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Food › Re: Food Price Changes In Nigeria Under Tinubu (2023–2026) by ayorwizz(m): 9:29am On Jun 03

Dotherightthing:
Nonsense false data

A crate of egg is 5k

Na you dey lay the eggs? I have never bought any less that #6,500 in recent times

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Celebrate Arsenal's Champions League Loss by ayorwizz(m): 10:17am On May 31

Ekaka14:
We no get beef with Arsenal bottling company o...its just that, "whatever a man sows that shall he wear also".
We sympathised with them and tolerated them for 22 years when they were Struggling to win EPL ...after they won, instead of enjoying their "Corner-FC" and "Goal-keeper bullying" inspired win in peace, they started taunting us again o...where we dey jeje dey lick our wounds this season...naim we sef go lay ambush for them yesterday...and Chakam!!...the trap catch rabbit wey go Final of UEFA to go park tons of trailers after scoring a goal in the 6th minutes....we sef come see say ahhhhh.....so these people don dey admire mourhino since ...yet they were mocking us for all those years we "parked" and won titles.
Anyway, streets around the world go quite for this whole week until worldcup fever come deliver them from the trolling wey dem ignite...
All the same, we love Arsenal, we love the peace this morning ...and ww love the vawulence

Typed a lot of nonsense to make less sense.

I notice say Chelsea dey fear Arsenal gon 😂

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Sports › Re: AFCON: Super Eagles Suffer Major Blow As Chelle Confirms Nwabali Injury by ayorwizz(m): 10:37am On Dec 31, 2025

Jeezuzpick:
Lol......I've probably been watching football before you were born.

The first world cup I watched featured Paolo Rossi of Italy.

I was watching the English Premier League when Fashanu was still playing.

The show was called "Big League SOCCER" and featured all the leagues on the globe.

'Nuff said.

Sports › Re: AFCON: Super Eagles Suffer Major Blow As Chelle Confirms Nwabali Injury by ayorwizz(m): 9:05am On Dec 31, 2025

Jeezuzpick:
Lol......I've probably been watching football before you were born.

The first world cup I watched featured Paolo Rossi of Italy.

I was watching the English Premier League when Fashanu was still playing.

The show was called "Big League SOCCER" and featured all the leagues on the globe.

'Nuff said.

All these genZs and nonsense talks. If you are as smart as you portray yourself to be, then you should know that since time immemorial, players have been feigning injuries and sicknesses to avoid matches. And be found out later.

Tevez is a typical example. Neymar is..even more recently your current balon d'or winner.

But you decided to say a lot without making any type of sense. Like I said, I won't take someone who calls FOOTBALL soccer serious.

Sports › Re: AFCON: Super Eagles Suffer Major Blow As Chelle Confirms Nwabali Injury by ayorwizz(m): 8:21am On Dec 30, 2025

Jeezuzpick:
So you can feign injury so well that it shows up in a scan?

Soccer is so high stakes, they don't play around, bruh!

you just start to dey watch ball?

Can't even take someone who calls it SOCCER serious anyways

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace: EFL Cup (1 (8) - (7) 1) - On 23rd December 2025 by ayorwizz(m): 7:42am On Dec 24, 2025

ibtommy:
You are my problem.oya, talk ya own. You no dey gree. I go commot you for here. My own mod no dey take nonsense

Calm down oga Mod, your problem pass wetin I fit cause. Just answer simple question. You go dey attend to your problems in the future, e no dey run.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace: EFL Cup (1 (8) - (7) 1) - On 23rd December 2025 by ayorwizz(m): 7:40am On Dec 24, 2025

geoworldedu:
If statement eh

Arsenal can't win the league whenever they are leading the table by December. It has happened four times already, this is the fifth time and they will lose it as usual.

Answer simple question na. Which of the options go be your excuse? Arsenal na the best team abi City bottle am? E no go fit reach that time make English con dey change

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace: EFL Cup (1 (8) - (7) 1) - On 23rd December 2025 by ayorwizz(m): 12:03am On Dec 24, 2025

ibtommy:
This Arsenal team and conceding late goals...This needs to be addressed. If uou need peace of mind, better don't watch their matches or you develop heart attack one day and kpai yourself. Na only dem dey create injuries for? On top that, na own goals be their saviour. Man City go clip una wings next week. It's obvious you guys have nothing really to offer than your initial gragra

So if come May, Arsenal win the league. Shey una go talk say na them be the most brilliant team for the prem or Man City bottle am.

