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Investment / Re: Billion Dollar Startups Founded By Nigerians by Azord(m): 9:44am On Aug 19, 2023
Non of them on designers... Hardly seeing all these BILLIONAIRES ON CUBAN. THEM NOR DEY BURST ICE.

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Gifts Davido A Customized Necklace Of Himself And His Late Mother (Photo) by Azord(m): 3:43pm On Nov 21, 2020
Acekidc4:
Yoruba Man and Igbo Woman Union dey always Sweet and Interesting...........Am a Living Witness

My Sweetness is an Igbo Lady From Imo State
And Muah is a Yoruba Boy From Osun State

Yorubas and Igbos should Marry into each other More


nor be lie.
Politics / Re: Olajide Oduyoye To LASTMA Officials: They Will Turn On Us If We Don't Change by Azord(m): 12:25am On Oct 29, 2020
Franzinni:
Wow you are a leader Sir,
God bless you
Happiness just tia me slap as I see this thread.


Nor be lie.

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Romance / Re: Men Please Stay Single And Hustle Before Anything by Azord(m): 2:59am On Oct 28, 2020
LikeAking:
OP u are not thinking like a a man.

Upgrade.

Guys chassing after women will become succesfull than guys shying away.

Ladies don help many guys blow oh.

Forget all those small boys bad mouthing babes.

Never run from them,even thou u might be broke.

They will become very handy I tell you.

That small girl can give you your Govs phone no,e go shock u.

If you cant chase babes,you cant chase money.

Both have similar strategies.

Reason why the bad boys rule.






Your idea sef dey very gallant but Sir OP is not talking to a niggarrrr like you.
I support ur fact that women have connection.
I remember how one of my banny that year for school confidently waka me go meet the man wey dey in charge of our school portal, base on say I been get one issue with my school fees payment.
Na those bros wey take woman as priority Sir OP dey remind.

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Romance / Re: Men Please Stay Single And Hustle Before Anything by Azord(m): 2:41am On Oct 28, 2020
Dats true

There is time for everything.

Smoke up.
Eat right.
Hustle tight.
When u cashout u bang pussy.

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Politics / Re: #ENDSARS: Another Shocking Revelation By Eyewitness - Reno Omokri by Azord(m): 2:31am On Oct 28, 2020
Odiegwu
Education / Re: Why Do MOST Nigerian Parents Rush Their Kids Through School? by Azord(m): 2:30am On Oct 28, 2020
I experienced that kinda shid when I was small and it affected me. Its not just necessary. I will never advice any parent to do such.

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Crime / Re: Help! I Suspect My Son To Be A Drug Dealer by Azord(m): 2:25am On Oct 28, 2020
The niggarrrr is a man of shit.
Shit is money but the money don't smell.





Ask God for guidance if u want to be religious about it.


You sef do street tinz na.
I for give u mad idea but e go be like say I fall my niggarrrr hand.

Azord what are u saying sef?

My advice is dat u pray for Gods protection over him that's the most important thing for now because even if you know u can't stop it.
drops pen.
Religion / Re: Lala I Made It by Azord(m): 2:14am On Oct 28, 2020
Congratulations
Celebrities / Re: Allwell Ademola Celebrates 35th Birthday Every Year, Explains Why by Azord(m): 2:45pm On Sep 01, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr Isoright
That reminds me of the song by jay z Forever young I wanna be forever young Do you really want to live forever? Forever and ever


YOUNG AND RICH FOREVER
Romance / Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Azord(m): 8:10pm On Aug 30, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as of they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof




Hmmmm... E go far..
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley – Me And Police Are 5&6 by Azord(m): 7:41pm On Aug 09, 2020
YEAH THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS.
BEING CHASED BY THE COPS IS FUN WHEN YOU HAVE THE DOUGH.

Una nor remember when we small? Police and Thief na very sweet game.
Romance / Re: ~ by Azord(m): 7:39pm On Aug 09, 2020
paulolee:
have lost count....i jus keep the numbers of ex around that are still useful and its just 10....gat exes in lag, p.h, uyo and imo state...na to create site for exes naim i de reason..
I dey tell you...

