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SportsRe: Caf Protest Flying Eagles Ouster From The World Cup by ayusman16(m): 3:26pm On Jul 17, 2007
Dat not taking away the determination of the boys, just hope they transcend ithe U23. It's sad the preparation was shoddy, if we had beaten the chileans, worse preparation would take place before major competitions, We never learn from past mistakes
SportsRe: Caf Protest Flying Eagles Ouster From The World Cup by ayusman16(m): 2:54pm On Jul 17, 2007
No, even if it is replayed with an angel as ref, those boy can never score! Av broken all the stools with my leg tryin to score for dem!
SportsRe: Shame On Fifa by ayusman16(m): 2:23pm On Jul 17, 2007
Chilean deserved to win eventhough the ref made it easier for them, our boys are superb despite lackin technical indepth (supposedly from the bench). The 2nd round was the stage we deserve to have gotten to cos that's where coaches win matches (Our bench lacked dat), Even if the match was to be replayed 5times, we would still not win (Boys dat cannot even shoot straight/no attacker), My only joy was dat at least our youth footbal is ressurectin and av a future only if NFA would put it's house in order and send our coaches abroad to learn technical matters about the game, Atleast some players were discovered like olufemi, ambrose and maybe sadiq and ideye (with little polish, him go try),
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal For Relegation by ayusman16(m): 8:41am On Jul 17, 2007
That how they would continue not see reason until we win treble this season, SOMEBODY SAY AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUNNER TILL I PAI!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal £15million Swoop For Argentinian Striker Rodrigo Palacio by ayusman16(m): 2:02pm On Jul 16, 2007
Even if he's not a good striker, like ever b4; we would make him one!
Jokes EtcMr. Bean by ayusman16(op): 5:09pm On Jul 13, 2007
Mr Bean
> BRAIN TUMOR
> Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have
> a brain tumor.
> Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
> Doctor: Did you understand what I just
> told you?
> Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm
> dumb?
> Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
> Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have
> a brain!
> ****
>
> MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
> Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
> Mr. Bean: 9
> Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
> Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me,
> you've just twisted the figure, the answer
> is 6!!
> ****
>
> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
> Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my
> grandson.
> Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't
> know the alphabet yet!!
> ****
>
> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM
> MACHINE
> Friend: What are you looking at?
> Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
> Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you
> saw it?
> Mr. Bean: Four asterisks! ****
>> ****
>
> HOW MANY WOMEN
> Friend: how many women do you believe must
> a man marry?
> Mr. Bean: 16
> Friend: Why?
> Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4
> richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
> ****
>
> CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
> Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from
> me, is it Ok?
> Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought
> it was a horror film. I didn't see any
> picture.
> Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
> Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
> ****
>
> MOM'S DEAD
> Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called,
> Mom's dead.
> Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2
> minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
> Friend: what now?
> Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom
> died too!
> ****
>
> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
> Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in
> an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power
> failure.
> Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too, I got
> stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
> ****
>
> SPELLING LESSON
> Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling
> of successful, is it one c or two c?
> Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal For Relegation by ayusman16(m): 4:11pm On Jul 13, 2007
PEOPLE JUST DEY ENVY ARSENAL STYLE OF PLAY AND THEY WISH THEY ARE GUNNERS, HMMM! BUT IT DOESNT COME CHEAP,
SportsRe: Flying Eagles Of Nigeria Vs Zambia: Canada 2007 by ayusman16(m): 7:57am On Jul 13, 2007
d match was at 9:45pm naija time,
SportsRe: Flying Eagles Of Nigeria Vs Zambia: Canada 2007 by ayusman16(m): 7:34am On Jul 13, 2007
now the competition begins with earnest where d bench determines who wins in subsequent games. Do u think Bosso can do dat? Determination, skills and strength might not help us from the quarter final stage. Using the Argentines for example; those guys "wayo" to much, u cld outplay dem but they would still find a way of winning u with their tricks. I think Bosso should tell the guys to put acts together infront of goal and not try to kick the ball even befor their reaches it, The game against Zambia should have been wrapped up in the first half, Lets pray 4 dem although i never really gave dem any chance before the commencement of the tournament,
ComputersRe: Do Apple Ipods Have Radio? by ayusman16(m): 10:45am On Jul 12, 2007
can somedody assist with this:
Av got 2 nanos ipod, one does not boot boyond the hour glass after downloading songs on it.
While the second one, while trying to play the music files it hangs and switches off completely but i can access the FM on it.