Choose your problem wisely, I dey curious to know.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace: EFL Cup (1 (8) - (7) 1) - On 23rd December 2025 by ayorwizz(m): 11:59pm On Dec 23, 2025

ibtommy:
One day, monkey go go market he no go return. Una better find solution to una poor performance. Conceding late goals is not a good thing title contenders. It only shows how weak they could be for

When Liverpool dey score late winners early this season, all of una say na champions mentality.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace: EFL Cup (1 (8) - (7) 1) - On 23rd December 2025 by ayorwizz(m): 10:52pm On Dec 23, 2025

Sonofgod1990:
Arsenal think say benching thier key players will make them to retain the first on the table before January. Without knowing that man City will collect table from them dis week

I just dey pity arsenal fans

Okay Brighton go win for Emirates but City go win for Forest abi?
Abeg stake am show workings jare. You be octopus regen.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace: EFL Cup (1 (8) - (7) 1) - On 23rd December 2025 by ayorwizz(m): 10:49pm On Dec 23, 2025

Sonofgod1990:
For own goal?

They count am? 🤔

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Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Finest Nickname You Have Ever Heard? by ayorwizz(m): 7:56am On Sep 11, 2025

ravensckar:
Then, you must know either FEELING BUOYA or D-ZANGA.

I'm not in MCB though, but if I tell you my own nickname for school, you go know me. And I like to remain anonymous. At least on this forum. Make you no come go cast me.

Those are my boys. Make I no cast self, you probably would know me as well.

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Finest Nickname You Have Ever Heard? by ayorwizz(m): 2:29pm On Sep 10, 2025

ravensckar:
Yeah! I did my first degree in GREAT IFE!

You know any of the name on that list?

MCB?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 5th April 2025 by ayorwizz(m): 8:33am On Apr 06, 2025

highness25:
I'm not a noise maker. I'm more of a private person. I don't have to prove anything to you.

Yet you made mention of it on a national platform.

Private person indeed. Online gangsta lol

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 5th April 2025 by ayorwizz(m): 3:48pm On Apr 05, 2025

highness25:
I'm staking this game with 1,000,000 for Madrid to win and it's that simple.

Post the ticket when you do.

Online gangsta lol

Celebrities › Re: Actor Nkubi & His Wife Celebrate Their Daughter Soromtochukwu As She Clocks 1 Yr by ayorwizz(m): 10:51pm On Mar 25, 2025

Forget all those grammar

You self know say Nkubi ba bad person.

E no need this things wen he do 🤭

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester City (2 - 2) On 7th December 2024 by ayorwizz(m): 6:42pm On Dec 07, 2024

Amerengues2:
Lol. You have selective amnesia! A lot can happen next season.

Four-out-four is huge! It's only normal to lose the league. Else, shouldn't everyone be ashamed if CITY wins for rhe straight 5th time.

Leave my CITY jare!

So "una" don dey humble? 🤔

And "UNA" in quote cause I refuse to believe there are city fans

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (2 - 5) On 30th November 2024 by ayorwizz(m): 7:37pm On Nov 30, 2024

DeeScan:
i forsee a fulltime draw ..

lets see who's gonna cry at the end ..

If e sure for you stake am.

Show slip.. no be cho cho cho

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Politics › Re: The Fun City Awka being constructed by Gov Soludo on final stag(video & Photos) by ayorwizz(m): 10:11am On Nov 26, 2024

Bestmanfornow:
We understand post of those that can't afford it, that their governor is brainwashing with high IGR with nothing to show for

let them keep fooling themselves. The state is not even in top ten revenues generated in the country. Let’s put aside the fact that the country in general is not even doing anything close to that. But what do I know. Lot of people like to come online to display an arrogant level of ignorance. Or maybe herd mentality??

Politics › Re: The Fun City Awka being constructed by Gov Soludo on final stag(video & Photos) by ayorwizz(m): 9:33am On Nov 26, 2024

Fun City… for this kain time. Abeg what’s fun about your city? Leemahu

Politics › Re: I Won’t Rest Until Nigerians Feel Economic Impact – Tinubu by ayorwizz(m): 9:25am On Nov 26, 2024

Ah…… why this thing sound like threat like this. God abeg oh 🥹🤲🏽

Romance › Re: Man Cancels A Date Because She Wouldn’t Send Money For His Haircut: Thought? by ayorwizz(m): 10:14pm On Nov 25, 2024

Magnoliaa:
Materialistic men everywhere with no iota of value to bring to the table. Wokeness and redpill have destroyed all the good values our fathers used to have when dating back in the days.

