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TV/Movies / If Squid Game The Movie Was Made In Lagos by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 12:29pm On Jul 30, 2022 |
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Jokes Etc / Emotional Experience From Hell by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 9:12pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
It was a Saturday afternoon, 3:30 AM to be precise. The Lagos sun was finessing it’s way into my bone and soul. While I was trekking and vibing to Wizkid’s playlist through Ikoyi link bridge. Since Lagos state government have banned okada, there is no way I won’t use my legs as a means of transportation. The cloud was bright, The water under the bridge was so wild and fresh and wonderful that my heart sings with joy from the music I was listening to from my AirPods. Until I saw yansh. The yansh looked like a foreign breed that just came out of a cold room. It was like paradise. It was doing me like if I don’t follow it, I might never enter heaven. People often say “chase your dreams”. I never really had a dream until that day. If I had that kind of motivation when I was preparing for my JAMB exams, I wouldn’t have scored 161. I was walking fast to approach the lady. I don’t really have a pick up line that snapped hard but I was ready to risk it all. I finally walked and reached my destination. I approached the lady. It’s not like she is beautiful like that. I’m kuku not in love with the face of her, I’m only in love with her yansh. That was the exact pick up line I used for the lady, with hope that I’ll get her number. Me: “hanty, hanty wait” The Lady: “Good afternoon” Me: “Good afternoon, I don’t want to waste your time. So I’m going to talk as fast as possible” The Lady: “Okay, what is it ?” Me: “I’ve seen yansh before but yours is a discovery. I’m in love with the structure of it” The Lady: “Are you mad ?” Me: “hanty, calm down. It’s not like you’re fine like that sef. But that one doesn’t matter. I’m in love with your yansh. Not the face of you.” After series of conversations, I thought she was just trying to play hard girl until she slapped me and I feel deep into the big lagoon. I don’t know how to s Visit The Website To Read The Full Story https://crackko.com/emotional-experience-from-hell/ |
Jokes Etc / How To Make A Man Cry by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 6:33pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
They said real men don’t cry. But they didn’t tell you that they were lying? Real men cry. Most especially the Alpha males. You just have to know their soft spots and attack. Here’s a detailed guide on how to make a man cry. 1. Disrespect and insult his parent Usually, the man’s emotions will begin with anger. He could literally tear you into pieces. But slowly, his anger will turn into sadness and tears will start dropping out. 2. Offer to be his sex buddy and then ghost him One of the biggest sexual fantasies men have is having a friend with benefit. As a guy, if a girl offers to be friends with benefits, I’d be the happiest guy in the world. But when you ghost on him, it’d make him feel like he lost his precious gem in life. 3. Transfer money from his bank and delete the alert This one is the most painful thing you can ever do to a man. Three things are precious to men. And that is; money, credit alert, and money. 4. Make him starve They said good food is the key to a man’s heart. Without food, both the heart, and its owner will starve, beg, and cry. Click The Link Below To Continue Reading https://crackko.com/how-to-make-a-man-cry/ Visit Crackko For More Stories www.crackko.com |
Romance / I've Been Reading This Blog For An Hour Now. I Just Dey Laugh Like Mumu Since by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 2:30pm On Jun 27, 2022 |
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Jokes Etc / This Blog Has Me Laughing Hard Since Morning � by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 12:41pm On Jun 25, 2022 |
This blog writes the best entertaining African stories. Ever since i visited the website, it always feel like i'm addicted to it lol You can check it out too lol www.crackko.com
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Celebrities / The Bank Robbery! by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 3:09pm On Oct 22, 2021 |
In this life, Any how you may see it, Sapa will always show face and Fatai will always be Fatai. He just wants to survive. Fatai And His Robbery Squad At The Bank Robbery Operation**[center][/center] Fatai: Everybody Lie Down. I say lie down!! Fatai: I go shoot una papa oo!!! Read the full content on the blog. I promise you'll love it. If you don't love it i will send your data bck to you grin https://crackko.com/the-bank-robbery/ Visit crackko for amazing contents www.crackko.com
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Jokes Etc / The Bank Robbery! by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 3:00pm On Oct 22, 2021 |
In this life, Any how you may see it, Sapa will always show face and Fatai will always be Fatai. He just wants to survive. Fatai And His Robbery Squad At The Bank Robbery Operation**[center][/center] Fatai: Everybody Lie Down. I say lie down!! Fatai: I go shoot una papa oo!!! Read the full content on the blog. I promise you'll love it. If you don't love it i will send your data bck to you https://crackko.com/the-bank-robbery/ Visit crackko for amazing contents www.crackko.com
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Jokes Etc / Re: I've Been Reading This Blog For An Hour Now. I'm Just Laughing Like Mumu Since by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 8:01pm On Oct 11, 2021 |
malomo66x: how was it ? |
Romance / How Pure Is Your Mind ? Take This Quiz by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 8:48pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
