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H-Star89:
I'm not new (been here for over a ear) and I haven't seen an introduce yourself thread... So since I've found one,



Hi

Same here. Hello romantic guys n ladies. Special one to the ladies.

JeSoul: Lol. I guess you won't be suffering from 'pot-belly' syndrome anytime soon. Why don't you eat 'swallows'? just don't like them?

Grew up not liking them. I prefer what I can chew and feel the taste. As for my belly, its still flat and "sexky".

Pasta with turkey.

JeSoul: Lol. Just fly down to Logan airport in Boston, I'll meet you in Terminal E, next to the bankofamerica ATM .

Uncle why you strong face first now? lol. Oya join Grace and catch the next flight out. I'll be waiting

You vegetarian?

Naa. I'm a regular Naija guy that eats every edible except swallow.

Rice with vegetables

The OP is a "comedianess" or what's a female comedian called? My name in real life is Amukwu and its the male version of your username.

Me I no gree.

Both OP and Edoho r cool guys like me. @OP are u a Sealord?

My spec!

Nigeria is blessed.

Heard more of Don Jazzy's unique background vocals.

Love makes sex sweet.Sex with love is "Love making". Sex without love is "fling" or "getting off". Another advice is for single ladies to be real from onset.

As for me, after the physical beauty and social compatibility only "lack of transparency" could break my relationship. I'm the open type and I expect my girl to be open too.

I need me some love games. Where's Naija's city of love? Calabar?

No matter what folks think of A$AP Rocky—not grimy enough for New York, not Southern enough for the South, too focused on weird fashion—the 24-year-old has music fans talking. After dropping the well-received mixtape LiveLoveA$AP in 2011, Rocky’s proper studio album debut LongLiveA$AP finally arrives (via leak to some) after a handful of delays.

The heavy and lumbering intro/title track serves as the tone-setter for this project—both in terms of sound and subject matter. Raps Rocky over booming bass and distant alien horns: “I thought I’d prolly die in prison, expensive taste in women / Ain’t have no pot to piss in, now my kitchen full of dishes / Nose bloody from that sniffin’, your heroin addiction / Trigger finger itchin’ Bleep parental supervision … / Purple sippin’, finger twistin’, teeth glisten like it’s Memphis / A bunch of hypocritic Christians, the land of no religion.”

“Goldie” has been burning up the airwaves since the Spring, and the record still knocks. “PMW” is a toast to the finer things (read: the base desires of a young male), and is complemented nicely by ScHoolboy Q over production that can only be described as what a Drake record might sound like if Aubrey had some edge. Speaking of, Drizzy plus 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar come along for the ride on “Fuckin’ Problems,” which somehow succeeds despite a truly awful hook by 2 Chainz. It’s one of the album’s weaker tracks, for sure, but when 2 Chainz doesn’t ruin an entire track, chalk it up as a win.

“1 Train” is truly a must-listen as Rocky, Kendrick Lamar, Joey Bada$$, Yelawolf, Danny Brown, Action Bronson, and Big K.R.I.T. perfectly execute the cypher-style posse cut that’s largely been missing since the ‘90s. Each emcee comes correct, so don’t be surprised if you and your friends will all have different favorite verses. The cut is also a perfect example of Rocky’s refusal to be regional, as K.R.I.T.’s Southern drawl hits home just as well as Bronson’s gritty NYC flavor. “Fashion Killa” is a rare misstep as Rocky’s ambitions become a little too plastic and glossy, but LongLiveA$AP gets nicely grounded on “Phoenix,” with subdued production courtesy of Danger Mouse.

One spin of LongLiveA$AP, and it’s clear why A$AP Rocky didn’t break a sweat when the album leaked. Debuts this good just don’t come along very often, and it all comes down to the precocious Harlem rookie’s vision. He’s all over the place with the subject matter, but the topics are tied together by Rocky’s personality, which informs his genuine interest in waxing about them. The closest approximation in this respect is probably Dipset in its glory days. So the man born Rakim Mayers might not be the deft lyricist that his namesake is, but he’s more than adequate in that respect. Combine that with the fact that he might have the best ear for beats the game has seen since Game (who would have thought Hit-Boy, Skrillex, and Danger Mouse could coexist on an album?), and LongLiveA$AP will have fans clamoring for the sophomore set.

3.8/5

dantechnig: Pls help me out my babe is some months older than me and she says age is a number but to me it matters n I wish to end the relationship soon cos some friends says she looks older than me.

@bolded. That's the answer to this topic. It all boils down to looks and not age. Most of those talking about age gap only say it when one of the parties looks. much older physically. A lot of people look older than their age while some look far younger. You could meet a man of 35 looking 25 and a girl of 16 looking 24.

From a guys perspective, the No1 interpretes my approach if given the chance for a 2nd date. I'll know if I'm in for another fling or something serious.

PhysicsQED: This guy just doesn't have his facts right. Doesn't Cross River 'produce' cocoa in significant amounts? So why is he mentioning cocoa? Or is Cross River suddenly Yoruba?

Cocoa and rubber are the largest non-oil exports from Nigeria and the production is spread out across different ethnicites and political regions. Anyway, the agricultural sector is nowhere near where it should be so it's a waste of time trying to argue about who contributes the most to it.