The gigolo with a shrivelled dick did her a world of good as it's obvious he's only coming to leech off her. That's the only thing in the chicken brain of these modern males. I'm sure she'll find another homely, submissive, virginal and virtuous man she'll be a protective Queen to.

Hair cut na "materialistic and leech"

If na naija, e no enter 2k oh.

This your grammar no too much for just 2k like this? 🤔

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atalanta Vs Arsenal: UCL (0 - 0) - On 19th September 2034 by ayorwizz(m): 7:46am On Sep 20, 2024

City draw even with Haaland, talks no plenty like this.

Arsenal draw, una come out with full force dey talk plenty rubbish. Against Europa cup winner oh. Atalanta score 3 against Leverkusen oh.

This same Arsenal wey no fit score goals supposedly don score 6, concede just 1 for the prem. Yet without an outright striker. But una no go ever talk true

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Politics › Re: Protesters Already Gathered At The MKO Abiola Stadium In Abuja. by ayorwizz(m): 11:01am On Aug 01, 2024

MisterIntegrity:
Please assist me to survive this moment; it's very critical and I have lost all hope. There are lots of challenges from one problem to another. I haven't gotten another job, and to eat or even TP to follow up on my appointments is hard. I'm really depressed. Assist me for God's sake. God bless you more.
Acct numb:
0 0 2 4 8 6 9 3 2 3 Access Bank
Tunde Olaoluwa.

Channel this energy to the protest. Stop begging.

We all are facing the same thing. You are nit special

My phone number is 0 7 0 1 5 6 4 7 5 5 3.
If you are in Lagos, please invite me for lunch. I am extremely hungry. I ate my remaining rice yesterday morning. I do not have garri; I would have soaked and drunk it. Please help me.

Politics › Re: Paying ₦‎30,000 Was A Struggle, I Cannot Pay ₦‎70,000 - Inuwa Yahaya by ayorwizz(m): 8:53pm On Jul 31, 2024

Gadafii:
majority of abia people don't depend on minimum wage, they are mostly traders and business men and women, unlike gombe..

There are more poor and jobless people in gombe than abia shey you know?

Foolish talk. Does minimum wage has anything to do with people's productivity?

Try dey read sometimes na

Romance › Re: What's The Hype Behind The Game Of Chess? (Pic) by ayorwizz(m): 11:19am On Jun 07, 2024

Jashub:
Playing 32 pieces on 64 squares is a game meant for the super intelligent . Not the commoners you'd find in Ludo or other ridiculous games like ayo and checkers

What would you say about draughts then? I mean the local one

Or even Ayo olopon? Make it make sense please

Politics › Re: Shock, Disbelief As Benue IDP Camp Records 200 Babies A Month by ayorwizz(m): 11:08am On Jun 07, 2024

dangotesmummy:
In that type of traumatic situation they still get time and mental strength to fvck? And now bring or socialize babies into that type of mentally, morally and psychologically abusive and toxic environment.

By the way I thought that the IDP camp is an open place,they na for public them dey fvck each other?

Wonders

You go dey whine priq and obough matter? 🤔

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by ayorwizz(m): 1:13pm On Apr 25, 2024

tuzle:
Men I am irritated by this Liverpool team. How the hell was this team called a title contender? Like how can u lose so poorly twice in 3 league games. The players look so lifeless. I wonder why Nunez always start. That guy is as useless as anything I have ever seen. I would even prefer giroud now over Nunez.

Giroud to Nunez. The disrespect on Giroud though

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (5 - 0) On 23rd April 2024 by ayorwizz(m): 9:58pm On Apr 23, 2024

flexyrule:
Kai Havertz is a weak player!

Chelsea scored 6 against Everton, does that make them a great team in this their current form?

If he was that spectacular, why didn't he score against Bayern?

He is just getting support from experienced players. Nothing much!

you sound foolish

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Romance › Re: My wife personally bought the cloth(10) for me to be wearing at evenings (photos by ayorwizz(m): 11:10am On Jan 07, 2024

Tell your wife to work on her vocabulary first.

"I AM" not "AM"

Na wa ooo

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