It’s easy to convince someone that your mind is not dirty. But deep down, you know say nobody holy. Do you want to argue ? Oya take this quiz. https://crackko.com/quiz-how-pure-is-your-mind/ For more contents like this, Visit Crackko https://crackko.com/ |
TV/Movies / Re: I've Been Reading This Blog For An Hour Now. I Just Dey Laugh Like Mumu Since by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 8:12pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Bestie01: Which kain sub you dey do boss ?? Na 100 naira sub i dey use sha |
TV/Movies / I've Been Reading This Blog For An Hour Now. I Just Dey Laugh Like Mumu Since by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 7:52pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Omo this blog is so sweet and mad. If you're feeling bored, just visit the blog. You go laugh tire www.crackko.com this is the one that made my dad ask if everything is okay because i was laughing like mumu https://crackko.com/big-brother-oshodi/
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Celebrities / Re: I Have Been Reading This Blog For An Hour Now. I'm Just Laughing Like Mumu Since by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 7:45pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
nifemi25: no wahala boss. Make you let m know if you laugh abi you no laugh |
Celebrities / Re: I Have Been Reading This Blog For An Hour Now. I'm Just Laughing Like Mumu Since by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 7:44pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
nosiebaba: if you no laugh make i bend no forget to post your feedback sha |
Romance / I've Been Reading This Blog For An Hour Now. I Just Dey Laugh Like Mumu Since by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 7:41pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Omo this blog is so sweet and mad. If you're feeling bored, just visit the blog. You go laugh tire www.crackko.com this is the one that made my dad ask why if everything is okay because i was laughing out loud https://crackko.com/big-brother-oshodi/
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Celebrities / I Have Been Reading This Blog For An Hour Now. I'm Just Laughing Like Mumu Since by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 7:09pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Omo this blog is so sweet and mad. If you're feeling bored, just visit the blog. You go laugh tire www.crackko.com this is the one that made my dad ask why if everything is okay because i was laughing out loud ehn https://crackko.com/big-brother-oshodi/
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Jokes Etc / I've Been Reading This Blog For An Hour Now. I'm Just Laughing Like Mumu Since by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 5:33pm On Oct 09, 2021 |
Omo this blog is so sweet and mad If you're feeling bored, just visit the blog. You go laugh tire www.crackko.com this is the one that made my dad ask why if everything is okay because i was laughing out loud https://crackko.com/big-brother-oshodi/
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Pets / Re: Cat Owners Association Of Nairaland by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 10:49am On Sep 15, 2021 |
adjoviomole: Do you still have kittens available ? |
Jokes Etc / Sapalation: The Interference Of Sapa�. by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 10:27am On Aug 16, 2021 |
Check This funny Content out on Crackko . I promise You Will Love It https://crackko.com/sapalation-the-interference-of-sapa/ Visit Crackko For More Amazing Funny Content www.crackko.com
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Jokes Etc / List: 5 Things You Can Relate To When Downloading Stuffs From Illegal Websites by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 9:06am On Aug 14, 2021 |
A lot of us has gone through these shits when trying to download stuffs from an illegal website . Sometimes you might get tempted to view it and BOOM!! Wahala Check it out here. https://crackko.com/list-5-things-you-can-relate-to-when-downloading-stuffs-from-illegal-websites/ Visit Crackko For More Amazing Funny Contents. www.crackko.com |
Jokes Etc / 5 Signs That Clearly Shows That Someone Is Pressing Your Mumu Button by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 4:31pm On Aug 13, 2021 |
No matter how long you have been holding that hard to get title, A day will come when you will happily give the title out for the serious ones. Here are 5 sure signs that shows that someone is already pressing your mumu button. 1 When You Are Always On The phone With That One Person for Hours Normally, You don’t even like picking phone calls but that person will make you start counting how many times passed by with talking to each other. 2 When Your Other Half Says Lame Stuffs But You Laugh So Hard Normally if someone else says the same thing you will wipe the person cord. But it is what it is… 3 You Start Smiling When You Stare At Their Pictures This is where the ment starts from. Check out the rest here https://crackko.com/5-signs-that-clearly-shows-that-someone-is-pressing-your-mumu-button/ Visit Crackko For More Amazing Funny Contents! www.crackko.com |
Jokes Etc / 10 Things Broke People Say To Avoid Shalaye by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 9:19am On Jun 07, 2021 |
1. I Don't Like Iphone, It Is Too Popular. 2. Babe I Love Your Hair Natural 3. I Prefer Fan Ice To Coldstone 4. Tokubo Items Is Better than New ones 5. Na Three Days Soup Dey Sweet Pass Check cracko to read the full list. https://crackko.com/list-10-things-broke-people-say-to-avoid-shalaye/ Visit Crackko for more mazing contents. www.crackko.com |
Jokes Etc / Story | Vacation Wahala In France by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 9:35pm On May 16, 2021 |
My story is long but i’ll still start with an introduction. My name is Fatai and people call me Fineboyfatai because i’m a spec. I shocked my village people when i won a lottery and they gave me chance to go to France. When i reached France airport, i showed the people there that Ibadan boys too are on point. Fatai, a chief executive mechanic is chopping life in France. Ko por ke ?? Who thou sayeth it is not surplus ??�� Read the rest of the story on Crackko https://crackko.com/vacation-wahala-in-france/ Visit Crackko For More Amazing Contents. www.crackko.com |
