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braine: He never visited Africa if he doesn't vist Nigeria

I dey smile you

Shawty got that killer p**sy but my nigga was sharper , she couldn't make a decent meal and poison it?

Deadbody OYA take ya medicine

The truth of the whole matter is that in today's world the limits of Christianity are so tight, can you imagine abandoning everything you have and say its for Christ? People go first ask if you don mad. Everybody also thinks the messiah will come in their lifetime which is another form of paranoia because if you scratch below the surface of any religion u will definitely see fear. As for the chip na the pastors wey dey fly private go first need am

Nor be the one wey dem talk say don mad?

nonsom: Considering the situation of things in Nigeria polity now, Nigerians need someone who is knowledgeable in conjuction with a good political ideaology to handle the staff of presidential position in 2015, hence the present leadership is concluded as clueless. And its a fact without doubt that Owelle Rochas Okorocha is the most competent person who is qualified to handle the position from the south east, considering his supersonic transformation that is going on in Imo state now. But the challenges there is that, Imolites would not like to miss his good governance after his first term in office. So, it has become very obvious that imolites are going to re- elect Rochas in 2015, which is like a bed at his hand now, or should Okorocha hand over power as the governor of imo state and go for presidence which is seen as a bird at bush. Therefore, my fellow good and patriotic Nigerians, please help to put Okorocha right towards this thought.

nclap for yourself

Mrajonder: Akpos ran home from school yesterday crying and
mum asked
mum; akpos what is it
akpos; the fatest boy in our classslap me
mum; wat did you do to him
akpos; i told him that i saw him inmy dream where he worn a gold medal in Olympic game
mum; but that is good, why is he slapping you,but
wat race did he he took part in
akpos;mum u are asking ask if you don't know, it
is marathon eating

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LMAO!!! NAIRALAND SINGLE GUYS COMMITEE OYA!

Hahaha akpors you stupid negro

KILL EVERY LAST ONE!!! IT'S ALL OR NONE!!

OYA EAGLES.

It's been three months, still see her at least once a week at the workplace , whenever we talk outside that we try to f?$k, BUT the problem be say her new boyfriend na pastor wey dey see beta vision

Thats the ghost, bashed up and still dripping swag. And Rick Ross sef, bullet never hit ya motor u don dey go jam wall 1 bullet nu touch the car sef. Guess They were shooting the person behind you.

Thats the ghost, bashed up and still dripping swag. And Rick Ross sef, bullet never hit ya motor u don dey go jam wall They were shooting the person behind you.

DOCTOR(young fetus)
MAMA NKECHI(white fowl)
DIDIER( eye of a super eagle)

But na him kill mo'hits na?

Babe this your wahala eh! Two guys, finances, emotions. In my innermost church mind I sincerely think you should have a 3-sum

Wizzy baking that dough, needs more space for the safe.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Is it anybody's fault you don't have angels in your village?[/quote abeg help me ask am oh!

oluemmakay: That must be d way angels in ur village demonstrate.

u know since lucifer left heaven, music there has been boring so they sneak out once in a while to listen to earthly music, alantazonto is for those in purgatory

Second death, u never die the first one and the second death dey fear u? Heaven is for the selected few only known to God from the day he made the garden, heaven is what you vision it to be which is only what you've seen or heard from books and stories, no one has been there and back so how do we know? depriving yourself of life here for th

larride: We are not immortal here on earth, no one is, he came to save us so as not to experience the second death and give us eternal life in heaven.

e sake of living when you're dead. Heaven, hell, God, satan etc are all within us and our own messiah might be here now spreading the meaasge.

larride: I disagree, JESUS is the 'WORD'. Jesus came into the world to reconcile us back to God, he's the pathway to eternal life which is God masterplan for man. He said we can do greater things through Christ that streghten us. You are making it look Jesus is mortal and the difference btw Him and us is our faith which isn't so. He gave his life for us. He gave powers to those that believe in him that they may be called sons and daughters of God. There's a verse I love you so much in the bible and its "I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH CHRIST THAT STRENGHTEN ME". We have potentials as humans. Those inventions you talked about is the end product of those potentials. Jesus came to the world to reconcile us back to God not to help us invent aeroplanes or weapon of mass destruction. He came to the physical world to connect us to the spiritual realm.

what you've said is good and what every Christian is saying, but I thought he came to die for our immortality(eternal life) after Adam and eves wrong. So how come we aren't immortal since his death.

ALANTA IS THE DANCE OF ANGELS? *spread your wings and fly away*

CLT123: All Nigeria needs is a win to reach the quarterfinals

how sure are you about that given the fact thet ethopia is the lowest on the group with -goal margin. A win for nigeria of the same margin as a win for zambia would knock us out aint it?

Ha.

NOO! Its not a crime, maybe he was a sculptor making busts of imams and sh*t, and was working on the heads. Was to return them the next week.

Call me a pessimist but I call myself a logical thinker, saw this on another thread and wanted to discuss on it.Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by f i o: 10:10pm On Jan 25
super eagles are qualified for the quarter final, only a logical person can see these.i can prove this;....super eagles=S, zambia=Z, ETHIOPIA=E, BUKINA FASO=B
Z=E
S=Z(L)
S=B(L)
B>E
THEREFORE B>Z.
S>E OR S=E(L).....THERE ARE TWO OUTCOMES
(L) MEANS LAST MINUTES LUCK AGAIST SUPER EAGLES(S)

MY ADVICE IS THAT IF WE CAN TIGHTEN OUR DEFENCE EXPECIALLY AT THE LAST MINUTES
WE WILL GET TO QUARTER FINAL. Ok what of the new possiblities that burkina have created by trashing ethopia by a wide goal margin, lastly what if SE manage a 2-0 victory and chipolopolo hold the stallions 1-0?

ckc: U wuld hv simply closed ur mouth if u had nothing better to say.

but its true, they didn't have as much possession but did u see their number of shots?

No worry, no be today wey division don dey kill us, all the faces on those notes are just BIG name. But that changing of the notes na small part of the REVOLUTION that has to come.*with my nazi salute*

Might just be another draw, got my calculator sha.

Had to reunite with my burkinabe ex for the match come bet say if I win na acceSs codes but naija just put me on hollld.

Guy open your eyes, if u don't believe that the whole world is run by a group of people in a room then your dulling,

Its a medical condition avianemia