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Politics / Re: Alleged Certificate Forgery: PDP Seeks Disqualification Of Obaseki by Azord(m): 7:25pm On Aug 09, 2020
Ehn!
After collecting how many B?
Una sabi fall person hand nor be small.
Literature / My Close To Death Experience while swimming. by Azord(m): 2:57pm On Aug 07, 2020
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Science/Technology / Re: How Mosquitoes Evolved To Be Attracted To Humans by Azord(m): 10:50pm On Jul 23, 2020
"At first we thought that mosquitoes who lived around people would simply like to bite people and that those who lived in the forests wouldn't like to bite humans," Rose said. "We were really surprised that that wasn't the case."


I can testify to this...
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: I Don't Do Drugs, I Just Smoke Weed by Azord(m): 9:02am On Jul 23, 2020
That's the real niggarrrr.
Real niggarrrrs blow loud like an elephant.
Weed is my best friend and companion in every weather and mood.

SK, Arizona, Mali kush, Loud, Colorado, States smoke(Warri weed, Oshogbo weed, Ogun smoke.)

Weed the most useful plant till the end of time.

"When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself" - BOB MARLEY.

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Politics / Re: FG Releases N162.5bn SUKUK Funds For Federal Road Projects by Azord(m): 10:18am On Jul 21, 2020
Ooooorrh shid!


Another Cash out...
Romance / Re: Have You Visited An Online Friend Before? by Azord(m): 1:27pm On Jul 19, 2020
lol
Romance / Re: The Story Of Suzy Perez, A Supermodels Who Turn Drug Addict After Abuse by Azord(m): 12:45pm On Jul 19, 2020
From grass to grace and back to the grass.
May God EPP us.
Politics / Re: Saraki Celebrates Victory Over Return Of His Houses. Thanks Judiciary, others by Azord(m): 3:26pm On Jul 17, 2020
As dem return am for Saraki naso e go be for Magu, 9ja way.
Education / Re: Nine Types Of Intelligence by Azord(m): 5:49am On Jul 09, 2020
Oooorrh Shid!
I like this post, my head just dey big as l dey read am.
l no know say my brain sweet like dis.
Ok l possess no 2,3,5,6,7,8,9... OP, check well weda some oda types dey.
Education / Re: Nine Types Of Intelligence by Azord(m): 5:48am On Jul 09, 2020
Oooorrh Shid!
I like this post, my head just dey big as l dey read am.
Ok l possess no 2,3,5,6,7,8,9... OP, check well weda some oda types dey.
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Commences Empowerment Programme For Young Women by Azord(m): 3:56pm On Jul 08, 2020
Oooorrh Shid

Dats It Baby,
just make the impact, hundreds of thousands! holy shid!!
Thats......... Thats Great. Her donation to her world.
Quite Impressive
Education / Re: Top 100 Universities In The World 2020 by Azord(m): 11:25am On Jul 04, 2020
Fvck Really?


My school nor dey dere.
Career / Re: Man Carries 50kg Bag Of Cement With Teeth Upstairs, Wins 100,000 Naira Bet by Azord(m): 11:12am On Jul 04, 2020
Whats dere l can do it, no be jazz o.
Education / Re: What Course Can Someone With This WAEC Result Study? by Azord(m): 11:39pm On Jun 25, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright.
Op be a real niggarrr. A real niggarrr is not supposed to be young, broke and asking unintelligent questions
Computer science dey stare at you from your result and you still dey ask questions. Infact the whole of physical science faculty just dey that result

Ogbeni go for computer science
But be ready for old programming language like Fortran and Pascal na that one our Nigerian universities Sabi.
Then you go almost turn to madman like me with more than three computers because you want try perfect some programming language
But nor worry last last you go dey alright because enough jobs dey for computer scientist... Nor forget say bombing also dey there...the picture below na my sanctum or machine room...na this room machine language for dey frustrate me anyday anytime twice on Thursday









Damnnn nigarrrr... You are a bader man.
Business / Re: Early Morning Razes Oba Of Benin Market In Edo [photos] by Azord(m): 1:03pm On Jun 22, 2020
Oooorh Shid!

Fuckery!!

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