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switdick: If I persist,would beyonce operate on me??.....I'd like2knw o so I can continue....LoLwell that deal is not 4 u...but...lemme see »ehrmm|l!¡ Ok u knw wat...talk to her if its ok by her then all u'll av to do is make ur bid...highest bid get the take home-but if i may ask wat part of u needs to be operated on Beync: I will call policehaa! Why |
HQ: Hmmmm. Can any of the nurses do errm. . . .umm, you know . . ."Home Treatment".we dont give home treatment..but if u ud pay us off then we'ud b willing to make an xception..so if u agree with the terms then u can go ahead with ur selection..»ljust b careful so that u wnt sign away ur bank accnt l« switdick: *stares@her big lips while she emanates facial frustration from her already demented ego*mr switdeek we are giving u the last warning the next time u mess arround with one of our finest docs...we ud sedate u and giff u a sexual rearangement surgery..i got my eyes on u Beync: *thinking about what to do to him*dnt worry jharre we ud deal with him our self just let us know if he tries to assault u again...so whose next on ur scheldule to come under d knife switdick: wasn't high when I sucked your b.reast though...@topic,still fin.gering her,this time, from a distance with both her legs tied apart ..eewww .this guy should b locked up far far far away from where human beings are.. .we are so sorry miss fairygeh we ud deal with him as soon as we get our hands on him |
Jhy gud for u o...*kicks him out* Next |
![]() HQ: ^ Erh? Say What?thats the point u tink u are travellin when u are still in here i tink u are getting better so lets discuss out side #hushed tones# wich of those nurses wud u like |
Oh my God! HQ u are not yet through with ur dose. beync i tink we need to refer him refer him for serious tests... And as for jhy ..beync i leave him in ur capable hands |
Panshow: I'll use it to chat on 2go.u better start thinking big 2go of all places |
Humm! Impressive u are over qualified...but it seems as though "jhy" your patient here seems to be dis-ilusiond about the operation and as we both know the survival of a patient depends on his state of his mind so u can lecture him on his probs an wat part of him would b gettin attention so that he can stop thinking with with his "phallus" it wnt be any way er0tic would it?...good luck doc...i'll be monitoring his progress |
Ask her to 9icely and innocently bring out the certificates(s) qualifying her for the post of the head surgeon b4 giving her d go ahead.to perform |
Please could any 1 help me out with d course code for "archi" and is the whole tin smtn where u hav choices for desired course and 13 days to resumtion any news about the hostels... I need ans AsAp |
Wow wonderful posts could not help laughing my theeth off ..me av not reached that stage of going sily Idowuogbo: and u d last born of a tortoise felt d need to quote me abi?always here or there abusing this one or that one every time.taking every post as though ur life depends on it.. .sista i kinda njoy it o..but ur own 2mch.. .NOTICE: dont tink i'll reply you when i happen to be d next on ur yab list |
Please i would also like a copy my e mail-alukoayomide@ymail.com |
Loldest |
I just ate a meal of 800 naira in an Aluu restaurant....and only now did i realise that i left my wallet at home!! What should i do :-( |
I just ate a meal of 800 naira in an Aluu restaurant....and only now did i realise that i left my wallet at home!! What should i do :-( |
U too u wan see argument abi...BUHAAAAAAAHAHAHAA..Yee
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U self u try e be like say u get BRAin |
Mimicue come and continue noow! B4 somebody gets angry :-> |
[center]i wonder why some pipl cannot just shut their trap..ehnn u av read it b4 u av watched it why dnt u shut up and get out silently and stop lookin 4 undue recognition@ op please dont mind them just continue with ur story[/center] |
Haha ha loldest |
mormoni: U triedt small @poster |
dopeJemi: @ op, 4 ur mind nw, na u create dis insult nw abii dnt tink i wrote my name under it as the authour but i was so amused wen i saw it and decided to share it so bros go park well >>>>< |
This is This cat This is Is cat This is How cat This is To cat This is Keep cat This is An cat This is Old cat This is Fool cat This is Busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the third words from d top.. |
my dear sista i can see that u are so lost(no offence meant) and if i read it right u said God say we should not judge that same God said some other things...b4 i go into those thank God u av seen both organs in male and female u ud notice dat d master designer(God) made the organs to couple..any thing short of dat is wrong and demonic dont let the devil be-cloud your mind there is no other word than that its wrong now let me drive it into ur head that u can on no account divorce ur husband cos u hav made a pledge on ur wedding day that only death can rip u both apart u were both welded on d day of ur wedding and are now 1 flesh and God witnessed recognises only that wedding further more the reason why sodom and gomorah was destroyed was for their homosextuality coupled with other sins God could not believe that pipl comited that kind of sin he had to come down here to check, even though that was the eve of their destructn they still wanted to have their way with the visitors dat lot had to offer his daughters to the men of sodom..(pardon my story please) but if u continue with ur relationship then u are heading for destruction, so my advice is simple shun the woman drawing u to trouble stick to ur husband find love for him in your heart.and let Jesus into ur heart he is the solution to all problems |
SmoothCrim: Alien Compliance Order... When we kicked all Nigerians out of GHana...dat must hav happened in ur dreams nigerians wont go dat low ...and u knw it kickaaboom! |
Has any body heard of ghana must go?...pls explain 2 him how his fathers cleaned my shoe b 4 i sent them away |
unity234: Hostel accomodations is now open 4 applicatns.please whats d nxt step afta screening...and where do we pay the fees...and does buyin d eco bank card concern us ...pls reply o m in far away ibadan and dnt know wat nxt afta screening pls put me through... |
the SHERIFF: guyz, pls d site is openin, bt d 2nd choice checkin portal is still bad. i still cant check ma result.plzzzzzzzzzzzzzme too |

chai ndo naw biko..adim sorry,LoL

Mtcheww! U can do beta dan dis,der r plenty of picturez were u can copy tins 4rm dat people av nt cin