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Am 27, can I apply?

Please why is she telling us?

dareerah:
Eh eh eh.. i dinor know b4

Lol. I Don send am self. Abeg reply. I ve something I wan to tell u.

dareerah:
No na, A.M me na bcuz p.m is late.

Lol. I mean can I private chat u tru nairaland . Wicket geh u know wat I mean

dareerah:
No, am me instead

Ayam not understanding. Lol. Why can't I pm u? U be ghost

dareerah:
Yeah yeah

I like Ur dp. Can I pm u

dareerah:
Just kidding na, evry 1 is..

Lol.. I gotcha

internationalman:
so bcoz a middle name is not included in my pvc and school ID card while my BVN has a middle name, first Bank refused to open account for me. Please does anyone know a bank that wouldn't mind opening it for me.

It's a big deal man. U ve to fix Ur bvn first before they can open an account for u. The names ve to tally on Ur bvn and ur valid ID cards

Because am scared of their tradition. Am supposed to farm for her dad for like 3yrs.still thinking of hw to pull that off.

dareerah:
Let me be helping ur husband man in d mean time

So u are willing to sleep with a married man wen thr are lots of worthy bachelor's to shine ur jijiana

frankfnu:
still confused.......
which food are u talking about?

Don't be that guy that needs a joke to be explained to him before he gets it, and laughs last after everyone has finished laughing.

dreamwords:
I don't want to laugh this night

I laughed my ass out. Still laughing. The lady sure has wit and humour

agbonkamen:
I can relate

U mean Ur Bae like it bushy?

Ndukings92:
nawao, a typical of one man's food is another man's poison stuff. what is hair doing dae? a well shaved one is d ultimate, even d best especially when giving head is involved

Some think otherwise o. Some like it bushy. I like it shaved. Like u said, one man's meat is another man's poison

Help your sister oo
My husband is very upset with me.
I don't shave my jijiana with shaving stick , I only cut it with scissors,yet my husband don't want me to cut them ooo
My lovely sisters, that witch in my village went and touch her juju pot and d juju do me koikoi for head,Naso I went and shave everything, in fact I didn't forget any hair there,
Hubby came back and needed to plug his microphone inside jijiana, but he needed to do some touching,he can lick plate for Africa.so he opened his workshop and put hand. Next thing I heard was, whaaat!!!!
Mewith my bedroom voice)honey what is it?
Him:how dare you?
Me(jump up in fear) what happened?
Him: What happened to d vegetables and meat in my pot of soup
Me:honey I don't understand
Him:what happened there(pointing at my jijiana)
Megetting upset) please come and finish your work and stop getting me confuse
Him:you shaved your jiniana and you know I don't like it, how can you serve me soup without meat and vegetables, you know I won't enjoy it.(calling jijiana hairs vegetable and meat)
Mecouldn't help but laugh like mad) started begging because d thing hold me bad, I begged him to forgive.
Him:i won't touch u again until there is hair there, he left d room in anger
I am planning to either going to a Barbing saloon, pick peoples hair, bye supper glue and fix d hairs back or I use my hair
What do u think sisters, because am on heat and I can't stay without doing jigijigi,konji will not come and kill me and go. The hairs must come back oo. T-junction is waiting for microphone his brother
Please help your sister, wetin I go do
Na only me waka come?
Finkiss to you all

Point of correction, he wasn't the winner.

It's not in mine.

Austin4lif:
ask the mallams them what we do them in kaduna riots. The IPOB members in kaduna are more dangerous than the ones in the east. We are battle ready

True. I stayed in Sabo, angwan Boro, before we moved to new Jerusalem "Goni Gora". I know wat the igbos did and do during kaduna riots.

afongha:
WILL YOU STFU!!!!

blah blah blah!! busy making stuupid irrelevant mouth here.

anything happens now you see them panicking

You should shut up. Am from kaduna, a Christian and I reside close to Sabo, it's true. The igbos really helped during the kaduna crisis, and other subsequent crisis post sharia crisis. They fight for the Christians and they are part of the southern kaduna community. So he is right, igbos in kaduna ve weapons ready for anything

MissCokie:
That's because i don't wish to make her more famous, so i had to edit her IG handle. I hope you understand

OK. I get u

MissCokie:

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Shameless Nigerian girl shares nude pictures to gain Instagram followers

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Girls are making themselves sex object. How can you comfortably take a nude of yourself and upload it online, please where is your dignity.
You want to be tagged along, you want to get famous. But this is a wrong way of getting famous. Your proposed plan is to slay the internet, but you forgot the future damage you're doing to yourself.

You can never see a guy doing this online. But it seems the urge for likes drives our girls to do the unthinkable. Just look at your foolishness in full display. The body you're meant to cover and preserve, you already offered it to the world free. Clap for yourself slay queen.

Please did you review your dirty skin before uploading this thrash?, did you bother to check your masculine body before uploading. Your photographer really hates you, or who ever took that picture don't like you.

Probably you're offering your smelly body for cash, while your mates are doing something productive.

Remember, your beauty will fade, your breast will sag, and your once perfect ass would be gone, then you would regret today.

Finally, every slayqueen and slay mama out there, repent and make use of your ample opportunity now, before it will be very late.

Written by : Miss Cokie


Lalasticlala Mynd44

This is not true. You just got a nude pics off the Internet. Hw come u didn't include her instagram handle

ivolt:
70% of first borns nowadays are illegitimate.
DNA test is advised if there is any suspicion.

Hw did u arrived at this figure?

End t

lonelydora:
Apply you have an edge over masters degree holders.

Thanks

ndidibabe:
,Yes.

Thanks

What if I don't ve a master's? But have one year work experience in a bank contact center? Can I apply? I meet the whole criteria just the msc

Blesso222:
Just to let u know that there is herbal cure for it. I know of many people how took it and are completely cured, my elder sister is one of them. I also have hapetitis B and will start the treatment as soon as I travel for Christmas, it just a month treatment. The herbal medicine is rampered in Jos.

Please where in jos?

decatalyst:
Didn't you go to school?

Weather forecast ain't 100% accurate but they give relatively dependable info about the weather.

Weather forecast in Naija is the opposite.

Rain will fall = No rain

Rain will not fall = Heavy rain

IamKashyBaby:


This is why u shud check ur local weather report before u go out..

So if I want to go out I should check weather report? Lol. I don't even have enough time to pray not to talk of checking weather forecast.