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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by ayusman16(m): 10:01am On Mar 04, 2008
Make u no vex oo. Just wondering why the talk of Arsenal should dominate the Scummies' thread. Enjoy discussing us, and 4get una get match too to playgrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by ayusman16(m): 9:33am On Mar 04, 2008
Apart from discussing Arsenal in yr thread, don't u guys have anything else to talk about? Damn! huh
SportsRe: The San Siro Showdown-can Arsenal Go Thru? by ayusman16(m): 8:50am On Mar 04, 2008
Prophet Ituen Nebucaneezzer King! Keep ur prophesy in ur pocket cos anything can happen in 2day's game. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ayusman16(m): 8:44am On Mar 04, 2008
This is football and any upset can happen. Why not concentrate on u guys beating Lyon instead of having malaria over our game against Milan. Leave us alone! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(op): 3:18pm On Mar 03, 2008
LOL. Just like av seen ur teeth and not colored though grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(op): 12:08pm On Mar 03, 2008
Ba yawa. za mu ge ni
Jokes EtcRe: Stupidity by ayusman16(m): 11:56am On Mar 03, 2008
Migine in jail again? Guess he was caught hawking,
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(op): 11:52am On Mar 03, 2008
She's not dead only bleeding but what is oozing out? This aint blood? It's black and sticky and looks like something that comes out of man! Damn! Not again! embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(op): 11:51am On Mar 03, 2008
She's not dead on bleeding but what is oozing out? This aint blood? It's black and sticky and looks like something that comes out of man! Damn! Not again! embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(op): 11:47am On Mar 03, 2008
Okay oo. I hear u. Yaya weekend?

Tell Clemcy to watch out for on coming vehicles. Speed on bicycles aint too good!
Jokes EtcRe: The Responsible Applicant by ayusman16(m): 11:31am On Mar 03, 2008
deaola na man
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(op): 11:27am On Mar 03, 2008
Guess u r a Man. U fan and passionate about them cos they won the league last season.? Ur types are no football lover and should be playing draft or ludo. Am a gunner to the bones and love them cos of their style of play and sexy football and not becos of trophies. Av u ever wonder why Reading, Wigan, and even HUll FC got passionate fans? Hmmm!
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(op): 10:59am On Mar 03, 2008
Aisha, i go beat u not minding u be my sister grin Arsenal reigns supreme even if we no get bench and Arsene "Singy" Wenger na Ijebu man cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(op): 10:49am On Mar 03, 2008
aISHA, take ur time ooo. Which ass whopping? No be draw we play? Do u think we are Chelsea that might not win anything this season. grin. Arsenal would win the Champion League and Premiership, Man. U would manage F.A!
Jokes EtcRe: 4 Catholic Women by ayusman16(m): 10:08am On Mar 03, 2008
It's a gross disrespect to elders like Migines, Ituen and others cool
Jokes EtcRe: Granpa's Advice by ayusman16(m): 10:04am On Mar 03, 2008
both
Jokes EtcEver Wonder? by ayusman16(op): 9:50am On Mar 03, 2008
[b]EVER WONDERhuh

Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why is it that to stop Windows XP, you have to click on “Start”?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why do they call it the black box when it is actually orange?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?[/b][color=#000099]
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SportsRe: Philip Senderos Is The Best Defender In England. by ayusman16(m): 8:54pm On Mar 01, 2008
Ar u so scared that u av to open a thread anytime Arsenal draws? Just hope u would commit sucide if we eventually win the league.
BusinessRe: Which Bank Is The Most Customer Friendly In Nigeria? by ayusman16(m): 2:15pm On Mar 01, 2008
GTB all the way!
Jokes EtcRe: Meet You In Heaven by ayusman16(m): 12:43pm On Mar 01, 2008
Them don try me already but no shaking!!
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day by ayusman16(m): 12:31pm On Mar 01, 2008
Mee tooooooooo tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by ayusman16(m): 10:31am On Mar 01, 2008
I wonder where u guys now get ur pathetic news about Arsenal from. I am sorry but u guys make this thread suck by ur biased analysis which i find very ridiculous and senseless. Post a link to confirm the fued between Ade and Bendtner?
Jokes EtcRe: How To Draw A Cartoon Face From The Word "boy" by ayusman16(m): 2:05pm On Feb 29, 2008
This is what too cartoon watching could cause
Jokes EtcRe: A "kiss" by ayusman16(m): 1:47pm On Feb 29, 2008
Short and hilarious. nice one Poster!
Jokes EtcRe: Anger Management by ayusman16(op): 12:35pm On Feb 29, 2008
named as u!
Jokes EtcRe: Meet You In Heaven by ayusman16(m): 12:28pm On Feb 29, 2008
Why do u think she's acting crazy all round the threads? Ask Elementus;; she introduced her into the biz grin
Jokes EtcRe: Anger Management by ayusman16(op): 12:21pm On Feb 29, 2008
They've used that shit stuff several times and guess what? It's stale oo. try another jibe and stop acting ur name elememumu! cool
Jokes EtcRe: Anger Management by ayusman16(op): 12:12pm On Feb 29, 2008
Elementus, U ar not serious oo. After u don remove am u come dey pretend. Olodo oshi grin

Clemcy, i know what u r suffering from. huh
Jokes EtcRe: Meet You In Heaven by ayusman16(m): 11:59am On Feb 29, 2008
@Clemc

How did u survive after swallowing a bucket full of black semens?
Jokes EtcRe: Meet You In Heaven by ayusman16(m): 11:25am On Feb 29, 2008
@Failure,, how u take know say na Migines own? U dey there?
Jokes EtcRe: Meet You In Heaven by ayusman16(m): 11:22am On Feb 29, 2008
don't ask me that one oo. Told u enough lipsrsealed

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