Waiting for ur kind response !
PoliticsRe: MEND, NDVF, And The Rest Of Them Are Mere Criminals by ayusman16(m): 1:53pm On Jul 11, 2007
leave matter jo sis, those guys are lazy and are not ready to work,
PoliticsRe: MEND, NDVF, And The Rest Of Them Are Mere Criminals by ayusman16(m): 11:49am On Jul 11, 2007
angel101:
The govt should develop their area by force and let us have peace.
It easy for u to say, do think that it would stop dis goldmine of kidnappin?? U should know that they are lazy and not ready to work, drastic measures need to be taken, their families should be kidnapped too so they can know how it feels, criminals!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ayusman16(m): 5:18pm On Jul 10, 2007
mekoyo:
Now that IGWE i mean Henry has left for Barca what will become of gunners. I'll advice Wenger to go and buy martins to help them or else, hmmmmmmmm

you gunners know now. Just wait for the BLUES this season.
Why not bother urself on how Chelsea is going to fair in the season, Arsenal would surely be the team to beat, We dont av to waste 30 pounds for a 30yr old finished leg b4 u know we are trophy bound, we wld make players just d way we made henry (i've stripped him of the title igwe henceforth), viera and others, Watch out Man or u would be gunned!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Kidnappers Free Uk Girl by ayusman16(m): 7:48am On Jul 09, 2007
omoge25:
i'm glad the baby girl has been release, Thank God for that. But that still leaves the Niger Delta i hope the new government doesnt thing she being returned ENDS anything, problems still dey. let this govenment man up and start taking care of the niger delta, the people there are not asking for heaven and earth.
Hmmm. Gues the idots must be feeling like heroes now, they are no better than 419ers who spoils our country's image abroad, u need to watch the story on cnn, it's very embarrassing and made me wish i aint a Nigerian for the 1st time, while some pple are trying to make us proud some are tarnishin it becos of greed and wickedness. those guys are fighting no cause; they are just criminal, Shame on them!! Mind you, this is just the begining, just like blackmailers; they would always come for more
PoliticsRe: Three Year Old Girl Kidnapped In Nigeria by ayusman16(m): 4:09pm On Jul 06, 2007
denex:
@babasin & otokx

may God not have mercy on your souls! The kidnappers are victims too? Obasanjo caused the kidnapping? You guys are actually wicked.

Have you ever calculated that Obasanjo might have caused all the robberies and ritual killings too. Or in babasin's words: the robbers, ritualists and fake drug manufacturers are victims too.

If every criminal in Nigeria can be claimed to be a victim too, then what about Obasanjo? Is he not a victim too? Was he not jailed for years awaiting his death on no proven charges? Is Yar'Adua not a victim too? Was the head of his family not killed in jail?

We're all victims. Lets kill, steal, rape and destroy.

Victims Association of Africa.


Rubbbisssshhhhhhhhh!
Hey Moroon! Obj na Magret Hills papa? Why dem no go kidnap am for Ota instead of the innnocent small child, the problem existed even b4 his regime, wonder why these kidnapping didnt take place during Abacha regime, Hmmmmmmmm
CareerRe: I Am About To Do Sometin L Dont Know If It Is Stupid Pls Comments Advice Needed by ayusman16(m): 2:26pm On Jul 06, 2007
If dats true, i think u should go to nafdac and probably sue their ass, even without monetary benefits, u cld satisfy ur conscience dat u've saved a life or two, do the needful
Jokes EtcRe: I Beg Una Take A Look At This by ayusman16(m): 2:19pm On Jul 06, 2007
d guys was a marine, he shoulda know better, una no fit teach am
SportsRe: Middlesbrough Signing Aliadiere Hits Out At Arsenal's Wenger by ayusman16(m): 12:10pm On Jul 06, 2007
no mind the lousy guy, sure he must av bin talkin to Ashley Cole lately,
PoliticsRe: Sanni Yerima Declares N1bn Assets by ayusman16(m): 12:10pm On Jul 06, 2007
The same pple who supported and voted for him during the Sharia era in the state should ask him where and how he got that money from and how much he had before enterin office, see me dey work my ass off daily for pple who apprec. my worth and cant boast of a million naira savings anually, EFCC where una deyhuhhuhhuhhuh?
PoliticsRe: Three Year Old Girl Kidnapped In Nigeria by ayusman16(m): 11:11am On Jul 06, 2007
Mamajama:
This action is barbaric, I wonder how they know who to kidnap? why can't they go after the kids of IBB or ABACHA who squandered their resources and neglect them? I've said it once and will keep saying it. The government should send non English speaking Mopol to this region, and I can guarantee you it will be the end of this mess. One can only imagine what the little child is going through now.
I think i tow ur line, they should av for the kids of pple who squandered our money, wat does the small girl know, i condemn their actions even though i support the cause of the Niger Deltan, i dont those guys are MEND members, they are just a bunch of spineless, lazy cowards who want cheap ways of making money. The situation has finally gotten out of hand as the govt seems to be weak in this regards because i don't see them making a living by any other means apart from kidnapping, Asari and other leaders shoud make sure that dis national disgrace is put to an end,
SportsFlying Eagles 2005 Vs Flying Eagles 2007: Which Is Better by ayusman16(op): 7:27am On Jul 05, 2007
Congrats to the Flying Eagles for makin naija proud despite all her troubles. Now to the koko of the matter; comparing the 2005 squad against the present crop of players. which is better in terms of skills, determination, patriotism and potentialitieshuh Waiting for ur comments guys!!!!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Saw A Bag Full Of Money: What Would You Do? by ayusman16(m): 5:01pm On Jul 04, 2007
na wao, true say we nigerians no dey honest and dont av conscience, but if una lost una money, una want pple to return am back abihuh? Am disappointed at some pple cos i know some pple go even pay tithe with part of the money,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ayusman16(m): 8:01am On Jul 04, 2007
U guys seems to forgetting Van Persie, i dont think we'r goin to miss Igwe dat much, afterall we played most part of the season without him, combination of Van P and Da-Silva upfront would sure spell doom for any opposition. What really pained me about Henry's departure was the money, we should av sold him since last 2 seasons ago and use the money to buy 3 correct players, Wenger is no fool, he has an eye for talents and believe Dasilva is the man, Wenger! I gat ur back, As 4 me, b4 Henry there was Arsenal and after nko there would always be Arsernal, GUnners to the bones!!! cool
SportsArsenal Can’t Make Impact Without Henry by ayusman16(op): 7:32am On Jul 02, 2007
http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200707021545926

