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Chukskalidon: ara oyiyi

You say?

FYI..I'm a psychologist,so I know what I'm doing

Smartie gurl: i had a gr8 night chick.

Y'ello smart one.. ₪ö offence,are u d kind of gal dat likes sleeping unclad?

[quote author=Beautful.B]@Eze-promoe: please am not wooing afam2eva am wooing Shizzle11. Please edit it...He's my roff oh.biko[/quote]Are you a devil's incarnate?... What's the eyebrow pencil 'L'attoo doing on ya back?.

"You will know if she is from a ghetto,when she can use eyebrow pencil to do anything"

Idowuogbo: Na! I don't gerrit! Y babes dey form? Like seriously, to woo na big deal? Mstewww! Kids!

But ur name is not on the list na... Maybe cos most of them are in their ovulatory period

[quote author=TEA esq™]It was fine papito[/quote]So amas,who u wooing?

purebarbie: guys buzz me if u ve got these qualities; u must be talented and creative,intelligent and ambitious,passionate and romantic ability to stay in a long term relationship....with all d above (i believe u aint poor u re too much to be poor)iu must ve attain mid-late 20s(ur age) , u must tall and muscular built u knw what i mean plus those muscular strong arms, then AM ALL URS FOR KEEPS........

You forgot to put - That Don't smoke/Drink, Don't Cheat/lie, Good loving, Handsome, Rich and God Fearing. Wait Jesus is Coming Soon. :-/

[quote author=TEA esq™]Good morning y'all
Viewing this topic: geeft(f), phoinix(m), Eze Promoe, shizzle11(m), Chukskalidon(m), baba dey(m), Rhymez(m), Neduzze5(m)[/quote]Goood morning,mamito. How waz ur nite?

adaobi123: im so bored
is there anything on youtube to watch

Yep...I'm on youtube

Idowuogbo: Talk kpem dia again hen, na u fadeyi go use feed d God of iron 2moro. U vagabon!

.... The guy is mad gan,@ ur age to bed wet?.... I think sango get power pass ogun.

Popowaa: My sis played a serious one on me and i fainted.My sis (my favourite of all my siblings) has not been home for sometime and i couldnt get hold of her since yesterday only to be whatsapp with her phone she was dead and the direction to the morgue.I started shaking and started calling her line like crazy and one of her friends picked and confirmed it.I fainted there and then and when i woke realized the shock had made me had my mense.I didnt even shower and headed straight to the morgue only to be told April Fool.i was soo angry i'm not talking to my sis what if i had died from shock?

This is serious menh... And u did nothing?..one of mine tried it some years back,I don't think she will forget what happened to her after that life taking,provoking,annoying joke.

Happy betday

LastApostle: You contradicts yourself!
Evaluate your craps and tell me the meaning of BOREDOM!

U see what I'm saying.

LastApostle: Thank you broda me.

I need Itsmodella, Dyt and Vivian Chinasa to compete for my attention.

You will kill them with boredom. These ladies u mentioned,needs (have) a man with action when its time not blabbing/ranting talking man like u

Pakistanis

Most of those claims/titles are true dude. How can a mere human beans call himself "most holy". May God's patience continue to run like clock on us Ȍo◦°˚ . Don't forget the buddhist and Zen too.

Horrific events brought them together.

He was the first person to undergo a full face transplant in the United States after an electrical accident left him without a nose, eyes or lips.

She suffered burns on more than 70% of her body after a car crash.

After meeting in a hospital support group for burn victims, Dallas Wiens and Jamie Nash got married on Saturday, CNN affiliate WFAA reported.

"I am Dallas' eyes while he has my heart," Nash said in a recent online post about their relationship.

Wiens, 27, was injured in 2008 when he was volunteering at his church and his head got too close to a high-voltage power line.

He lost almost his entire face from the burns.

In 2011, doctors at Boston's Brigham and Women's Hospital gave him a new one.

In a 15-hour procedure, doctors used donated tissue to give Wiens a donor forehead, nasal structure, nose, lips and facial skin. They also transplanted underlying muscles and nerves that will allow Wiens to have sensation and movement in his face.

The historic surgery marked a dramatic recovery for a man that had been kept in a medically induced coma for 90 days. Some people hadn't expected him to make it out of intensive care.

Nash endured a similar struggle.

She was texting while driving when her car crashed in 2010. Flames burned her arms to the bone and severed her Achilles tendon.

Doctors kept her in an induced coma for 10 weeks. She underwent more than two dozen surgeries.

Now, Nash has created a nonprofit, the Jamie Nash TXT L8R Foundation, to tell her story and warn people against texting while driving.

On the foundation's website, she described her growing romance with Wiens.

"I would truly feel lost without him by my side," she wrote last year. "Our love is deep and strong, and together we will achieve greatness."

According to WFAA, they plan to share their wedding footage in a reality show about people who survive tragedies and go on to help others.

adaobi123: Errmmmmm thanks. I'm confused. Why am I recieving this ?

I wonder too

Neduzze5: Jeez! Are you trying to pick up a fight with me or what? I can't remember talking to you talk less of calling your name. I was only talking to a friend. Don't be a derailer!!

Sorry bro.... The ladies aint helping @ all,they luv everything done by the guys alone but when it requires theirs,na tory.

Neduzze5: Hahahahaha
I go like see you in real life!!

Ashawo... Then what happens when ur wife sees both of ya?...nnekacherry,his wife is real kpako Ȍo◦°˚ ,what will happen when a butty gal like u fights a kpako woman like his wife?

Neduzze5: *Comes into the room, looks left, looks right, looks up and looks down*


Me: Eze Promoe!!!
Eze: My oga at the top! You called me?
Me: Where are all the single ladies?
Eze: I can't really tell you now and then my other oga at the top will say another. But then, lemme check under the bed!!!

Babes, be bold and pick your men jare. Who una dey fear?

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Cheap slut....if u were to be a woman,na abortion tins after 6 shildrens for 7 different BANCE :>

Lemme see how eze wan put him name there. ₪ö PM-ing eze,I heard u can do that.

Idowuogbo: Haba! Bebe, if I wooze u hen? Ur face life will never remain d same.

*yinmu*... Not nigerian gals of our generation. Can a gal come out and tell me that she has wooed a guy for real verbally/vocally in her entire life.

vivian chinaza: Oh pulease,,,,,,,, we do this better than guys, we have gat games *cool*

I guess u are a newbie here

I don't think you will wanna test me.

Me a newbie here?..I laff. I comment when I think its necessary dear. Are you a slim garl? Coz must vivian I know are slim with chocolate skin so succulent a man can't resist.

This will be fun small. 9ja women don't know how to woo ja re

^ Thanks

Thanks

Then how do I start to learn that. Its like there are ₪ö courses on black hat (non ethical hacking) on internet

Stop dreaming and take actions dude. You must know that,you can't achieve your goal(s) in your comfort zone.

Its like the guy is u.gly or financially derailed that's why you don't wanna date him. Nobady even asked her why?. If u are not interested,why telling him 'we can still be friends' knowing that that is the root to a relationship.

you only go out with him when you bored *sighs scornfully*