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HateU2:
I'm not judging, just kidding. I don't do offline things. Sorry about that

HateU2:
eyyyya but ur siggy is a turn off

HateU2:
Who's seeking d attention young lady

vizkiz:
see beautiful ladies

Not all these broke biitches that will pose half nud£, pout mouth like fish and bend legs like crab just to gather likes from sick perverts

phemmyutd:
Contrary to the belief by most people that the
Nigerian Army are being paid heavily, the
opposite is the case as the Nigerian Army
salary structure reveals that these men who
risk their lives to defend the sovereignty of
Nigeria go home with stipends.

A Nigerian soldier is being paid according to
his or her rank and years of service. The list
below is a report seen as of December 2015..

Salary Structure of the Nigerian
Army
Private Soldier earns about N48-49,000
Lance Corporal earns about N54-55,
Corporal earns N58,000
Sergeant earns N63,000
Staff Sergeant earns N68,000
Warrant Officer earns N80,000
Master Warrant Officer earns N90,000

Nigerian Army Salary Structure for
Commissioned Officers
Second Lieutenant- N120,000
Lieutenant- N180,000
Captain- N220,000
Major- N300,000
Lt. Colonel- N350,000
Colonel- N550,000
Brigadier General- N750,000
Major General- N950,000
Lt. General- N1 million
General- N1.5 million
Those are the salary of Nigerian soldiers.
What is your take on the Nigerian Army
Salary?..
www.nigerianinfopedia.com/nigerian-army-salary-structure-much-nigerian-soldier-salary/

ashewoboy:
I reside in lagos and I think I've heard some funny bus-stops.


1. Cement


2. Ile- ile(refuse dump)



3. Dustbin




Add yours.

Secretario:
Happy new year fellow Nairalanders.

I believe you will find this post very helpful and educative just as i did too.

Enjoy.

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years.

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.

5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.

6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger.


8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side.


9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.

10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.

11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to try them all.


12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.


13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t.


14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.


15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia.


16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!!


17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of water!!

18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell!!

19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!


20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.


21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.


22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.


23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.


24. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.


25. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

26. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts and things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

28. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything.

30. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

31. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.


32. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.


33. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'


36. Help the needy, Be generous! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'


37. What other people think of you is none of your business.


38. Time heals everything.


39. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

40. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. Each night before you go to bed, pray to God and be thankful for what you accomplished, today. What if you woke up this morning and only had what you thanked God for yesterday? DON’T FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING.

43. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

Now: Think about sharing this with friends to help them lead a happier and healthier life, too!

https://web.facebook.com/dailyhealthtipss/posts/699024846838687

emusmith:
7 Types Of "Lights Ladies Show To Guys

If you're very keen with or close to ladies, they will either like you or don't. They will show it through what we call, "light".

Humans, ladies in this case, are like cars. They show affection through the reflection of their emotion. I repeat, if you are observant, you'll see the kind of light she is sending across and you will know what to do and when to do it. This thread will help stop being indecisive or too presumptious BUT calculatively precisive.

I've formulated some of these myself, though they are relative and not to be taken literally but literary. Let's check on them quickly;


1. Green Light

This is the kind of light she shows when she likes you. Just "Like" for a start...A Green Light tells you to respond to her: talk to her. It doesn't really mean she loves you, yet. Mind you, she hasn't gotten to really know. Green light is mostly used today on a selfish/ temporary/lustful platform. Haven't you ever thought a girl was "eyeing" you, only to go closer, gets her number then the relationship dies after two weeks? Green light isn't enough, bro.


2. Red light

This is also known as Dismissal Light. As you all know, this is the kinda light she shows when she doesn't see a future with you. Some features and signs you'll see are:

a. She shows no excitement when you call.
b. She gets angry at every of your mistake.
c. Of course, she replies you with K,kk or kkk and that takes hours...etc.


3. Yellow Light

This light doesn't necessarily tell you to approach. That's that situation when you ask her out and she tells you, "I'll think/pray about it" or "Give me some time". That keeps you holding out for a while. 'For awhile'...it shouldn't exceed that. Don't be friend- zoned in 2016, please!


4. Grey Light

This is also called the "Light of a Cheating Girl". This kind of light is like a chameleon. It changes with environment or monetary involvement. Such a girl is most likely a Flirt: The more you look, the less you see. Watch out for this kinda light. She hugs and plays with your hair as though she cares, But right before you, she picks the call one of her boyfriends. Such girls ain't loyal. Don't tread too fast!


5. Black Light

I dunno if you have been there when you don't know why she is around you. Isn't apparently for sex and she tells you No. Does she have a guy? No. Is she willing to have one? No. No friends. No Boyfriends. No girlfriends. Just you. This is a Black Light. Run, bro. You might a means to a babalawo-end.


6. White Light

This is also known as a Diamond Light. This light exceeds the Green Light. It is love and acceptance based on knowledge of the guy. The white light is the truest light that brightens and sustains a mature relationship. He doesn't have to say to her, "I love you". He proves it by switching on the white light.


7. ROYGBIV Light

This is nicknamed, Multiple Light. When she gives you SEVEN parts of her in SEVEN days of a week: This is that kinda light. Unpredictably annoying! Unnecessary mood swings! A glaring light that tells you, "I'm not willing to change because of anyone, not even you!"


Merry Christmas, folks! Have fun!

misspicy:
so you mean you want to go to her school enter the room her father rented for her,sit on the bed her father bought for her,eat the food her father bought for her and probably gonk the pvssy her father gave to her through his chromosome then later you will claim that she is asking you for money...

my friend you need to be probed by Buhari

commitcrime:
Libyans lost a gem. They re yet to realise it. US doesn't ve any persons interest at heart.

How I wish gaddaffi was a nigerian ruler

sarmiie:
Simple....

Take his phone, remove the battery, and leave the phone charging (without a battery) .