Imagine what Drunkgba is saying, b4 Henry there was Arsenal,
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Costa Rica: Would You Be Awake? by ayusman16(m): 7:15am On Jul 02, 2007
Congrats Nigerians! The team has improved but just hope they would be able to put their acts 2geda in front of goal. They seems too anxious to release the ball even before touching it, their possession was cool, passes fair, lets watch their next match and see how they'll improve in the competition
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by ayusman16(m): 8:37am On Jul 01, 2007
Mustay:
Drogba isn't talking about committing his future to Chelsea. He says he's not been really happy there and he might want to play in spain or italy. . . .see Wetin english media cause! Remember d time when our own fans booed him cause of d 'nokia SLIDE' d english press wrote. Now, d guy's our hero and he feels we're hypocrites.
Na now u say Chelsea na team filled with hypocrites, even their loudmouthed coach is helping matters, wonder what would happen if Drogba eventually leaves
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua Declares His Assets by ayusman16(m): 11:20am On Jun 29, 2007
whether N850m or N945 or even trillion, d man deserves to be commended////
CareerRe: Mtn Salary For Fresher by ayusman16(m): 3:07pm On Jun 19, 2007
otuwe:
please can i also submit application letter with the cv or is it only my cv,


also just to get pples opinion, is it advisable to leave bank job for mtn.
just ur cv to mctay, as per leaving leaving bank for mtn (contract job with little of being permanent, i no know oooo
BusinessRe: Mtn In Migeria: A Blessing Or Fraud by ayusman16(m): 12:18pm On Jun 19, 2007
[quote author=mr.official link=topic=59877.msg1203737#msg1203737 date=1181853546]Them dey take our money repair their country
Stingy Network
I don't see a good reason why people are using MTN
Please lets stop using their Netowork and start using tiwantiwa, which is Glo (with pride)[/quote]MTN has done more in contributing to the economy of dis country than other network, a percentage of their profit is dedicated to the economy, see the hiv/aids campaigns, the school and universities connect whereby computers centers are opened, see hospital equipment recently given to the lagos hosp, creation of jobs in connects, As far as am concern i've felt their impact while in schoool and as a subscriber, it's not until if dem give me awoof before i know they've tried, una too like free chops
BusinessRe: Mtn In Migeria: A Blessing Or Fraud by ayusman16(m): 12:05pm On Jun 19, 2007
ozoneflake:
I think that the nonchalance exhibited by our leaders really makes me wonder if they mean well for this country. Just within few months of doing business in Nigeria MTN is reaping off been the major communication company in Nigeria. I just wish that the government wakes up one morning to scrutinize all the tricks they have played on the citizens of this country. It is not because we cannot afford the cost but because they are trickily stealing from the people of this country.
Am surprised u allowed urself to be exploited…. Dem dey cheat u and u still use their line…if u sensible u would stop complaining and make alternative arrangement… do u think dey came to this country to siddon and look? Wat about Shell, Chevron and other multinational coy… I just believe it’s becos naija pple don’t get d opportunity to swindle dem dats why u r beefing dem…, afterall, majority of the staff running the org are intelligent Nigerians (Ur bros and sis)….
PoliticsRe: Super! While others lobby for it, Agbakoba Shuns Ministerial Job by ayusman16(m): 10:38am On Jun 19, 2007
xtycod:
The man is right to have shunned Yaradua, who in the first place is not supposed to be at ASO ROCK. Check the list of all former NBA chairmen who converted to ministers- from Bayo to the rest of them. They were all dismal. Asorock has a way of rubbishing people's hard-earned image.
who then won the election? Atiku or rev chrishuh
PoliticsRe: Super! While others lobby for it, Agbakoba Shuns Ministerial Job by ayusman16(m): 10:21am On Jun 19, 2007
But i believe he can just take up the appointment and make amends instead of refusing to serve his fatherland!!!!!!!

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