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miqos02: u dey enjoy the highlights?

Lmao.....e dey hot..

miqos02: this game is unpredictable

Says who? Baba, we've won dis one sinz morning o.....na highlights we just wan watch 2nyt..lol
#COYG

kennygee: Na so una talk for una last match

*laffs* girls and d way they reason football sha...annoyingly cute

Shey last match wey we win abi anoda one?
U just sounded lyk my ex...always assuming arsenal lost dier previous match.

Meanwyl...Arsenal all d way 2nyt #COYG

U see, topics like this are the evil forces setting NL backwards.
Imagine talk naa *smh*
Abeg unto d next ojare










PS: if dis topic makes FP, I wnt visit nairaland again

U see, tppics like this are the evil forces setting NL backwards.
Imagine talk naa *smh*
Abeg unto d next ojare










PS: if dis topic makes FP, I wnt visit nairaland again

Heebucun: Is it that hard looking someone in the eyes?I hate having conversation with people that can't look into my eyes.Its a sign of lack of confidence.anytime this happens I had just device ways for them to do so.saying things like am going to miss u let me sEe ur face and bam I got my eye look or better still i had ask them jokingly is there dirt on my face?there are many things u can say if u have closer relationship with the person.things like I love it when u look into my eyes,it makes me feel loved or it makes u look more confident.I hate it when Ladies thinks shy Guys are stupid and vice versa

Hmm...brilliant
"Ammin lov wit dis woman" *in southafrican accent*

kcowen: *2face-Away and Beyond
*9ice-Gonga Aso
*2face-Unstoppable
*Flavour-Blessed
*Trybesmen-L.A.G Style Vol 1
*Freestyle-Free at Last
*Plantashun Boiz-Body & Soul
*Sound sultan-Jagbajantis
*Faze-Faza Alone
*Tony Tetuila-My Car
*MI-MI2
*Asa-Asa(self Acclaim)
*Frank Edward-Unlimited
thats all i can remember 4 now

Oga, dey said top five......nt 100...kilode

5) 2face-grass to grace. 4)9ice-gongo aso/ JesseJagz-thy nation come. 3)Wizkid-superstar. 2)M.I-talk about it. 1) Dagrin-CEO

Fake accent!!!

Some girls would go to school in ghana abi hnaub and start speaking "phonee"..........with six different accents in one single sentence, shoo!

Dt shit pisses me off man

Dis woman tho'........*sighs* too sexy

Always remind me of my ex. Lepa and sexy. Buh d african in me still made me cheat with "ukwu" babes.*covers face*





Buh she's hot for a mom tho'

*slowly observing*








*suddenly bursts out laffing*

OMG......and I promised myslf I wasn't goin to laff ooo......no vex jare OP......*laffs some more*

MizMyColi:
and what positive effect is this rubbing minds meant to produce?

Oh, maybe laugh over them

or worse still, bring back hurtful memories some are yet to heal from.

*sniffs*
Is dat a whiff of "PAINment" in dere? Easy babe, its just nairaland, dnt be too serious

fender: Your English is an eye saw to be honest.

*falls from chair*
Ehn! Kileleyi....*smh* pot calling kettle black

Ogbeni ur own is worse

*wipes dust frm body*

Right or left....I dnt tink dere's anytin special to it......its just about being comfortable.
Am lefthanded and nobody sees it as a big deal in my house...yh, well except d nosy neighbours of course, who wanted to change me coz "ur mamma didn't".
And I dnt think lefties are in any way betta at certain tins compared to d righties and vice versa...at least, am a witness

Djicemob: Is this guy handsome? I've seen better.He looks gay. I don't know what da fuzz is all about. God bless his hustle tho.

Lyk seriously o
I tink d hype around him shld be based on his voice, nt his looks...coz he looks lyk d normal kindur guy u cn walk past without noticing seff.
Ricky banks package pass am sef #InMyOwnOpinion

phransix147: Well KB sounds good but am yet to see him perform better than WC

Perform betta dan WC? Dat would be in his dreams
Even wizkid cnt say he is betta dan Cizzy

Kachisbarbie: The most appropriate question for me would av been ' ...what would u do if a guy U DON'T LIKE kisses u without consent?'...I pity his kissing career that day.

*muah muah X10*
Oya I haff kiss u, comman slap.....

U go look face naa, fear no go gree u gada liver.

*continues listening to "shoki"* *patiently waiting for Irishkez, Tonetonz and MzMariah too*

missyhorlah: nah!he dares not#lol# just wanna know pples view abht it

Seriously, he dares not? Unto wetin?
Ogbeni straff d poor guy alredi jhor and get it ova with

ERTHAENIGMA: all these ibadan girls sef

Bruh, I taya o

*about to type*





*changes mind, plug earpiece, and continue jamming pasuma's abo*

pweedyuz: SAMPLE-EKWE!!!

*Chop ur knuckle*

Ogbeni OP, she's just playin wit u nw, anhanh.....
Next tym na bullet she go use test if ur head strong, dnt complain o, its all pre-intimacy ojare

*continue minding my business*

Selebobo.....Pheelz? No cabasa, no fliptyce, no jago? Seriously?
No e-kelly, no sheyman? Lol, wizzypro?
Mehn, I give up

Omo, d guy don "office" u and ur roomies o...lol.
U guys shld just tell him off alredi, he wnt kill, and if u feel lyk u want to do it nicely, tell him d landlord abi caretaker of d house complained non-residents frequenting the house so he shld limit hw much he cmes around for the time being

Shikena....nobody lose....u and ur roomies smile
#ThankMeLater

chamboy: na u stupid pass, at ur age u come here to troll

Am not sure if I shld reply dis....I guess not.
Lyk I said, ur level of stu..pid..ity no be here o
Thumbs up

chamboy: Am very sure she's a yoruba girl, na dem stupid. Like dis

Bro, ur display of foolishness no be here o
All I can say is WAO!

Lorlaahlozz: She wants more nii..mayb u no satisfy am wella

*removes toothpick from mouth*
More of wot ojare?

MzMariah: Dunno what to call it.

Call it "superstory"