Abdul Adam56: I wil take her 2 mr biggs,2 buy ice cream nd chickens,nd i will come back 2 eat tuwo nd miyan kuka.

albacete:

how does it taste?

shedyman: She desperately asked for airtime, I sent her expecting an appreciation call, when it did'nt come after few minutes I decided on calling her only for my call to be on waiting. Added 1 and 1 and figured out she was calling a dude with my airtime. Things we do for love.

Mrs.Chima:


This is a classic example of a fool loving a fool.

Saint Ozone: Bak den in skul,my rummate usually take his bitch to mr biggs,only to cum bak late in d nyte disturbin my peaceful slp and askin if I could lend him sum garri to soak.

fresh_dude: Hahahaha, did he ever pay back??

190-the-clown:
I can swim across oceans, fight the deadliest of lions
climb mountains like aragon in the lord of the rings, go to aluu community to steal a goat for a woman i love



But






I WILL NEVER BUY THE WOMAN I LOVE RECHARGE CARD - NEVER

Royal Roy: Ripping my parents off just to throw her a birthday bash! Borrowing money to go spend weekend with a woman. Sh*t, I don mumu for love before o!

Idowuogbo:
and u d last born of a tortoise felt d need to quote me abi?

Honeybeauty: omg! U guys ave finished we ladies. Wot about wot we (d ladies)do 2 pls u guy huh?

what else can u ladies offer other than to.to

sirwilli: wey back 2003/2004 Exam in between Faculty of Arts and social science... I was in the Exam hall... Too bad to reason, women and they heart break...

Mrkuvuki: Things I've done...I dunno which ones more stupid,i count her period better than she does,if she's ill and trys 2 vomit..I let her vomit in my hands...she thinks I'm crazy,her friends say I'm ador!able

frankcimc:

Lol.make you no feel stupid man na LOVE, For me everyday i dey write poem for am oo even thou i still dey struggle to get D for GCE after many yrs wey i don try.

Koolking:

Chei! This was very messy dude. Might as well be your most embarrassing moment. How did you face the dad (in your secret joint)? Babes don't appreciate us men for who we are. It's pathetic.

Mrs.Chima:


This is a classic example of a fool loving a fool.

Donlouise: my guy I turn stammerer immediately, after d man finished interogating me na so e carry me go meet my mum 4 house mumsy give me d beating of my life dat day , wen my dad hear d tori na so him begin laff .