I can't be bothered to dissect his rant but I should point out that anybody actually claiming that the non-Western, non-Eastern, non-Northern states can't or don't produce anything other than oil is a fool.

Most times Cross River, akwaibom and Edo are not looked at as Niger Delta.Even Delta North. That man has the qualities of those Northerners that are surprisingly exceptionally intelligent.I've met a few of them and several dunces.

Written By Nicosia Lawson

Whilst a first date is not enough time to figure out whether this is someone I will spend the rest of my life with, it is the perfect time to get an idea of whether I want to spend any more time getting to know that person and figuring out whether he is someone I could possibly promise forever to.

Like most people, I keep a mental note of qualities and attributes that I look for in a significant other, and though there are some things I am willing to compromise on others I will not tolerate. I know what I want and that’s important because when you know what you’re looking for you won’t waste time with the wrong person.

That’s why an assessment on the first date is important. If all indications show that my date isn’t what I’m looking for then why should I see him again? On a first date it’s not just about him playing his cards right, it’s also about me finding out whether he ticks the right boxes on my list.

So I’ve used my past experiences as the basis for some of my current dating rules and guidelines and have created a list of five things that will put me off on the first date and jeopardise him getting to date number two.

Here’s the list, in no particular order:





1. A Lack of Connection

I trust my intuition; that gut feeling which is almost never wrong, and most likely it will tell me whether my date and I connect or are missing that important chemistry. Some of you may not believe that you can tell this from just one date but in the past I went on more dates with the same person to see if the feeling would change and we’d somehow connect but we never did. And this happened on a couple of occasions with different people. In both instances the guys were good candidates, but the connection just wasn’t there. This caused the relationship to feel like there was something missing and somewhat forced.

In those experiences my intuition on the first date provided an inclination of what the future dates only confirmed. So now if I don’t have a connection with you, most likely we will not go out again. It’s all about saving me time and heartache and keeping myself available for when that person comes along who truly connects the dots.





2. He Has Sex-pectations

Like most women if a guy wants to sleep with me on the first date he will get the boot immediately! I’m talking about bedding me being his predetermined, sole desire, motive and purpose for our date. Obviously he does not value me or care to get to know me, but simply wants to use me. So that date would be his first and his last.





3. The Terrible Kisser

For me a guy’s inability to kiss is a huge turnoff. Kissing provides an indication of the intimate connection you may have with that person. I’m not saying that just because someone cannot kiss means they will not be good at other forms of intimacy but their lack of technique does not make you intrigued to find out.

I once had a guy kiss me like a dog slurping water from a bowl. I’m sure you can figure out what happened after that episode. I never wanted to kiss him again and it was one of the contributing factors for the demise of the relationship. His lack of ability to kiss somehow made me disinterested in him. It was a major blow to the connection that was once there. Kissing is one of the most used means of showing one’s affection for another (especially at the start of a relationship) but I couldn’t get past his lack of skills. To this day I sometimes wonder if he ever realised that after we first kissed I never really wanted to kiss him again.



4. Current Life Situation & Future Plans

I always want to know about my date’s current and future plans. After all that’s what dating is about, getting to know the other person. I want to know what I am getting myself into and how I would fit into his life should the date blossom into something more meaningful.

Some of the things I consider are, does he have a work-life balance; does he work, has his own hobbies and interests, but still finds time to spend with family and friends, meaning he’ll also find time for our relationship. Or is he a workaholic; will I have to compete with his career for his time and affection? If he has a child, does he have an amicable relationship with his child’s mother or is there a lot of baby-mama-drama? Or did he recently end a long-term relationship, because most likely he’s still sorting out his emotions and even though he assures you otherwise there’s the possibility that you’re merely a temporary distraction and not a long term fix. Also, what if he’s planning to spend a year abroad or emigrate soon? I can go on and on with a list of scenarios but I’m sure you get the idea. From the information gathered on a first date I would proceed with caution depending on what he says is going on in his life.



5. He Already Has a Girlfriend

I know some of you are wondering why this is even here but you’d be surprised at the amount of guys who would still go on a date under false pretence that they’re single. I’m not a home wrecker, I don’t like to share my guy and I believe that what goes around comes around so I try not to do to others what I would not want to be done to me. So plain and simple, if we’re on a date and I find out that you already have a girlfriend I’m walking! And the excuse that “it’s complicated” doesn’t make it any different or better! Sort your situation out then maybe we can talk.


http://amarudontv.com/2012/05/31/5-things-that-put-me-off-on-a-first-date-by-nicosia-lawson/

Lagusta: if a husband eats at a lady friend's place, no strings attached, and finds out that she can cook well compared to his wife, wont the man go chopping in that lady's house, then one night together, then weekend together, then.....

That's the angle many protagonists of a bad cook have failed to see. I don't think anybody marries just for food but it remains an important igredient that spices up married life.

Lowkeys: NAIJA AND THEIR OWN AWFUL MENTALITY IS THAT A CRITERIA FOR MARRIAGE? THAT IS WHY YOU CAN NEVER PLEASE AN AVERAGE NAIJA MAN.

Sorry boo. Seems you can't cook. I believe its an igredient that spices up a good married life. Eating out is one of the easiest bate used by Husband snatchers.