₦airaland Forum

Are the unions doing the right thing embarking on strike at this young stage of this regime? Are we suppose to visit the sins committed by the previous administration on this regime? Kai! It's really going to be terrible; imagine feeling the heat of the 'shut down' days before the strike even commenced Obasanjo is really a demon for punishing us with this few days b4 the end of his regime just becos we refused his 3rd term bid, this is a voice of a frustrated Nigerian!!!

common guys, the coach can stay abroad and still coach the eagles to the promise land, afterall we are in a jet age, na only for naija dem fit do us like dis, useless NFA, there must be something "like skeleton in the cupboard", somebody somewhere must benefitting from the deal, wetin him take us to be>, ? infact, if not for patriotism, i for prefer if we no qualify sef, something i wish i dont even like futbol!!!!

stv is cool!

[quote author=mr.official link=topic=59943.msg1205018#msg1205018 date=1181896761]To Celtel subscribers.
Make free calls every Sunday june 17, 2007. Recharge with a minimum of N500 per week to benefit from the offer.
Celtel is da best. Making Life Better.
Infact they are Making me Different.[/quote]which kind yeye free calls when the conditions dey harsh, u must use up to N500 weekly to qualify to make 60mins free call on sunday, imagine When dem rival mtn dey give 4hrs free calls every day, celtel never no wetin to do yet, na mtn be baba for now!!!!

, so dem wan use my money setup, dem suppose try harder oooooo

Just installed the Hitv in my house and was surprised to experience the ff hitches”

Foxsport: No showing 24hrs
Nigezie No showing 24hrs
Himix No showing 24hrs
Hinolly No showing 24hrs
HiLife No showing 24hrs
HiOvation: Has never shown
Hi Biz Has never shown
LBC Has never shown
ART: Has never shown
Nicoladion: Not amongst the channel list despite included in their posters

Can somebody confirm if u r having the same probs.

MCTAY ADDRESS INFO:
MACTAY HOUSE
5 Prince Adelowo Adedeji Street
Off Admiralty Way
Lekki Phase 1
Lagos

BEST OF LUCK!!!!!!!

lolexy:
I am interested in the MTN issue.do they take OND holders and if yes i do i apply.Please help i need a job fast!!

Yes, i think mtn collects OND, NCE even school cert, but first u must beat the graduate in the interview stages, u apply by submitting ur cv to MActay, situated at Lekki and i believe u would be invited, Best of luck

For full time staffs, mtn pays better depending on the dept, the least u could collect is 1.35m annually and other dept u cld get as much as 2m, with lots of sweet benefits which cannot be compared, got lots of friends working there,

>
>There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only one daughter.
>When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around
>town, that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular
>day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his
>daughter.
>
> On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out.
> Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.
>
> The rich man took them to his swimming pool and
> addressed the men: "any of you who can swim from one end of this
>swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I'll
>give him 50 million naira, a car and a house so they can start of life
>well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good
>luck!"
>
> As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of
> winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the
>pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.
> Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing
> their shirts again. Disappointed, some of them said "make de man go
>marry im pikin joo!".
>
> All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool.
> Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way
>across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the
>other side as the would-be in-law, panting.
>
> The rich man could not believe it. He asked the man to
> name anything he wanted. The man was still breathless, panting
>uncontrollably.
>
> Finally, he got himself together and made his request,
> saying, ", show me the pesin wey push me inside di swimming pool"
>
> Moral of the story: "You don't know what you are capable
> of doing until you are pushed
>

olembe:
@ayusman, am sorry i did not find that post funny.this is a serious domain for serious minded people looking for jobs. am sorry i think it would have been better on the jokes segment.

Am really sorry and appreciate how u feel for those who took it personal for doing this joke here, but common guys it was meant to be a joke, all the same, ku yi hakuri!

dabriggs:
Gbala e bere so wate bi e?Oko a?I bu Ebi o!I fii weri saki I nimi bi aaa!Haaaaaaaaaaaa Izon!Hia!Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa Kalabari eee!Hieeee!Now that is a kalabari Ijaw man speaking.You are treading on dangerous grounds.You think militants are just a bunch of illeterates abi?!Then how on earth did they detonate a bomb in shell R.A. with a mobile phone eeehn?how!?That can only be done through hightech shit.Yanga dey sleep trouble dey go wake am.When they start kidnapping nigerians they may just use your family for Internship for their trainees.And I bet kidnapping you will be very easy.You want to bet.!!!!!!!!!!?

