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Fake accent!!!

Some girls would go to school in ghana abi hnaub and start speaking "phonee"..........with six different accents in one single sentence, shoo!

Dt shit pisses me off man

Dis woman tho'........*sighs* too sexy

Always remind me of my ex. Lepa and sexy. Buh d african in me still made me cheat with "ukwu" babes.*covers face*





Buh she's hot for a mom tho'

*slowly observing*








*suddenly bursts out laffing*

OMG......and I promised myslf I wasn't goin to laff ooo......no vex jare OP......*laffs some more*

MizMyColi:
and what positive effect is this rubbing minds meant to produce?

Oh, maybe laugh over them

or worse still, bring back hurtful memories some are yet to heal from.

*sniffs*
Is dat a whiff of "PAINment" in dere? Easy babe, its just nairaland, dnt be too serious

fender: Your English is an eye saw to be honest.

*falls from chair*
Ehn! Kileleyi....*smh* pot calling kettle black

Ogbeni ur own is worse

*wipes dust frm body*

Right or left....I dnt tink dere's anytin special to it......its just about being comfortable.
Am lefthanded and nobody sees it as a big deal in my house...yh, well except d nosy neighbours of course, who wanted to change me coz "ur mamma didn't".
And I dnt think lefties are in any way betta at certain tins compared to d righties and vice versa...at least, am a witness

Djicemob: Is this guy handsome? I've seen better.He looks gay. I don't know what da fuzz is all about. God bless his hustle tho.

Lyk seriously o
I tink d hype around him shld be based on his voice, nt his looks...coz he looks lyk d normal kindur guy u cn walk past without noticing seff.
Ricky banks package pass am sef #InMyOwnOpinion

phransix147: Well KB sounds good but am yet to see him perform better than WC

Perform betta dan WC? Dat would be in his dreams
Even wizkid cnt say he is betta dan Cizzy

Kachisbarbie: The most appropriate question for me would av been ' ...what would u do if a guy U DON'T LIKE kisses u without consent?'...I pity his kissing career that day.

*muah muah X10*
Oya I haff kiss u, comman slap.....

U go look face naa, fear no go gree u gada liver.

*continues listening to "shoki"* *patiently waiting for Irishkez, Tonetonz and MzMariah too*

missyhorlah: nah!he dares not#lol# just wanna know pples view abht it

Seriously, he dares not? Unto wetin?
Ogbeni straff d poor guy alredi jhor and get it ova with

ERTHAENIGMA: all these ibadan girls sef

Bruh, I taya o

*about to type*





*changes mind, plug earpiece, and continue jamming pasuma's abo*

pweedyuz: SAMPLE-EKWE!!!

*Chop ur knuckle*

Ogbeni OP, she's just playin wit u nw, anhanh.....
Next tym na bullet she go use test if ur head strong, dnt complain o, its all pre-intimacy ojare

*continue minding my business*

Selebobo.....Pheelz? No cabasa, no fliptyce, no jago? Seriously?
No e-kelly, no sheyman? Lol, wizzypro?
Mehn, I give up

Omo, d guy don "office" u and ur roomies o...lol.
U guys shld just tell him off alredi, he wnt kill, and if u feel lyk u want to do it nicely, tell him d landlord abi caretaker of d house complained non-residents frequenting the house so he shld limit hw much he cmes around for the time being

Shikena....nobody lose....u and ur roomies smile
#ThankMeLater

chamboy: na u stupid pass, at ur age u come here to troll

Am not sure if I shld reply dis....I guess not.
Lyk I said, ur level of stu..pid..ity no be here o
Thumbs up

chamboy: Am very sure she's a yoruba girl, na dem stupid. Like dis

Bro, ur display of foolishness no be here o
All I can say is WAO!

Lorlaahlozz: She wants more nii..mayb u no satisfy am wella

*removes toothpick from mouth*
More of wot ojare?

MzMariah: Dunno what to call it.

Call it "superstory"

nairakobo: U didn't mention United a selling club yet Beckam left, Ronaldo left, my Rude boy left, Tevez also left etc but same United kept Rio, Scholes, Baba Giggs, Keane, Ronney and other greats. Wat's d definition of ur selling club? Cos ur Barca sold Yaya, Eto'o, Ibracadabra, even De 'lima and ur most impoved youngstar - Alacantra. Chelsea sells too yet Mr John Terry would retire there, L'pool sells yet Captain Stevie G will retire there, Arsenal sells yet Bergkamp retired there. U think say na only barca and madrid get indisposable players? Madrid chased Gerrard for yrs, u tried tapping Kompany last yr, e no work, so also Rooney, he pissed on ur contract. Wilshere would neva leave England thats if he'll leave Arsenal. Those are players with great deal of loyalty. U said Bayern isn't a selling club, isn't Kroos on his way out? Wat of Mandzukic? Didn't Gomez leave? Guy, i guess u're nt hating on Arsenal but just angry about Sanchez leaving. He helped bundled ur barca/madrid filled team outta Worldcup, he's a decent player, swallow and deal with it.

1000likes for this post.
Dnt mind the dude.....some would just cme online and start giving a shameful display of ignorance.

dotcomnamename: HANG YOURSELF

Lmao....u'r pained alredi bruh?, ...guess wot, I dnt even giv a fvck

See me laffing at ur pained bottom

moshino: As long as wenger is arsenal manager, nothing will change. Arsenal can sign Neymar, Ronaldo, Messi, still arsenal will go nowhere. Arsenal is the team where a player's skills and talent goes to die. Arsenal had Fabregas, Van Persie, Nazri, but couldn't achieve anything, but as soon as these players went to other teams, they became great again. Look at what Arsenal turned Ozil into, but as soon as Ozil went to the World cup with a different manager he became great again. So my boy, throw your qur'an quote in the toilet cos that's where arsenal is headed.

I tot I alredi commented on the dumbest post eva on nairaland, urhmm....I tink I change my mind..dis one tops it
Baba u win jare

Nicepoker: With arsenal this guy won't win anything

of cos nw.....shebi the same way ozil didn't win anytin abi?
Funny how pple just come online and spit myopic contributions

bokohalal: Another MESSit Ozil. Una Assanal eyes go soon clear. Any good striker is worth much more than 35 million pounds.

Lmao.....dumbest post eva....go and check how much liverpool got suarez, how much man u got van persie, and even how much barca got henry

Den come back and edit dis crap u call opinion

Herrmes: The club in question here is Barcelona not Arsenal not Liverpool, Barcelona isn't a selling club, arsenal and Liverpool are, and btw the dogs on my street can't eat the food you eat.

Really? Barcelona's not a selling club? Ibra to AC was coz he flopped? Deco to chelsea? Yaya toure to city? Eto'o to inter? Was coz they all flopped?
Ogbeni say sumtn else jhor

bb6xt: I have never been with any other man since I met you.
.

Omo, number one lie girls tell......since lyk 1800

MizMyColi: Where I come from, It's called Emotional Infidelity.

*removes toothpick from mouth* Whr dyu cme frm, biko?
Abeg its sexting joor....

And to OP, erhmmm.......let's say its nt cheating until u r caught, u hear?
*returns toothpick to mouth*

4.99....... of cos......its CU nw

Loud screams, heavy clapping, drums rolling, and sax blasting for the OP...

Congrats!
Oya unto the next one