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RomanceRe: Ask For The Eatery Or Dating Location. Some Boys Are Either Broke, Senseless. by ayorwizz(m): 9:03am On Dec 12, 2023
The audacity to "bambiala" with pride, na im burst my brain sha lmao

Okay oh.. Beggi Beggi aunty, we Don hear your advice 😂😂
PoliticsRe: Police Officer Accused Of Getting Drunk While On Duty (Photos, Video) by ayorwizz(m): 12:07pm On Sep 29, 2022
SIMONEKPA7:
smiley
Nigerians are just been stupid, must you video everything and post? shey if the man loose him job now you will be happy.
I hope you got video one day and posted in your worst behaviour
You're either trolling, or sense is very far from you.

Either ways, you are one of the problems of this nation and I pray God gives you wisdom to quit this public display of ignorance.
AgricultureRe: Just Killed This Animal But Don't Know It's Name. by ayorwizz(m): 11:36am On Apr 07, 2020
MzTunechi:
look at it well, its a she-goat
Amotekun ni lipsrsealed
CareerRe: What My Younger Brother Did With Car Tires (Photos) by ayorwizz(m): 11:32am On Apr 07, 2020
Very impressive.

But looks like he's been at it even before now.

Great work, still!
SportsRe: Ronaldo Takes Selfie With Fan Who Stormed The Pitch During Juventus Game by ayorwizz(m): 10:15pm On Oct 26, 2018
Ayoswit:
Oyibo sef. Some of my naija bros would have quietly whispered in his ear "guy abeg dis na my bank account number, just channel some money for me abeg, our govt don use hardship kill us, abeg bros no fail me" grin
Lmao...you're not a serious person!
LiteratureRe: Define "Life" Without Using The Word "A" And "IS" by ayorwizz(m): 9:35pm On Sep 17, 2018
Life can be one series of tiny bits of miracles, be grateful and thank God for the problems you don't have. Appreciate!
RomanceRe: by ayorwizz(m): 11:27pm On Jun 10, 2016
lol..but the Djboosting guy is good though I see those epic shades, I think he does too ;Dlol..but the Djboosting guy is good though I see those epic shades, I think he does too
FamilyRe: Marriage To These Types Of People Will Surely End In Divorce(Photos) by ayorwizz(m): 6:42pm On May 17, 2016
juhan:
yeah omo yoruba ni mi
gba knuckle e ojare, omo"ya mi
FamilyRe: Marriage To These Types Of People Will Surely End In Divorce(Photos) by ayorwizz(m): 9:14pm On May 16, 2016
juhan:
lol no mind dem. Just disturbing my brodas anyhow grin
Thank goodness you get it. We love our "demons" in us.
Meanwhile, omo yoruba too?
FamilyRe: Marriage To These Types Of People Will Surely End In Divorce(Photos) by ayorwizz(m): 7:54pm On May 16, 2016
juhan:
lol yoruba demons?
una no go allow this yoruba boys matta end? Girl, dont bother to know.....trust me
RomanceRe: #LagosGirls Trends On Twitter by ayorwizz(m): 6:30pm On Mar 22, 2016
smileysmiley:
I was going to give a saucy reply but then I remembered that understanding is difficult for the dumb wink
Strong!
TravelRe: See Hilarious Tweets On #mylagosexperiences by ayorwizz(m): 11:47am On Dec 14, 2015
Omo no worry, that one about forgetting your wallet at home and looking at d conductor lyk "omo, I don jonze" cracked me up
I can relate...lol
*reminiscing*
RomanceRe: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by ayorwizz(m): 9:29pm On Dec 11, 2015
Turn ons- brains, beauty and booty.
And especially when she knws when to call me daddy cool wink