How dare for insulting my family, na ur papa and mama, infact ur generation dem go use for intership, Am sure if u see me sef, u go begin piss for trouser, chicken fowl! Watch the way u threaten pple on this posting or else ifa would decend on ur whole generation! If dem born u well, reply my posting, do u claim to be more militia than the militia himself, If u no get sense of humor for generation make u try go dey watch horror movie, Ewu ifacha langwa!!!!!!

Can anybody help me wit the difference btw HRM and Personnel mgt?

Exciting Job Opportunities in the Niger Delta
Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory. This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are:

Area Head, Kidnapping:

The successful applicant who will report to the Executive Council, and the Executive Director, Abuja , is expected to possess the following competencies:

1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage)

2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German

3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos

4) Ability to swim in deep waters

5) Ability to recognise fake/marked naira notes by sight

6) Ability to easily recognise all Senators and Ministers of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Evidence of previous successful kidnap of BIG MEN must be provided (pictures preferable)


Photographer:

1) Minimum of 5 years experience taking photos in war zones. (Domestic fights do not qualify as war zones for these purposes)

2) Proficiency in the use of explosives as camera lighting.

3) Knowledge of the different skin tones of expatriates, as an aid to taking high-quality pictures, is a must.

4) Proficiency in the use of Adobe Photoshop, and Internet photo uploading software is a must.

Please include a portfolio of previous photo-samples (must contain kidnapped persons OR be taken in war-zones OR be nightshots in blackspots like Oshodi, 3rd Mainland bridge, Apongbon, etc)


Militant Trainee:

1) Candidates must be between the ages of 13 and 50, be at least 4m tall, and may be male or female.

2) Minimum of Nursery School/Kindergarten certificate.

3) Jobless university graduates, and serving policemen will be given special consideration.

4) Possession of jungle boots and face mask is a must.

5) Preference will be given to persons with knowledge of foreign European languages, and persons with the ability to swim.


Renumeration:

Very attractive, competitive, and comparable with industry standards (payments in foreign currencies).

Official guns, boats and grenades will be provided.

Excellent training, involving offshore secondment ( Iraq , Afghanistan etc) from time to time

Regular appearance on CNN, Alaaroye, Time Magazine, The Economist and other International magazines.

Excellent networking opportunities with Nigerian politicians, oil magnates, and foreign businessmen.


Interested applicants should forward their applications and detailed curriculum militae within two weeks to:
militant_recruitmen t@OsamaConsultin g.com

i would luv to change mine from Ayo, nice name thou but very common, u'l surely find it in almost all yoruba family!!!!!!!

Sank you, sank you, my pellow Naijurians por ze goodwill messages.

I want to sank you por not boting por me as fresident of ze Pederal Refublic of Naijuria. But I received ze most imfortant botes prom Fresident Obasanjo and INEC. Zis is why I have now been declared ze winner of ze elections and ze fresident-elect of ze Pederal Refublic of Naijuria. Nagode to Obasanjo and nagode to INEC, for zia beri beri imfortant suffort.

Ze pirst task of my new gwament is to fray por feace and stability in Naijuria. I will now ask all ze depeated fresidential candidates to join me in a gwament of national unity. So I will bring back my priends like Atiku, General Babangida and Buhari into my new gwament.

I sink Atiku will be good as ze new head of ze EFCC. Fresident Obasanjo should not worry about my gwament frobing him, gaskiya, at least until apter May 29. Babangida will be ze new minister por pinance, and Buhari will be in charge of ze ministry of War Against Indiscifline.

My fipul, ze task bepore us is a great one, walahi talahi. I don't know where to start, but I want to ashuwa you zat I will act in consultation with all ze emirs and imams.

I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony, inshallah.

One Nigeria, one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul.

How can u reason like dat? How can u call someone who has a masters degree in analytical chemistry dull? U dont judge a man by his facial appearance, I'll rather say he's quiet, calculative and humble, wetin u expect, do u want to look bushquacious like Baba Iyabo, dat village farmer who rears chicken in aso rock?

I would give to our own Idris Abdulkarim!!!