Jokes Etc / 5 Situations You Can Relate To If You Ever Went To A Nigerian Secondary School by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 2:44pm On May 15, 2021 |
Nigerian schools really brought us lots of memories we can reminisce to after graduating. In school, there’s always a situation you’ll find yourself if you ever went to a typical Nigerian Secondary school. Check it out on the site. https://crackko.com/list-5-situations-you-can-relate-to-when-studying-in-a-typical-nigerian-secondary-school/ Visit Crackko for more amazing contents www.crackko.com |
Jokes Etc / How Pure Is Your Mind ? - Quiz by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 3:08pm On May 10, 2021 |
It’s easy to convince someone that your mind is not dirty. But deep down, you know say nobody holy. Do you want to argue ? Oya take this quiz. https://crackko.com/quiz-how-pure-is-your-mind/ For more contents like this, Visit Crackko https://crackko.com/
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Jokes Etc / Hookup Gone Wrong! by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 11:14am On May 09, 2021 |
I was just checking social media when someone posted a girl’s picture on Whatsapp and said she’s available for hookup. And one of my biggest weakness is seeing big yansh. I can sell our family land because of yansh. That was how I collected the babe number oh. We started chatting and we fixed the date for her to come and do freaky freaky. A day before we met I have already drank monkey tail. I drank paraga I was getting ready for the friendly match. Fast forward to the day the girl came….. Read the full story on Crackko� https://crackko.com/hookup-gone-wrong/ Visit Crackko for more amazing fun contents� https://crackko.com/ |
Career / Check Out Naija Hustle Series By Gossipnaija | Made By Nigerians For Nigerians. by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 7:02pm On Dec 08, 2020 |
Naija Hustle is a weekly series presented to you by GossipNaija. By Nigerians for Nigerians. The stories on this series reflects on the Experience Nigerians have on their work life. This is a place where Nigerians share their hustle story to motivate people in any way it can. People share how hard they strive to make a living. And their experience working in our country Nigeria. New Episodes drops every Friday at 9pm. Only at GossipNaija. Check out the episodes on the series that we have dropped guys... https://www.gossipnaija.com.ng/naija-hustle/ Also visit GossipNaija for more viral buzz contents right on your screen. www.gossipnaija.com.ng
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Jokes Etc / Pull Out Game Gone Wrong | Hilarious List By Demo UK by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 10:45am On Nov 29, 2020 |
This One is for the self-acclaimed Odogwu’s in the house boasting around about how their pull out game is so strong. Lot’s of guys can relate to this. Check on it below https://www.gossipnaija.com.ng/pull-out-game-gone-wronghilarious-list-by-demo-uk/ view more amazing contents from www.gossipnaija.com.ng |
Computer Market / Re: All Laptops Motherboard Available In Lagos Nigeria by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 12:35pm On Sep 19, 2020 |
How much is Acer aspire one D250 motherboard ? |
Forum Games / Take This Poll To Find Out Who Might Probably Win This Year Bbnaija by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 5:30pm On Sep 11, 2020 |
Big Brother Naija Season five is almost coming to an end. The viewers of the show already have choosen their winner, However we can’t be sure of who might win this year’s show. Partake in this poll Quiz to vote for your favourite housemate. Tap on the link to take the quiz. https://www.gossipnaija.com.ng/snax_poll/take-this-poll-to-find-out-who-might-probably-win-this-year-bbnaija/ More Amazing contents at www.gossipnaija.com.ng |
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Music/Radio / Now That You’ve Listened To The Album, Do You Think Burnaboy Can Win The Grammys by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 10:46pm On Sep 03, 2020 |
It’s been up to two weeks since Burna Boy released his anticipated album “Twice As Tall”. Ever since the release of the album, people have started making talks around social media platforms about how far the chances of winning the Grammys for his album will be. Burna Boy thrilled his fans with his Album, “Twice As Tall” which consist’s of 15 tracks and in no doubt was a banger. Burna came twice as tall as named on his album since he lost the Grammys to music legend Angelique Kidjo which made his previous album “African Giant” nominated. we are all hoping for Burna Boy to win the Grammy awards this time as it will make us Nigerians proud. Now that you’ve had a chance to listen to “Twice As Tall”, you should have an opinion on this. So guys… Does Burna Boy Stand A Chance At The Grammys? Credit:- https://www.gossipnaija.com.ng/now-that-youve-listened-to-the-album-what-are-the-chances-of-burna-boy-winning-the-grammy-awards/ Read more contents @ www.gossipnaija.com.ng
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Celebrities / Lady Designs Boyfriend’s ‘dick’ On Her Birthday Cake As She Shows Off Sucking S by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 6:59pm On Aug 20, 2020 |
A birthday celebrant recently made her guests howl with laughter at her party, after she grabbed her ‘gbola’ cake and began sucking it. The young lady was presented with the realistic-looking birthday cake at her party, which had a massive erected ‘gbola’ attached to it. Read more with pictures and videos below https://www.gossipnaija.com.ng/viral-lady-designs-boyfriends-gbola-on-her-birthday-cake-as-she-shows-off-sucking-skills-video/ Read more contents at www.gossipnaija.com.ng |
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