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ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
I rushed into the thread expecting to find some so called leaders of tomorrow blaming buhari for this natural disaster; I was not disappointed!

Like say na buhari dey cause natural disaster.

[quote author=ehizzybaba post=49269451]WHICH ONE YOU DEY?

He promised you change, you clapped. Now he said change begins with you and you are still clapping. Are you a dummy?

Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped. He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. You also clapped. What is wrong with your brain?

Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped. He later paid subsidy. You clapped again. Na millipede full your brain?

When he removed all road blocks. You clapped. When he reinstalled road blocks. You also clapped. You chop craze?

When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped. He returned military command back. You clapped. You well so?

He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped. He devalued the Naira. You clapped. Where your common sense dey?

He said he the first lady. You clapped. His wife is doing the job of the office of the first lady. You clapped
Omo dis 1 neva reach to create topic. dis 1 pas coment na.

No deeperlife pastor there


. Kisses.
Great Good Church of the living God

GossipHeart:
Buhari You will never go unpunished

NA . Buhari be d driver

These FIVE 5 just came after I had posted.

1. The passers by:. These ones will always coment "just passing by"

2. The observer:. They are just like the passers by but they comment wif "just observing" or "just dey observe".

3. Mod attackers:. Am sure even those that are new on nairaland will have noticed these ones. They like to tackle the mods and blast dem for moving topics to fp.

4. The viewers:. These ones will neva comment or else if need be. They just find it difficult to comment on topics. They just view so I call them viewers.

5. Name serchers:. They just come search names follow some members and go.

jc173:
Half bread is better than none brother, accept the one u are seeing now, when the bigger one comes u grab

abi he can even accept it and get a beta one lera.
I have heard of some one dat is a graduate just from gateman wif school cert i advise he should be humble and forget abt his job.

Doyin400l:
I dey craze..Tufiakwa I reject the spirit that will convince me to receive that stipends.

and den you remain jobless

anonimi:
Best punishment



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GUY U BAD OO!!!

I have been on nl 4 some time now, and I have taken time to study most of our attitude on nairaland.
I will go straight to the point and give u the list of members behaviours. All u need to do is to identify yourself.
1.Commenters:I call dem d commenters because any topic they open dey always haf smetin to say/write.dey are never barren of words.
2.The fighters:These ones always prepare or let me say will always start a fight on the thread. Am sure u might have come across dem.
3.The likers and sharers:Lol,they like every comments weda sensible or otherwise they even like the dots(.)lol.
4.The quoters:These set of people wil always quote others some can even quote wif dot(.)
5.The off commenters: These ones are some how annoying and also funny these are the ones that can blame Buhari for someone celeb birthday or a weding ceremony.
6.Love finders:I dont think i need to explain thez set they folo al d beauty and hansom.You kno now.
7.Neva rejoce:dey cosider rice/beans dan celearate wif people.
8. Ad yours.

ministeriallist:
The fact is, true Christians obey God's commands as found in the Bible. They don't use high sounding title for their leaders. If you read the remaining verses, you will see the difference between true christianity and counterfeit ones.
True Christians actually obey Jesus commands including the one found in Matthew 28:19,20.

you're right

ifenes:
Too bad they call them Mummies and Daddies. The main reason why the gullible followers do exactly what they say without questions.

If you call them Mummies and Daddies,it means they can spend from the offering as much as they like,you will never think they can be wrong and basically untouchable. Anyone wonder why Pastors take their members for granted.

I think it is in your church pastors take members 4 granTED

Poliporpor:
Thank you very much for this Bible verse. I never knew it existed i just checked it. Matthew 23:9 And do not call anyone on earth 'father,' for you have one Father, and he is in heaven. But the pastors read this verse in the Bible, then why do they accept when people cal them that?

dats not what dat part of d bible mean.

ZKOSOSO:
Chai....! See as Tinubu hold him poster like say na woman pant him carry .....

you sabi sight ooo!

donbenedict:
She became proud when she was lifted up... and yall knw Wat comes after pride...

Yes it is true buh, are you sure she is down.

divinehand2003:
If Nigeria didn't make the list, then I must confess that your list is not complete. I recommend an immediate review in relation to the current harsh economic wahala Nigerians are facing at the moment.

nigera cannot be there because of dangote and other bilonares in our coutry.
But why do you wish us bad.

soberdrunk:
I can imagine how the goats will be gossiping them.......

Black goat-----oh boy why dis people throw way dirty 4 road nah?

White goat---oh boy dem dem say der governor nor pay them oooo

Black goat---- na why dem behave like 'goat' scatter everywhere?

White goat---- you don see am fininish nah............ (Na joke ooooo)!

LOL

okedoyinolabisi:
no

okay u just dey quote bible.

okedoyinolabisi:
the sure mercies of David will be on u

so u attend sure mercies of DAVID church.

I personally think we should rejoice wif those who rejoice.

EpicMaurice:
The people that burnt the thief are no different from the thief himself.
They should still be arrested for murder.

Say no to jungle justice

ABI ohh

izuch:
The woman go dey mend the man when them finally marry

I DE TEL U

Davash222:
So, you recommend , chewing it and using it to cook, abi??

LOL

Davash222:
You blame the men when their woman cheats?
I feel like knocking that your Thick head now.

NO mind dat one inexperience dey wory am.

Davash222:
If the prophesy is coming directly from God to me.

Not when a man will say God said I should tell you... Bla Bla Bla

God should talk to me directly if He loves me and wants me stay away from such relationship.


Shalom.

i suport u bro

My friend once did dis and regreted his action.

dblackninja:
Which one is demonic cobwebs again?


Well I know the drill..just like new products are injected into the market to entice customers to part with their money, that's how these things are created to entice the congregation (customers) to part away with their cool cash as prayers and solutions are being offered to destroy the demonic cobwebs with spiritual cobwetic brooms

I PITY YOUR LAUGHTER

slimthugchimee:
maybe she was paid for it

SURE

veekid:
See as the boy do mouth

YOUR eye sharp die!

Luckymay:
Politicians and pastors are....
Please someone should post that Zuma pix for me
BTW, why is wike's wife wearing earing.? I thought it's forbidden or has she been given special privilege as the special guest of honour?

I hate dat!
new comers are allowed to put on anything dey want but afta they hear a powerful d Holy Spirit does its work.
it is not d church dat forbides, it is d bible.

Election wahala. EVERYWHERE!

FLYING AS IF HIS OFFICE IS IN THE AIR.

Toks2008:
Ifahia led?

led by your own philosophy I guess.

If you read tru you will see where I stated clearly that if your heart condemns you when you do it without porn then stop it..Simple.

But no one should call it a sinful act because we can not start choosing what is sinful by human reasoning.

Call it addictive and I will agree, call it a bad habit and I will say it is for those who see it that way but call it a sin and I will ask you to back it up from the sriptures or keep mum.

I repeat, I'm not promoting the act and I don't even know how to whank as they call it but I'm always out to say things as they are without hypocrisy.

so if the rapture or death comes while masturbating u will go 2 heaven and God wil say"welcome good and faithful servant for masturbating"
u bera stop decieving people