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Business / Re: COVID-19 Distress: Access Bank To Lay Off 75% Of Staff, Says MD Herbert Wigwe [V by Azord(m): 2:09am On May 01, 2020
Ohh Shid!!

This is bad, this is really really bad.

How will things really look like after this lockdown.

koni da fun esu.


However, this fit make all these bank staff respect person small for inside hall...
abi dem go even dey para person.
Politics / Re: Tobias Okwuru: Buhari Appoints Dead Ex-lawmaker To Board Of Federal Character by Azord(m): 12:48am On Apr 30, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
The baby above

Your boyfriend must be a real niggarrr
Sahara reporters looking for mistake to criticize

Sahara reporters bunch of fuckkkers




Bros abeg na

Anyway. I go buy you beer( but if you are not a boozer)

Then i go buy you whizkhalifa plant ( and if you are not a toker)

Then i will supply you with some paid pussy ( what if you are not a swimmer)

Then Bros i go teach you some bombing work.

No matter what you must dey do any one among this four things.



Damnnnnn Nigarrrrrrr, if everybody hates u, ur'e in trouble and if everybody loves/likes you, your're also in trouble.
The Real Nigar is who u really are and l will like to meet u in person.
Mind you, l do d four things u told that man up there and will like to work with you.
Crime / Re: LOCKDOWN PALAVER Apprentice, AY Stabs His Boss To Death For Scolding Girlfriend by Azord(m): 2:11am On Apr 29, 2020
The way my area just dey carry bad matter these days for NL ko ye mi o.
Last week three sis die for moto crash, nw this one kill oga because of babe.
Ajiwe go really treat him fuckup.
Crime / Re: Supply Teacher Jailed For Sexual Assaults On Primary School Children by Azord(m): 1:41am On Apr 29, 2020
bleep really?
na small pikin toto dey sweet una, smtin wey dick no suppose dey stand for. l get one for around here, no be me go cast am but dem go still arrest am.
Politics / Re: Lagos To Produce 8,000 Beneficiaries Of Conditional Cash Transfer Soon by Azord(m): 9:11am On Apr 28, 2020
Bleep really!
8000 out of the millions,
ohh shid!! l forgot "poorest of the poor".
Issorkay.

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Career / Re: Unimaginable Mass Job Losses Loom In Nigeria by Azord(m): 4:10pm On Apr 27, 2020
Ohh Shid!!
Not again...

But what else are we expecting is gonna be the effect of this lockdown?

Good epp us.
Sports / Re: Nadine Goncalves Dumps Tiago Ramos Because He Is Gay by Azord(m): 12:33pm On Apr 25, 2020
Day or weeks ago we learnt they were really fucking each other hard, now them break, my hand nor dey abeg leave me, na dem sabi.
Na businessman that guy be, gayship, sugar momma tinz and football.
Health / Re: 114 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 1095, 208 Discharged, 32 Deaths by Azord(m): 12:57am On Apr 25, 2020
Ohh shid!!

This is bad, this is really really bad... did l just see 4digit?
Family / Re: Josiah Mutihir: Nigeria To Experience Unplanned COVID-19 Babies By November by Azord(m): 12:39am On Apr 25, 2020
Ohh Shid!!
Dey don cum again, me no believe, l say l no believe oya cum force me na...
mcheeeww?

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Shows Off His Tattoos (Video) by Azord(m): 8:09pm On Apr 24, 2020
I don't like injuries on my fresh skin, no mata hw nice the injury wil look like. l prefer the holes for the diamonds.

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Romance / Re: Do Girls Or Ladies Masturbate ? by Azord(m): 7:28pm On Apr 24, 2020
what's all the Love Machine for if dey don't.
ladies no too jes dey cast themselves like guys period, dem dey soapy wella.

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Celebrities / Re: Even If I’m In A Relationship, You Can Always Ask Me Out – Comedienne Wofaifada by Azord(m): 6:44pm On Apr 24, 2020
Bleep Really?
How many suitors will u now av? So it will now become survival of the fittest for them all.

Ohh Shid!
Cum to think of it will they all bang you?
No wise niggar among them should marry you.

what's my own sef?
jes make yasef happy abi?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Coronavirus In Iran: 480 Die, 2850 Sick After Drinking Methanol For Cure by Azord(m): 6:29pm On Apr 24, 2020
bleep really
let people not kill themselves Tori olorun
Politics / Re: Enugu Pays April Salaries Of Workers, 25% Allowance For Health Workers by Azord(m): 6:22pm On Apr 24, 2020
Development Nice
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Obileye Is Dead by Azord(m): 6:10pm On Apr 24, 2020
ChristineC:
angry is this a period of death?


I no understand o

RIP to the dead,

he was such a good actor the last of his movie I watched was "THE GOVERNOR "
Health / Re: My Penis Discharges Pus, What Could That Be? by Azord(m): 10:18pm On Apr 23, 2020
Oh Shid!!

now money wey u go use chop bellefull, u go use am baf doctor.
Health / Re: CACOVID Orders 400,000 Test-Kits, Plans To Feed 1.7m Households by Azord(m): 8:40pm On Apr 23, 2020
Development Nice
Romance / Re: Lockdown: Sex Starved Lady Cries Out For Help by Azord(m): 6:07pm On Apr 23, 2020
[quote author=Rapmoney post=88770098]

Sex is overrated, sex is overrated but una like fvck pass anything! Hypocrites![/quote

Lol...
I ef ur sis?
Music/Radio / Re: Top Five Nigerian Songs that Revolutionised Song Covers In Nigeria - Iamsynord by Azord(m): 4:39pm On Apr 22, 2020
Whouepp Na Blowbang.
Politics / Re: VSF Task Force On Covid-19 Donates Food And Non Food Items To Taraba State by Azord(m): 3:14pm On Apr 22, 2020
North Again... Not Again... Oh Shid!
Celebrities / Re: If Dagrin Was Still Alive Today, Will Olamide Be Great by Azord(m): 2:36pm On Apr 22, 2020
Me l dunno oo!
but let Olamide not die b4 another arise.
Romance / Re: Lockdown: Sex Starved Lady Cries Out For Help by Azord(m): 2:17pm On Apr 22, 2020
sex is overrated,
oh shid!
what does she want us to do now?

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Politics / Re: Governor Elrufai Defeats Corona Virus As He Tests Negative Twice by Azord(m): 2:12pm On Apr 22, 2020
congrats to him, go and travel no more.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh In Tears As They Broke Down Her Gate And Stole by Azord(m): 1:58pm On Apr 22, 2020
oh shid!

so bad.
Politics / Re: Depleting Oil Prices: Atiku Speaks by Azord(m): 1:34pm On Apr 22, 2020
All of una the same thing, we just dey look una because we neva vex/wise finish.

Even Buhari will advice on economy development like a saint in the nearest future.
Health / Re: . by Azord(m): 1:30pm On Apr 22, 2020
Kano is becoming the new Lagos.
Politics / Re: WHO Reveals When Is Right For Football Clubs To Return by Azord(m): 1:22pm On Apr 22, 2020
Ahh! Lobatan!

I neva believe sha, no ball till...

oh shid, dat can't be...
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode: Abubakar Shekau Should Be Killed, Not Imprisoned by Azord(m): 1:06pm On Apr 22, 2020
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