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Sports › Re: Maradona: Matuidi’s Stamp Worse Than Suarez Bite by ayorwizz(m): 10:57am On Jul 02, 2014
omar22: Are you serious?

Yaya Toure is more marketable than both players mentioned above, Andre Ayew is more marketable than Benzema in France, then you mentioned Pogba compared to Rodriguez, Martinez and Falcao. Please market wise France in nowhere in the position to influence FIFA's finances, Germany/English yes but France hell no
Bro, ayew more marketable dan benzema? In france? .....lol., u nid to stop smoking woteva it is u are.
Sports › Re: Maradona: Matuidi’s Stamp Worse Than Suarez Bite by ayorwizz(m): 10:39am On Jul 02, 2014
mrfineboy: Abi ooo... A neighbour just bought a dog. Guess the name he gave the Dog...............

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Erhmm....fineboy?
Celebrities › Re: Which Nigeria Rapper/hip Hop Artist Wil U Ban 4 One Year by ayorwizz(m): 6:28am On Jul 02, 2014
cheguevera: . VIC O SHOULD BE BANNED FOR EVER.... THE NIGGA IS A FUCKIN LEGEND
Yh, true...his wackness is truly legendury. He shld be banned frm anytn musical
Even whistling
Celebrities › Re: Which Nigeria Rapper/hip Hop Artist Wil U Ban 4 One Year by ayorwizz(m): 6:27am On Jul 02, 2014
cheguevera: . VIC O SHOULD BE BANNED FOR EVER.... THE NIGGA IS A FUCKIN LEGEND
Yh, true...his wackness is truly legendury
Romance › Re: Open Letter To My Future Wife. by ayorwizz(m): 10:36pm On Jul 01, 2014
[quote author=Ike~lips]Dear husband

Love can also be wicked like brick and lace said. You will never fight to make love if you promise to take me shoppings. First problem is that we don't have a borehole at home, and fetching water from the stream is painful. I have been walking through a storm since Nigeria has lot the match and my father will not let us rest with his insults. When will you come and take me? Please i hope that forever chocolate is 10cartons of lunch bars smiley

Your eager future wife

PS Are you abroad?[/quote]*sleep clears from eyes* Epic!!
Nne, u just made my nyt
Romance › Re: Woman Arrested For Calling Her Ex-boyfriend 77,000 Times In A Week by ayorwizz(m): 5:08pm On Jul 01, 2014
Meanwhyl...who was doin the counting seff *curious*
Romance › Re: Woman Arrested For Calling Her Ex-boyfriend 77,000 Times In A Week by ayorwizz(m): 5:07pm On Jul 01, 2014
She should be jailed seff......she be extremist...lol, her type can kill
Politics › Re: Omisore Eating Guguru (Popcorn) In Market Square by ayorwizz(m): 5:04pm On Jul 01, 2014
Feed me more: I pity Nigerians, i really do.
Baby'm.....bhet why? *in thick ibo accent*
Celebrities › Re: Which Nigeria Rapper/hip Hop Artist Wil U Ban 4 One Year by ayorwizz(m): 3:07pm On Jul 01, 2014
Anyone heard of Vic-O? Dude shld be banned for lyk...eva
Celebrities › Re: SPOTTED: Willow Smith & Kylie Jenner Looking So Fashionable. See Photos! by ayorwizz(m): 2:55pm On Jul 01, 2014
Can someone pls feed dis willow abi wiklow of a girl b4 she evaporates......
Heartbreakers? Lol.....d only tin dat would be breaking soon is dat willow chick if she's nt fed up well
Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo Slams Football Fans For Criticizing Yobo's Own Goal by ayorwizz(m): 1:20pm On Jul 01, 2014
Abeg dis one shld park jhor......always trying hard to be in the news.

Didn't her mama teach her that it is razz to always reply everything.......anhanh!
Acting like one mgbeke *smh*
Sports › Re: Alex Song And Cameroon Under Investigation For Match Fixing In Brazil by ayorwizz(m): 1:15pm On Jul 01, 2014
Even if dey didn't "fix"....shey cameroon want to qualify b4 ni? Mtcheww

Abeg, swerve to the next topic jhor
Family › Re: Reasons Not To Compare Your Kids With Others by ayorwizz(m): 9:08am On Jul 01, 2014
fabiano09: its REVERSE not RESERVE,no wonder ur parents compared u.
*faints*
Family › Re: Reasons Not To Compare Your Kids With Others by ayorwizz(m): 9:03am On Jul 01, 2014
Lol...I dnt think dis can be taken away from african parents, nigerian parents precisely.
of which, it gets to a point where it doesn't work anymore coz the kid tend to grow thick-skinned to it. Compare from now till Jesus come, na wetin hin go do he go still do.
Family › Re: When Should Parents Let Teenagers Make Their Own Decisions? by ayorwizz(m): 8:55am On Jul 01, 2014
I believe a teenager, as soon as he/she hits the mid-teen age, say 15, can definitely distinguish btw a right and wrong decision. Teenagers at such age would know if wot he/she is doing or about to do would affect either positively or negatively, the only thing parents should be concerned about is how to curb dem from giving in to peer pressure and not forcing decisions on them.
Mostly, kids that are controlled too much by their parents tend to explore to the extreme, any little form of freedom they get..which in most tyms end up badly
Romance › Re: Macho Man Or Slim Guy by ayorwizz(m): 10:37pm On Jun 30, 2014
nikkypearl: Owk undecided huh...but if u are handsum,pls back off!I don't do handsum guys!
*check my dp again* okay, I tink am uglee enuff for you
Oya gimme kissing sharp sharp
Sports › Re: Nigeria Can Beat France Today, But Should Be Wary Of The Quarter-final Curse!!! by ayorwizz(m): 12:52pm On Jun 30, 2014
Ayoswit: i had revelation 2nite where Stephen Keshi was lying flat on d ground after a man inform of Stephen gerrard score fourth goal against SE. there was confusion & disarray in d defense of d SE. we nid to pray serious
Hmmm......Aunty Ayo, tuaile for u *both hands raised* lol..namesake be dropping it lyk its hawt
But erhmm........dat ur dream myt be for next world cup, coz na france we dey play, nt england. Except if le coq don borrow steven.G sha.

