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snowDiva:
FUNNY WAYS TO BREAK UP WITH UR BF/GF.....
1.16missed calls?you killed my battery,so u are
capable of killing me....It's Over!!

2.How come mosquito is biting me and not biting
you?I smell a conspiracy...It's Over!!

3.You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you
are busy breathing?...It's Over!!

4.So now u are drinking coke that has another
man's name on it,better go and find him because
it's Over between us!!

5.So beyonce "drunk in love"is ur callertune abi?I
can't trust alcoholics with my future kids...It's
Over!!

6.They are shouting "birdflu"and you are still
cooking chicken?you want to kill me?...It's Over!!

7.I called you and you picked up immediately.you
lack patience,I can't date someone who is not
patient..so It's Over!

8.Why are u using broom to sweep my bedroom
when you know that I support PDP...It's Over!!

9.You always abbreviating your texts,you want
our children to be short abi?..It's Over!!

10.I told you I loved my food hot but you refused
to warm my Ice cream,you don't care about
me...It's Over!!

11.You don't pay ur tithe,if you can cheat on
GOD, who m I then...PACK YOUR THINGS...

Gloryblossom:
what is there to wash the pant of your girlfriend,if you can't wash the pant of your gf then u expect to wash ur clothe,singlet,and boxers when she comes to your place...u guys will always find every possible means to go to her waist and take it down when u feel like makin love to her now is abormination to wash.To mie if you can't wash my pant don't dream of entering where the pants cover.arat nonsense

Yomieluv:
the lack of respect is due to lack of money.
make money,and all other things will fall into place.
a woman that respect the pastor is because she sees the pastor as more successfully than the hubby.
make money and see how even pastors will worship you.
do you think Dangote's wives will respect one silly imam or pastor than him?
bottom line,make Doe.

fantazia:
There is this neibour of mine that lost her husband last two weeks in a ghastly motor accident, its just two weeks now, though the husband is still in mortuary but this widow in question had sex with a friend of mine, they engage in sex yesterday. "well im troubled, is there any repercusion on what they did? cc:lalasticlala, rocktation, obinoscopy

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