

O8O* 2772 * 9437
PING: 210482A2
please whats d nxt step afta screening...and where do we pay the fees...and does buyin d eco bank card concern us ...pls reply o m in far away ibadan and dnt know wat nxt afta screening pls put me through...
EducationRe: Futminna 2012/2013 Aspirants, Lets Meet Here. by ayomidis(m): 11:11am On Jul 21, 2012
the SHERIFF: guyz, pls d site is openin, bt d 2nd choice checkin portal is still bad. i still cant check ma result.plzzzzzzzzzzzzz
me too

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