Turn offs- Lack of those, coupled with dirtiness. I like my girl fresh and clean
FamilyRe: 7 Advantages Of Marrying A Man Who Can Cook! by ayorwizz(m): 6:48am On Dec 11, 2015
noblegrex:
I no fit laugh ooo. Thouhgt I was the only one that noticed that. Don't mind some people on Nairaland. They claim to be an Authoritarian when in actual fact they know nothing as if English is even our major language in Nigeria. Imagine that one criticizing another. 'Your English need REPAIRS'.when does English language become a furniture or Electronics to be repaired.All I believe is communication either right or wrong.even the white men do mistakes.
Err...english is actually our major language in Nigeria. But I get ur point tho, some people just have a shameless way of displaying ignorance, no mind d I-too-know guy.
NYSCRe: Imo State B'15 Let Meet Here by ayorwizz(m): 9:25pm On Oct 25, 2015
07030768257....abeg add me up too oh. I could rili use a lot of help and company.
Goodluck to us all
NYSCRe: Imo State B'15 Let Meet Here by ayorwizz(m): 7:13am On Oct 24, 2015
rosalieene:
not so far too.. you GATS to get to delta before anambra then IMO.
From lagos-Ogun-Ondo-Edo-Delta-Anambra-Imo
from Imo- Delta is like an hour journey if worst comes to worst one hour 30mins.
And of course you can get a direct bus to delta from IMO or Lagos.
Oh great...thanks a lot darling
NYSCRe: Imo State B'15 Let Meet Here by ayorwizz(m): 9:24pm On Oct 23, 2015
rosalieene:
no, am from Imo and schooled in Anambra so I know the road very well. Imo is just 45-1hr from anambra
oh okay..thanks a bunch. Am hoping I'd like d state tho.
Plus sorry if I ask too much, buh do u by chance knw hw far it is from delta, and if I could get a direct bus to delta.
plsss
NYSCRe: Imo State B'15 Let Meet Here by ayorwizz(m): 2:56pm On Oct 23, 2015
rosalieene:
Like 5-7 hours if there is no hold-up especially in Lagos.
okay....u knw someone already scared me, said lyk ten hours...give or take. Are u camping there too?
NYSCRe: Imo State B'15 Let Meet Here by ayorwizz(m): 5:06pm On Oct 22, 2015
easysam14:
that is wia I schooled, nice state tho esp owerri(state capital) from lag is abt 9hrs
wow...alryt bro.. thanks
NYSCRe: Imo State B'15 Let Meet Here by ayorwizz(m): 5:05pm On Oct 22, 2015
[quote author=cheaphost post=39245876]It's about 8 to 10 hours far. Almost the same distance from Lagos to Abuja.
I was given Imo state too. Nkwerre loading...[/quote
Nkwerre definitely, bro. Hopefully it wuld turn out good for us
NYSCRe: Imo State B'15 Let Meet Here by ayorwizz(m): 5:04pm On Oct 22, 2015
Johnnyessence:
don't know much about the state ooooooo. But if u are coming from lag u will be passing ondo axis. Imo state is in the south east geopolitical zone.
oh great...thanks fam. Are u goin from lagos too?
NYSCRe: Imo State B'15 Let Meet Here by ayorwizz(m): 4:09pm On Oct 22, 2015
Imo here....
Any idea how long it is from lagos?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by ayorwizz(m): 4:05pm On Oct 22, 2015
abeg..Imo here..,anybody?? Especially from lagos...I rili could use a company #sighs
Forum GamesRe: Name A Country For Each Letter Of Your Name by ayorwizz(m): 10:53am On Oct 14, 2015
whizqueen:
AYO
A- Argentina Y- Yemen O- Oman (only country starting with O)
yaay...namesake toh bad!
A...Austria Y...Yemen O...Oman
Its a fact..."AYO"s are smart like dt!
CelebritiesRe: What Are Your Coolest/Wackiest Nigerian Celebrity Stage Names? by ayorwizz(m): 5:53pm On Oct 13, 2015
Themandator:
LOL. That is it.... I never saw it until you mentioned it
I tot so too..#peace
CelebritiesRe: What Are Your Coolest/Wackiest Nigerian Celebrity Stage Names? by ayorwizz(m): 2:15pm On Oct 13, 2015
Themandator:
Don jazzy. Dprince. Wandering coal. Don't know too many so I don't have wackiest
"wandering coal"?.... n++ga tell me dts coz of auto correct...lyk wtf!
RomanceRe: Help!! I Hate That Am A Goodlooking Guy) by ayorwizz(m): 2:10pm On Oct 13, 2015
waywardpikin:
All this foolish boys that always claim to be good looking. And if you check you will see that they ain't sh..it.

Oops, just checked and like I said you ain't sh..it. If you are the definition of good looking then a good number of us would rather be ugly. Mumu like you.
lol...ogbeni take plenty chill pills. U sound bitter tho.
Am just saying
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by ayorwizz(m): 10:24pm On Oct 06, 2015
Darkchocolate:
I have a hard time understanding what you typed smiley ... Plain simple White trainers/canvas ...laces are irrelevant.
Am nt too sure u answered d question. I'd find it out tho.
Thanks all d same
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by ayorwizz(m): 8:57am On Oct 06, 2015
yh OP...one ting again......Do we necessarily av to be on tennis shoes....I min lyk, are oda types of white sneakers allowed, lyk a tennis shoe without laces...lyk a trotter sortof?

Anticipating ur reply....thanks

Good tin ur doin here btw....bless u
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by ayorwizz(m): 9:00am On Oct 03, 2015
cool
Darkchocolate:
No sweaters...white or otherwise. You khaki jacket is there for a reason. Wear it!!!

It can be a small backpack or sling over . doesn't have to be a waist pouch. As for colour, it can be any colour however I'm not sure about the army/camoflague colour because I have heard Nigerian soldiers have a big problem with non-army personnel wearing it. But...you could argue though that nysc is a para military arm of society (and corpers may be called upon to take up arms in the event of warhuh...bet you didn't know that...hmmm) hence it may be allowed (after all, your khaki is green)... Anyways...try your luck and let us know how it goes!!! I would genuinely want to know cheesy
Oh yeah!...d jacket!....dt escaped me for lyk a minute... it should do too

and for d backpack.....lol, a brutha wont be doin wrong in trying, would he?
Hopefully dey let me live to tell d story cool
Darkchocolate:
No sweaters...white or otherwise. You khaki jacket is there for a reason. Wear it!!!

It can be a small backpack or sling over . doesn't have to be a waist pouch. As for colour, it can be any colour however I'm not sure about the army/camoflague colour because I have heard Nigerian soldiers have a big problem with non-army personnel wearing it. But...you could argue though that nysc is a para military arm of society (and corpers may be called upon to take up arms in the event of warhuh...bet you didn't know that...hmmm) hence it may be allowed (after all, your khaki is green)... Anyways...try your luck and let us know how it goes!!! I would genuinely want to know cheesy
Oh yeah!...d jacket!....dt escaped me for lyk a minute... it should do too

and for d backpack.....lol, a brutha wont be doin wrong in trying, would he?
Hopefully dey let me live to tell d story....Thanks tho, I appreciate.

PS: other questions might up later, hope u won't mind
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by ayorwizz(m): 10:34pm On Oct 02, 2015
@OP...I dunno if dis is a ryt question...buh biko indulge me
Are we to go wit all white sweaters too...coz am d typ dt gets cold easy...so I definitely wuld be needing my sweaters


Den again....must it be waist pouch...coz wot I own is a small backpack....and its actually camou #whispers...hope dose sojos no go mend my life finish

Thanks in anticipation

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