Meanwyl, I'd be here #Observing
Sports › Re: Top Ten Most Handsome Players In Brazil by ayorwizz(m): 12:14pm On Jun 30, 2014
bastien: in other words He is fair abi?
Isn't it obvious, bruh?
Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Agree To Go Out On A Date With Him? by ayorwizz(m): 11:11pm On Jun 29, 2014
temigracie: ...its only a stewpid and cwazy man dat ll exchange words with a woman...shows dat u dont have work atall...if u dont mind,i have beta things to attend to....if u quote me again,it shows dat u r jobless idiot afterall....
Lol...."Stewpid"? "Cwazy"? Kilon jebe? And yh, I dnt work at dis time, its too late. Plus, u call dis an exchange of words? Nah, sweety, its a conversation.
And don't be disrespectful, its razz.....oh wait, I forgot u r one of dem. Meanwhile, enjoy ur nyt...don't think about me too much.
#winks
Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Agree To Go Out On A Date With Him? by ayorwizz(m): 10:53pm On Jun 29, 2014
temigracie: ....u sound like one broke ass guy....he dey pain u because one gurl don turn to mugu b4 abi?.....honesty,u r a**hole for real
Lmao....broke bottom's got me cracking....I rili wnt say am high up dere sha, buh wot I knw for sure is dat trippin ur hungry-bottom-sharwama-beggin-fingerlicking-self wnt be a problem. Dat would be lyk d least of God's blessings on me....lol
Buh still, I won't want to be an a**hole, so hug it out....c'mon *smiles*
Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Agree To Go Out On A Date With Him? by ayorwizz(m): 10:22pm On Jun 29, 2014
temigracie: silence dey say is d best answer for a f**l.......i have nothing to say to d likes of u.....abeg oooo,wetin dey pain u now oooo....u need to get a life for real...
Anti...fara buruku bale.......u are sounding pained alredi...a brudah's just airing his own views ok? Dats why its a forum, u dig? And truth be told, u shld b d one getting a life and stop being a "sharwama chick"
Lol, buh on a ril, dnt make me feel like an a**hole...*gimme a hug*
Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Agree To Go Out On A Date With Him? by ayorwizz(m): 10:04pm On Jun 29, 2014
temigracie: oga wizzy abi wetin dem dey call u..i don come complain for ur house b4 ni??.....
Anti grace abi temi, which one?.......kip "choping" it, sha dnt cme and open a thread here about how silly guys are, wen one of dem eventually gets ur "chop-and-clean-mouth" scopes.....o ye e? Coz I'd so be here to remind u *smirks*
Meanwyl #PeazOut
Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Agree To Go Out On A Date With Him? by ayorwizz(m): 9:56pm On Jun 29, 2014
temigracie: well, if he get d kind quality i dey look for.....if he meet atleast 7/10.....if d manner of approach s very mature....i might consider goin out on a date wif him....but if he turns out to b one crazy guy,i fit go out on a date just to chop his money....dats for me ooo
Chop his money enh? Is dat wot u do?.......people like u are d ones dt wnt allow us "hear word" wen boys f**k u up *smh*
Romance › Re: Is This A Relationship? by ayorwizz(m): 9:48pm On Jun 29, 2014
Bia OP, wot are u saying seff? Coz d way u "constructed" dis ur writeup, only ur kinds would understand o, #NoOffence

Plus, d "trying to seduce u" part, wot in heaven's name does dat even mean. *smh*

Anywyz, I believe u fully understand d whole tin well, so u alredi knw d ryt decisions to take #Peace
Romance › Re: My First Experience With A Girl by ayorwizz(m): 8:47pm On Jun 29, 2014
Yagaa! Oshey OP omo mi.......
Buh dnt lie, u like it abi u didn't lyk it enh? Tell d truth and shame d devil o




Lol.....enhenh, I knw u liked it ojare, I tot u'd lie ni.......Anywyz sha comman continue *in my thick yoruba accent*
*cross legs with toothpick in my mouth*
Romance › Re: Who's your Nairaland Crush? by ayorwizz(m): 8:37pm On Jun 29, 2014
Cecediva: cool cool
May I loff u too? *puppyface*
Romance › Re: Why Cross-Gender Friendships Don't Work by ayorwizz(m): 8:18pm On Jun 29, 2014
Buh on a ril tho'....God punish any form of zoning sha, ontop wetin?
Plus shoutoout to dem ladies dat go "I prefer keeping male friends to female ones, dey cme wit less drama"...lol, wash.....all of us knw say na Ash*wo syndrome dey worry una
Lastly, my girl is only allowed to av 3 male besties, the father, the son and the holy spirit, shikena *in my "lock-up" face*
Romance › Re: Why Cross-Gender Friendships Don't Work by ayorwizz(m): 8:05pm On Jun 29, 2014
dyt babe: Holla
We them boys
Holaa holla
We making .....
*wiz khalifas voice*
We making noise....holla! Holla holla holla! Holla! *doing my crunk dance*
*fistbump* babes....u correct like nike

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